Funny YouTube comments!

[TsukubaTrueno]

Can I be the Forty-seven?

Don't ever try to be WallRunner. Ever.

 

[Eric Demory]

If anyone has seen a video on youtube called "Tedd and Jeff's The Floor Is Lava" video before it was taken offline for having a Foreigner song in it. It lasted from 2005 - some time near new years. Anyway, reply to me in my user profile if you have seen this hilarious video that my brother Tedd and his college roommate made.

 

[Beerz]

^^

 

[stumpydino]

it is actually hard to find actual funny youtube comments lol i thought i could rustle up a few surely somewhere in between all the expert input and advice of pre teens and middle aged virgins.

 

[Lucas]

It's more than the fact that funny comments lack on YouTube. They are stupid comments, and the like. Not what I would call "funny". Most of those stupid comments contain insults.

 

[Aldo]

Dare2B7 (1 month ago)
Գիտես թէ երգով ինչ լավագոյն էղած է ասի
Արանց երգով ինչպէս վերջավորութիւնը կը տտսնենք ատ չաբ լավ չէ snipski0894 (4 days ago)

snipski0894 (4 days ago) speak english arab

Dare2B7 (4 days ago) Ինչ խելացի ես..... Հայերեն է այս լեզուն էշ.......

How smart you are this is Armenian language my friend not Arabic.

I found it quite amusing

 

[kekke2000]

Person1: **** film **** game, i would know i work at a cinema

Person2: **** job then....haha

 

[Danny]

Referring to Sabrina's (the 80's singer) bosom:


jinks51 (4 hours ago)
like two badgers fighting in a sack!

 

[Moglet]

On a dubstep video;

that drop took me by surprise so i threw a knife at my cat and now its dead

 

[TsukubaTrueno]

If you could get of any country in the world, which one would it be?

(2 seconds ago)
I would get rid of europe cus that would take all asians out with their eyes that nobody but them can see out of. THEY HAVE SUPER POWERS!!!!!!!!

 

[Irons]

(2 seconds ago)
I would get rid of europe cus that would take all asians out with their eyes that nobody but them can see out of. THEY HAVE SUPER POWERS!!!!!!!!

Wow.

Proof that we ARE doomed through stupidity.

 

[Toast999]

From "Anti-Vaccine"
Avoid vaccines, they contain aluminum, mercury, MSG, aspartame/formaldehyde, squalene, mutagens etc that cause diseases like lupus, arthritis, Gulf War Syndrome, Zombie Syndrome, Parkinsons, Alzheimers, allergies, asthma, cancer, ADD/autism etc. Still the genocidal WHO is pushing the h1n1 shot when vitamin d3, silver, garlic products etc. should be promoted to oust za vampires & verevolves!


*facepalm*

 

[Daniel]

A few friends and I posted this video on our youtube channel, it was a joke, and not meant to be serious, but people thought it was supposed to be legit. My friend replied with a few "Famine style" rebuttals, and hilarity ensues. (We are "HolyFreakingJesus")



The comments afterwards went like this...

TheDony123 (1 week ago) at 1:03 you held it with your thumb of the vcr player

TheDony123 (1 week ago) epic fail your suppose to use 2 fingers not 3. and land on the tip of your fingers not your WHOLE HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! you suck your a beginner

HolyFreakingJesus (1 week ago) Your incompetence humors me.

TheLatinosk8er (1 week ago) u suck no ffence its my opinoin

HolyFreakingJesus (1 week ago) Once again, your thick minds and lack of logic fill me with uncontrollable laughter.

Fools who call themselves "experts" in what they do fail to see the true meaning of what we call "Parody."

Grammar is also a lovely thing, isn't it?[/COLOR]

TheLatinosk8er (1 week ago) wtf are u saying

HolyFreakingJesus (1 week ago) You fail at understanding. Learn English.
And obviously, you do not harbor the ability to process the concept of insults.

Translation:
I've made fun of you for being incompetent, for not realizing that this is a Parody.
You are taking this too seriously.

"Parody":
Noun
1. a humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature or writing: his hilarious parody of Hamlet's soliloquy."

Fixed .

 

[Moglet]

On the new Enter Shikari video, this made me laugh. AmbushReality is their official Youtube channel, and this guy posted a comment on the video;

MrRobF (21 hours ago)
DUDE, how much did they ******* let us down :|


MrRobF (14 hours ago)
Basically we stood outside for an hour, got inside, they said we've had to cancel, so so gutted :/


AmbushReality (5 hours ago)
@MrRobF - so you're ignoring the whole bit about the ceiling falling in then, yeh?

 

[Lucas]

MewDesuChan (1 week ago)
Konata be trollin'

on this video. Got me laughing for a good while.

 

[Public'sTwin]

dtang2423 (6 months ago) Show Hide
ur ugly !!!

dtang2423 (6 months ago) Show Hide
0ur fudged up

On a video I posted showing some people sitting around in a classroom.

 

[astrosdude91]

I've seen mostly stupid comments on youtube. Just a bunch of kids who think they can say anything no matter how homophobic, racist, or vulgar just because they're behind the saftey of a computer screen! I couldn't find the exact quote, but it was a comment of a video I had to look up in class about a family who's son died. It went like this:

Youtuber1: Haha, epic fail death!!
Youtuber2: what a fag for dying!

How do these people sleep at night?

 

[Moglet]

More brilliance from Enter Shikari;

morganater7 The reason why common dreads is so differnet is because their record people are **** and wudnt let em do sick **** but common dreads live is insane

AmbushReality @morganater7 - that's ******* nonsense. nobody tells us how to make records except us.

Gutted

 

[WeinerSchnitzel]

On a video titled "street racing." It was footage of the 2002 Gumball 3000

iiTzFreshh - Wow. Rich people. Just get an Civic and if you know what you are doing, put 75k in it and it will kill these cars.

 

[Lucas]

At first I was like :|

Then I facepalm'd.

 

[Alex.]

40 seconds ago
Eminem is THE NexT Justin BiBBer!! <3<3
look!!! he is like&#65279; a justin Bibber!!!
u so lucky guy justin bibber! u are the next jusTIN BIBBER!! <3<3

 

[AgusBmxArg]

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

 

[TheDrummingKING]

Off a dubstep video I just watched

minorutubefan15 hours ago
Here's how I describe dubstep to people who haven't heard it before.
1. Imagine that you had to pick a genre of music to play while having filthy filthy sex
2. Now, imagine&#65279; that you're Megatron =]

I thought it was pretty good
Also incase the err.. subject of that is "inappropriate" then I'm sorry, and it can be removed.

 

[Moglet]

minorutubefan15 hours ago
Here's how I describe dubstep to people who haven't heard it before.
1. Imagine that you had to pick a genre of music to play while having filthy filthy sex
2. Now, imagine&#65279; that you're Megatron

I like that. 👍