Gentleman's Sausage Attack.

[illuminationx]

This just recently happened today at 2:47 pretty much close to where I live... Bit of a shock once you read further in into details. Thought I'd share this with you guys.

Language warning : Just a word describing, for us men, our treasured part.

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-wife-cuts-off-penis-garbage-disposal,0,2758761.story

 

[Crumpet]

Really, really disturbing..

 

[Lain]

Ouch!

 

[Crumpet]

I couldn't live with my Sausage taken away, it means so much to me..

 

[Villain]

Isn't there a Weird Al song about this?

 

[Omnis]

In the garbage disposal?

"Jesus Christ."

 

[Villain]

Yes, here's the Weird Al song:

And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
And when he finally came to
He found that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just been there

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

 

[AndersonG22]

I hope she gets life without parole, evil women.

EDIT, It was clearly premeditated.

 

[Dan_]

That is one of the most terrible crimes a person can commit. Can't believe I'm reading this...

 

[Grand Prix]

Almost equivalent to murder. It very well could have been if he was bleeding long enough.

 

[nk4e]

Almost equivalent to murder. It very well could have been if he was bleeding long enough.

I think the wife called 911..

 

[BobK]

Again?

 

[sumbrownkid]

Did the husband do anything in the past that would cause her to do such a thing?

Regardless, this just furthers the proof that women are, in general, insane...

 

[Pupik]

Again?

The worst part is that people joked about it virtually ad infinitum at the time, yet if a man actually severed a woman's breast, he'd be labeled as a savage freak.

 

[Brend]

Oh, god...horrifying. Just horrifying.

 

[Luminis]

Almost equivalent to murder. It very well could have been if he was bleeding long enough.

Almost?! Hell, I wouldn't be suprised if he's commiting suicide afterwards, I know I would seriously be thinking about that... I don't know how I could ever without my Gentleman's Sausage.

The worst part is that people joked about it virtually ad infinitum at the time, yet if a man actually severed a woman's breast, he'd be labeled as a savage freak.

Also, this! If a guy did this to his wife, it'd be all over the news for weeks, or rather, months, to come. All over the world, prrobably, and it would likely spark a huge debate about how women have to be protected from us 'savage' men.
But the way it is, it'll probably end up as another joke on the internet

 

[Tesla]

I think mine shrank a little reading that *shudders* I was audibly retching

 

[Crispy]

Judging by the comments, I'd rather not read that. Do you think, I dunno, plastic surgery? Or will he have to be turned to the other side? I mean he has to take a leak somehow.

 

[PeterJB]

He'd probably have to sit down to pee. As for conception, or just private time, their are techniques to inhibit ejaculation other than the conventional method, God knows how he'd aim it though...

 

[Solid Lifters]

Seriously, she looks like she does and thinks no man would ever cheat on her?

 

[Griffith500]

I would be decimated if this happened to me. It would tear my life right up into little pieces, exploding into nothingness. Man, I would be so hacked off, and would do anything to sever all connections to that woman. I just hope he has someone there to pick up the pieces...

Seriously, though, this is pretty sick. I know women get a bad rap for supposedly being insidiously manipulative, but this is literally insane.

And, yeah, she kinda looks like she meant it.

 

[Grand Prix]

I think the wife called 911..

So? Someone could shoot a guy and then immediately call the police afterwards. The person could still die, and it would still be murder or attempted murder. The only difference with the phonecall is that it proves they are a quack.

 

[lbsf1]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

Read that one.


And ouch, it makes me cringe even reading it.

 

[alexleighton]

The worst part is that people joked about it virtually ad infinitum at the time, yet if a man actually severed a woman's breast, he'd be labeled as a savage freak.

Exactly, and I'm sure with the double standard that exists in the legal system she'll be walking free in no time. Just sickening.

 

[Dennisch]

I lol'd at the garbage disposal part.

She did a better job than Bobbit's wife.

 

[BobK]

Man, I would be so hacked off

Exactly.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

Read that one.


And ouch, it makes me cringe even reading it.

I loled at that, actually. I mean, raping a raccoon?? Or trying to anyway, heh.

 

[Moglet]

Ouch! That's a whole lot of his life ruined instantly. Hell, if that happened to me I'd probably just save up, have a sex change and become a really filthy lesbian. Might as well, there's sod all else left.

 

[Luminis]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

Read that one.


And ouch, it makes me cringe even reading it.

In soviet Russia, raccoon rapes you... Or something along those lines.

 

[F1 fan]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

Read that one.


And ouch, it makes me cringe even reading it.

I saw that one on Russel Howard's good news.

 

[ranhammerR34]

Holy Freaking Crap!!! Remind me not to meet her on a dark alley.