GR.3 Saturday

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The Maple Pain Train Racing Team selects the Dodge Viper SRT GT3-R '15 for Season 8 in the ARL for the following drivers:

SydViscus
Moby45
Sandite5


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Words from the Chief Principal and Driver, SydViscus:
"After talks with BMW broke off toward the end of last season, we knew we needed something fresh and exciting for this year. Being a truly North American team, we opted to go with a truly North American manufacturer in Dodge. We are thrilled with this partnership and hope to bring home the championship in our sophomore season."

Words from Driver Moby45:
"BMW was slow." -Moby45/Kimi Raikkonen.

Words from Driver Sandite5:
"The BMW was a great car, don't get me wrong. I just felt like a change was needed after that embarrassing defeat by Bulls and Assholes. The Viper is a pretty solid machine and should do us pretty well this season. Also, Beetles suck."
 
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PRESS RELEASE:

Inside ARL has learned BRCCRT has struck a deal to pilot a V12 Vantage for Aston Martin Racing.

Team Owner/Driver Cornbread243:
"We are happy to have a manufacturer on board with such a storied and competitive history. Aston Martin builds beautiful cars, and with that James Bond tech, we hope to improve our standing in the Bronze Division. The Famous 43 Black Rifle Coffee V12 Vantage is a beast.

The change doesn't stop with the car. The livery and firesuit are also new. I couldn't bare to change the helmet though. It's too beautiful. We also welcome Michelin Tires and American Racing Wheels to the team. Valvoline and VP Racing fuels will still be keeping the motor running in our Famous 43 Black Rifle Coffee Aston Martin V12 Vantage.

BRCCRT is still interested in signing at least one teammate to drive a second Black Rifle Coffee Aston Martin."

INSIDE ARL:
"What happened to your Audi deal?"

CB:
"Some idiot squealed that we couldn't actually give them Canada. Audi wanted that place pretty bad for some reason. I reckon they ran out of syrup for their pancakes. Why else would anyone want that frozen wasteland?"

INSIDE ARL:
"So how did you get the new contract?"

CB:
"Bacon talks. Sure, Canada has maple syrup, but their bacon SUCKS! Canadian bacon. HA! Joke's on you Audi!"

I will have a small autograph session as you exit the Black Rifle Coffee press room. Feel free to pick up a few hero cards and a cup of Black Rifle Coffee on your way out. Thank you."

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