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We have tracked down Kintetic-Fullness just in time!
With the season fast approaching and only spy shots of what we believe to be the #23 GTR of Kinetic-Fullness we needed to confirm his car and sponsors. He was not happy when asked why he changed cars, he said "because i had no choice, the other mfg wasnt happy with 4th place". When asked about his sponsors he had this little ditty "well my main sponsor dropped me for the same reason the mfg did. I hunted for a new one but nobody thought i could do any better" "luckily i have a couple of minor sponsors (enough to cover tires and fuel for the year, but thats it) to help. Unfortunately any damage i do to the body comes out of my pocket. Im on a prove it contract with Nissan as well. Im glad i have great teammates that allowed me to display the Championship Winning team name on the hood." "My team expects me to do better, and to consistently place better than that flapjack moby" "we cant let those waffleheads (whats their name? Maple tree bangers?, Molasses asses?) Whatever, we need to show them where they belong...well below us without a chance in the last race."
What about the other teams?
"You mean the dead turtles? Well thats how fast they are anyways, especially that chump PA" ...you mean PAPunk? "Same thing isnt it? (Chuckles)"
What about the new team?
"Rotflmfao should i be worried about a large rat (apossum)???" You mean spyderpig? "Oh yea, whatevs, he can tell me how my rear bumper looks as it gets smaller"
So what about the new ride?
"Itll keep me honest for sure, but damn it has some power"
Can we take a look at it?
"Its in the booth, the guys tell me itll be here for practice, but not sooner"
Well we tried for more but he scurried off saying that he has to hop on the jet and get to the darn race...thats it from Detroit for now
We have tracked down Kintetic-Fullness just in time!
With the season fast approaching and only spy shots of what we believe to be the #23 GTR of Kinetic-Fullness we needed to confirm his car and sponsors. He was not happy when asked why he changed cars, he said "because i had no choice, the other mfg wasnt happy with 4th place". When asked about his sponsors he had this little ditty "well my main sponsor dropped me for the same reason the mfg did. I hunted for a new one but nobody thought i could do any better" "luckily i have a couple of minor sponsors (enough to cover tires and fuel for the year, but thats it) to help. Unfortunately any damage i do to the body comes out of my pocket. Im on a prove it contract with Nissan as well. Im glad i have great teammates that allowed me to display the Championship Winning team name on the hood." "My team expects me to do better, and to consistently place better than that flapjack moby" "we cant let those waffleheads (whats their name? Maple tree bangers?, Molasses asses?) Whatever, we need to show them where they belong...well below us without a chance in the last race."
What about the other teams?
"You mean the dead turtles? Well thats how fast they are anyways, especially that chump PA" ...you mean PAPunk? "Same thing isnt it? (Chuckles)"
What about the new team?
"Rotflmfao should i be worried about a large rat (apossum)???" You mean spyderpig? "Oh yea, whatevs, he can tell me how my rear bumper looks as it gets smaller"
So what about the new ride?
"Itll keep me honest for sure, but damn it has some power"
Can we take a look at it?
"Its in the booth, the guys tell me itll be here for practice, but not sooner"
Well we tried for more but he scurried off saying that he has to hop on the jet and get to the darn race...thats it from Detroit for now