Funny stuff taken from labels

[Brian P]

On a Sear’s hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down.”
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”
On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands”

 

[LoudMusic]

Wow, I needed a good laugh. Thanks bro! (:

~LoudMusic

 

[Brian P]

Originally posted by LoudMusic
Wow, I needed a good laugh. Thanks bro! (:

~LoudMusic

No problem

 

[GilesGuthrie]

On 500ml drinks bottles: Open by hand

 

[Concept]

Man Brian these are all pretty funny. I like the superman one the most.

 

[MazKid]

on PS2 vertical stand:"Do not use this vertical stand together with the horizontal stand(SCPH-10110 u), sold separately. When the horizontal stand is already being used with the PlayStation 2 console, remove it before connecting the console to the vertical stand."

Who would do this anyway???

 

[TAFJonathan]

Originally posted by Brian P
On a Sear’s hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down.”
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”
On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands”

 

[Deathhawk]

DVDVideo Label:

Serve with: Popcorn
Store in: DVD player

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Originally posted by Brian P
On a Sear’s hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down.”
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”
On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands”

 

[Deathhawk]

I swear the companies put these things on for just a laugh:

On Mac's hot chocolate: Caution Hot

 

[GilesGuthrie]

Originally posted by Deathhawk
I swear the companies put these things on for just a laugh:

On Mac's hot chocolate: Caution Hot

On Starbucks lids: Caution: Contents Hot.

 

[TATINEE]

Originally posted by GilesGuthrie


On Starbucks lids: Caution: Contents Hot.

But some people are stupid enough to need these warnings.. don't y'all remember a few years back when someone sued McDonalds b/c they spilled coffee in their lap and said they didn't realize it was hot?!? *rolling my eyes*

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Originally posted by TATINEE


But some people are stupid enough to need these warnings.. don't y'all remember a few years back when someone sued McDonalds b/c they spilled coffee in their lap and said they didn't realize it was hot?!? *rolling my eyes*

Oops....I really meant it. I didn't realize it was hot.

 

[Deathhawk]

lol

These people should apply for darwin awards... and should be removed from the shallow end of the gene pool.

 

[NocturnalPS]

That Hollywood diet drink .. i was reading the instructions . It said something like "use this product 2 times a week". and than this was real funny it said: "For best results do not consume food"