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hmm, why is Forza an enemy? Usually coalicions are searching "enemys" only to intensify their coherence ... let's try without.

please, allow me to adjust that ... Kaz is "only" our prophet - not the GreaT one. r.
The Forzarites are not our enemy, but are brothers. They're currenrly a peaceful batch and a strong ally. As time goes by and more Turismites flock to their banner, however, their attitudes may evolve. we need to be prepared for the threat that may pose.

If Kaz is merely a prophet, who is the great one for your cult? Is it Bspec Bob? Jenkins the Cat? The Trial Mountain monkey?
 
This thread has no relation with GT6.
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Thanks for your reply, Hayden

But, when we prepare us for a war, we reach our hands out to it, no? I don't like the idea, of shaking hands with war ...

The GreaT one has multiple shapes, he is evolving since many years ... we all are in expectation of it's elaboration ... and i can feel deep in my heart, that this will happen soon!

This thread has no relation with GT6.
i'm not that sure (perhaps more than you can see at the moment?), this thread is a result of my reading in our forum the last three days ... (and because my meds ran out, but that's truly another story)

r.
 
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Your seeking of peace is nobel, brother, but if history (and Age of Empires) has taught us anything it's that a powerful enemy will lose no sleep upon running over an unprotected colony.

Your view of The Great One intrigues me, but the wrath of Kaz is something I fear. If we denounce him as just a prophet, whose to say the updates won't cease? The servers won't be closed? The communication be halted completely? Our people left to toil for eternity in the dark as punishment for our sacrilege.

This is a risk I cannot take.
 
history (and Age of Empires) has taught us anything it's that a powerful enemy will lose no sleep upon running over an unprotected colony.
it is a risk, you're right ... but an idea can't be captured

Your view of The Great One intrigues me, but the wrath of Kaz is something I fear. If we denounce him as just a prophet
a human can't be more then a prophet, i hope, he can be proud of it. The wish or ideal of a real driving simulator hold us together ... and this is much more, than Kaz can do - and achieve.

r.
 
I agree. In my opinion, its pretty much a pointless and useless thread in relation to the game itself.

Are theses threads stupid? Yes.
Are they pointless? Yes.
Are they fun? Yes.
Are they related to GT6? Yes.

Want proof? Here's a narrative I did in the book of Turismo thread about 1.10.

A month passed. A month of much business for the creators, who visited lord March and had an experience of the rise after falling. The Turismites watched on as those close to the creators spoke of the trials and the tribulations of the Nurburgring siege.

But all was not well. The promised third instalment of his scripture on sound did not come. It did not come in the first week, nor the second nor the third. Voices of concern grew loud and clear, but just as things were at their bleakest, he spoke once more. He talked of manoeuvrability difficulty with the Dynapaks. That their brilliance was their downfall and that using them to capture the essence of all the beasts was simply not an option. But Kaz gave hope. He told that mere mortals are henceforth invited to join thy holy rank and assist in rectifying the Turismites fiercest complaint. And to those most talented and wise sound engineers we say godspeed.

In the wake of his words, 1.10 fell from the stars bringing two chariots of the future to the hands of the Turismites. They were just as they had been on the lawns of March. The shapes, breathtaking. The technology, amazing. The colour choices, interesting. These new VGTs were welcomed happily by the followers and astounded, they delved deeper into the offerings of the new release.

It was so, that numerical etchings were no longer the domain of thoroughbreds alone, as all those from the pack mule to the king's stallion could now have marks upon thy flanks.
It also came to be that the chocks to slow the wheels of the chariots could finally be matched to ones desires. Though 25kw red paint did not add, the Turismites felt satisfied that such an obscure blessing shall arrive at last. The creators also corrected the panoramic mountain so it shall no longer face the fate of the glitched and thy formula car assist was banished to the hell from whence it came.

The Turismites rejoiced in the surprise that thy creators had beseeched but confused voices could be heard, for the size of the crate did not match it's contents. 'This empty space...' they decree'd 'must be preparation for the course maker.' And all the Turismites hoped for this to be the case, for green chariot chocks do little to quench the hunger for the ability to build ones own world.

Apex.

To mods: I believe Shem made this thread for GT6 before it had it's own sub forum. Would it be possible to put it there?

Entirely GT6 related but in a fun to write and read fashion. What's wrong with having some fun in the GT6 section? I've never seen a mod have an issue over the years these threads have existed.
 
I'm so happy we can all come together under the light of our new saviour, Kazunori-san.

Once people see the truth, Kaz will spread his happiness in our holy kingdom.

:)
 
I'm so happy we can all come together under the light of our new saviour, Kazunori-san.

Once people see the truth, Kaz will spread his happiness in our holy kingdom.

:)
can i promote you to a young priest, brother? r.
 
I would be mighty humbled, sir. :bowdown:
omg! you found a moving image who speaks for our faith ... i'm deeply moved now, young priest

Here's a narrative I did in the book of Turismo thread about 1.10
and you sir, are a foreign scribe, are you? Please illuminate us with your wisdom!

you (or Fat Tyre?) have specialized skills too, brother ... perhaps you will decorate our premises?

r.
 
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Are theses threads stupid? Yes.
Are they pointless? Yes.
Are they fun? Yes.
Are they related to GT6? Yes.

Want proof? Here's a narrative I did in the book of Turismo thread about 1.10.



Entirely GT6 related but in a fun to write and read fashion. What's wrong with having some fun in the GT6 section? I've never seen a mod have an issue over the years these threads have existed.

Just because you wrote some long winded narrative does not prove anything. Like I said, this has nothing to do with the game itself. Maybe this would be better suited for the Rumble Strip, but not in the GT6 section that is supposed to be dedicated for the game itself. Sorry, but I just don't get into this whole Kaz worshiping, making him some cult figure, GT cult following, or whatever else you are trying to do here. To me, Kaz is just a game developer who puts his pants on the same way I do, nobody special. I just don't worship the game or its developer like some here do, its just a game to me, nothing more. All I'm saying is that I think this thread would be better suited to the "general" section, not in the game specific section. Apparently 8 or so other people also see it this way.
 
Just because you wrote some long winded narrative does not prove anything. Like I said, this has nothing to do with the game itself. Maybe this would be better suited for the Rumble Strip, but not in the GT6 section that is supposed to be dedicated for the game itself. Sorry, but I just don't get into this whole Kaz worshiping, making him some cult figure, GT cult following, or whatever else you are trying to do here. To me, Kaz is just a game developer who puts his pants on the same way I do, nobody special. I just don't worship the game or its developer like some here do, its just a game to me, nothing more. All I'm saying is that I think this thread would be better suited to the "general" section, not in the game specific section. Apparently 8 or so other people also see it this way.
But it sort of is to do with the game
 
What's the dress code?
The night time is the right time. I don't have to get a goofy hair cut, do I?
oh, we need a fashion representative - if we want truly to regulate this ... it could be something like a Hakama - as a obeisance to Kaz? But sadly, this questions are far away from my core competences :/

I just don't get into this whole Kaz worshiping, making him some cult figure, GT cult following, or whatever else you are trying to do here.
"there's a grain of truth in every joke"

r.
 
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Many thanks, you must be sort of a scribe too! I'm touched from your speech and will try to fully comply with it. Can we offer you a job in our publishing area? r.
 
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Oh dear. First GT Fanfiction/creepypasta, and now this?
Dark times have descended upon GTPlanet.

But in the darkness, a lone light shall be cast down upon all the asphalt in the land. Every straight, every apex, and every chicane shall shine under his vision.

But time is soon running out. There is a rising threat from the distance, known only as Project Cars. Our mighty savior and lord Kaz has seem to have fallen in a deep slumber. We no longer hear his prophecies of a bright and exciting future to come, and to him, we pray deeply that he will wake up and rejuvinate the lands with joy and happiness.

Only one thing remains left to save GT from its eventual collapse.

It's time, Kaz. It's time.
 
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Just because you wrote some long winded narrative does not prove anything. Like I said, this has nothing to do with the game itself. Maybe this would be better suited for the Rumble Strip, but not in the GT6 section that is supposed to be dedicated for the game itself. Sorry, but I just don't get into this whole Kaz worshiping, making him some cult figure, GT cult following, or whatever else you are trying to do here. To me, Kaz is just a game developer who puts his pants on the same way I do, nobody special. I just don't worship the game or its developer like some here do, its just a game to me, nothing more. All I'm saying is that I think this thread would be better suited to the "general" section, not in the game specific section. Apparently 8 or so other people also see it this way.

Be gone! We don't cater for nay-sayers in the Holy Kingdom of Kazunori-san.

We only want peace.
 
Just because you wrote some long winded narrative does not prove anything. Like I said, this has nothing to do with the game itself. Maybe this would be better suited for the Rumble Strip, but not in the GT6 section that is supposed to be dedicated for the game itself. Sorry, but I just don't get into this whole Kaz worshiping, making him some cult figure, GT cult following, or whatever else you are trying to do here. To me, Kaz is just a game developer who puts his pants on the same way I do, nobody special. I just don't worship the game or its developer like some here do, its just a game to me, nothing more. All I'm saying is that I think this thread would be better suited to the "general" section, not in the game specific section. Apparently 8 or so other people also see it this way.
If you don't want anything to do with this, that's fine. It's just a light hearted joke and a bit of fun that isn't hurting anybody. Until a moderator says otherwise this thread is in the GT6 section and I will continue to have some fun.
and you sir, are a foreign scribe, are you? Please illuminate us with your wisdom?
r.
I am but a lowly historian, making note of the Turismites trials and tribulations upon arrival of thy devine updates. I will happily stay amongst your cultist society as an ever present link between our people, solidifying our ties so our minor differences do not lead us to major altercations. I will not betray my Turismite heritage, cease encouraging a joint defensive force nor renounce my faith in almighty Kaz.

If your people will have me as I am, brother, I am at your side.
 
This started as a cult, became a religion and will soon become a few Jehovahs Witnesses.
 
If your people will have me as I am, brother, I am at your side.
i'm overwhelmed and i'll assure you, you're most welcome. We - as a very young cult - need historical wisdom.
Perhaps you can teach some of our younger brothers? It is very important, to open their minds ... there are other cults, other faiths, other prophets - and it shall not be competition between them.

r.
 
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