Gentleman's Sausage Attack.

[Crumpet]

I just pictured the whole thing in my head, every little detail.

 

[sumbrownkid]

Fresh news!

Evidence that women are crazy is piling up.

 

[disinfected]

Curiosity got the best of me wondering what a "sausage attack" was.

 

[Villain]

Curiosity got the best of me wondering what a "sausage attack" was.

You might want to stay outa the Castro District if you ever find yourself in San Francisco.

 

[disinfected]

I try my best to keep away from San Francisco.

 

[nk4e]

You might want to stay outa the Castro District if you ever find yourself in San Francisco.

I always thought it was Mission St.

 

[terminator363]

I couldn't help but laugh at the headline, but wow, this is disturbing. It was only until I read the first paragraph that I understood what this was all about. Stupid 🤬! That's just a wrong.

 

[Borna12345]

And my girl's pissed off...

 

[axletramp]

Clearly mental.

She could easily have jammed and damaged the mechanism. That's £300 down the drain...

 

[Tesla]

I realise this is a bump, but I feel this is largely related to the topic at hand. LANGUAGE WARNING