Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Pupik]

Boot cup holder.

What does the Lebron James and Marlin-snorting-crack one say?

The Semisovereign City-State of Miami (Miami-Dade)

"The great thing about Miami is how close it is to the United States. The worst thing about Miami is how close it is to Florida. It's the capital of Latin America, home to cocaine cowboys, and a place where LeBron is king and Gloria Estefan is always relevant."

The map and stereotypical descriptions are quite apt, although Tampa Bay and its slice of overall weird should be another state, too.

 

[Ken]

 

[TheCracker]

What has been seen cannot be unseen

 

[Minty]

Florida's ten separate states:

Jimmy Buffettstan is my favorite place to be. Also, is that pellican holding a used condom?

 

[Wiegert]

 

[Bo]

 

[Ken]

So sadly true.

 

[Pupik]

Young gamers today just can't Hang On to the past.

 

[Lizard]

I remember thinking F1 2001 on the PC looked amazing.

Now it looks awful.

I am only 20 as well.

 

[Ken]

I've been playing video games for nearly 30 years. With that being said, any graphics are better than Zork's

 

[Slash]

 

[Ken]

 

[Slash]

 

[Sage Ages]

"I didn't know."

 

[ildd]

Dear Lord yes

 

[turbolefty78]

blonde and hot pocket

I don't get it, where's the funny?

 

[Ken]

Both are from Game of Thrones. The blonde is a dragon charmer on the show and in the picture she's watching How to Train a Dragon.

The other is not only a play on one of the Books that the show is based on. Also, if you've ever cooked a hot pocket, you know that some spots are lava and other and frozen solid.

 

[Slash]

Dear Lord yes

THIS IS SO ACCURATE OMG

 

[Bopop4]

Both are from Game of Thrones. The blonde is a dragon charmer on the show and in the picture she's watching How to Train a Dragon.

The other is not only a play on one of the Books that the show is based on. Also, if you've ever cooked a hot pocket, you know that some spots are lava and other and frozen solid.

How to train your dragon.*

Serious business.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Both are from Game of Thrones. The blonde is a dragon charmer on the show and in the picture she's watching How to Train a Dragon.

The other is not only a play on one of the Books that the show is based on. Also, if you've ever cooked a hot pocket, you know that some spots are lava and other and frozen solid.

That has so lost me? Is "hot pocket" a vagina joke? I really don't understand...

 

[Ken]

How to train your dragon.*

Serious business.

Damn, I failed. I even have kids and have seen that stupid movie more times than I'd like to admit.

That has so lost me? Is "hot pocket" a vagina joke? I really don't understand...

Hot Pockets are a cheap microwavable calzone style entree. Not very good either.

 

[Minty]

That has so lost me? Is "hot pocket" a vagina joke? I really don't understand...

Hot Pockets are a microwaveable food. A "pocket" of bread filled with food, that you then microwave to make it "hot". The joke being that unless you cook it just right, some parts are scalding hot while others are still very cold.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Hot Pockets are a microwaveable food. A "pocket" of bread filled with food, that you then microwave to make it "hot". The joke being that unless you cook it just right, some parts are scalding hot while others are still very cold.

Then you have a faulty microwave or the power's too high

But I see now I thought the vagina joke was better (as in middle pocket).

 

[W3H5]

Both are from Game of Thrones.

What's that? A movie?

 

[Ken]

What's that? A movie?

Oh lawd. It's a HBO series based on the books by George R.R. Martin. It's the "in" show now-a-days. Honestly Shem, you should check it out. It's filled with debauchery. Lots and lots of it. Oh, and tons of violence. It's set in a middle ages style fantasy land. Think LotR with lots more sex and gore.

Then you have a faulty microwave or the power's too high

No, they are just constructed in way that they will never evenly heat. They are Satan in bread form.

 

[Lizard]

What's that? A movie?

A tv series that is taken from some books.

 

[TenEightyOne]

A tv series that is taken from some books.

Ah, I'd presumed it was some D'n'D/Tolkienesque spin-off game for beardies

 

[Ken]

Beardies?

 

[W3H5]

Yep. Beardies. That means you, too, dude.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Ah, I'd presumed it was some D'n'D/Tolkienesque spin-off game for beardies

Beardies?

Oh Lord... I've done it now...

In this context I mean those kind of 45 year old men with beards who sit alone watching buxom writhing 20-something blondes (generally female) in D'n'D-style games/films.

I'm in my 40s with a beards, but I don't watch much TV

@W3HS, please can you help me to UN-see that picture?