GT4 PhotoCaption Contest #10!

[Speedy Samurai]

We all love the photomode here on GTPlanet. The common bond of automobiles has brought together many people with different experiences, points of view, and senses of humour. Let us share our differences by offering our ideas to the GT4 PhotoCaption Contest.




* A picture will be posted for a week.
* Think up a caption for the picture. It can be serious, humourous, self-deprecating, etc. It can be the view from a third person, or commentator, driver, or spectator, etc.

*Type Caption in red and then your caption entry.
*Only 1 caption per contestant, please.
*10 finalists will be chosen and the winner decided by a poll.
*That winner will then take a picture for the next week and, at the end of that pictures run, select the 10 Captions for the poll.
*update cannot be more than 200 digits!!!


This week's pic brought to by Swissbear.

 

[Rohrl-fan]

Caption:
Karl & Helmut are testing the new urban-stealth aircraft for the German luftwaffe.

 

[Six String]

Caption

There's always been a lot of rivalry and copying in German car manufacturing. Recently, hover-cars has been all the rave.

 

[Greycap]

Caption

The latest achievement of German car manufacturers: four-wheel fly cars!

 

[Jonas_AH]

Caption

"This is the first attempt of mixing athletics and racing: long jump with cars."




NOTE: I'm bad at these kind of things

 

[Fonce Diablo]

Captionia

"Unfortunately, Berlin was the only city that would allow this unheard of union between a Quattro and a Golf, so off they set across the countryside..."

 

[Magikrio]

Caption

ARGH! We almost got that ball out of that tree!





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[pain killer]

Caption

“When the German engineers needed someone to test their cars, they weren’t aware of how bad a choice Bo and Luke would be.”

 

[DuckRacer]

"Wow, I can't believe speedy_samurai is putting us through his infamous jump test. I mean, look at the Charger last week! He barely survived it. Now it's crippled. Hopefully we won't have bent suspensions like him for the rest of our lives."

 

[huntervf]

Caption:

Pardon me... would you have any Grey Poupon?

 

[Lee]

Caption

"Quick! Ze allies are on zeir way!!!"

 

[FaLLeNAn9eL]

"This picture, taken moments before the two cars collided into a gigantic fireball serves as a powerful warning. FOR CHRIST SAKES FIX THE TELEPROMPTER!!!"

 

[kennythebomb]

(we're going to assume that this is an awd golf)

"What the drivers failed to realize is that awd does not help you keep control in the air"

 

[Jondot]

Caption:

Audi's influence was clear to see in the Mk 4 Golf. However, it raised few eyebrows - earlier that week, the lupo was revealed to be nothing more than a Flymo with seats attached.

Caption

"Quick! Ze allies are on zeir way!!!"

, it's vaay not way

 

[725]

Caption
"Vorsprung durch technik"

 

[agent kri]

or: "Hogere Sprung durch Technik"

 

[DQuaN]

Caption
The FIA, still worried about lowering the speed of events at the WRC, introduce a controversial track modification.... Speed Bumps.

 

[Tornado]

Caption:
My fast doesn't like to wait for my ancestors.

 

[fd2diablo908]

Caption

"Europe's first attempt at their version of Dukes of Hazzard"

 

[GT40 MKII]

CAPTION
now, about the $20 you owe me?

 

[el flexo]

CAPTION BABY!

VW DRIVER: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU?
YOU ARE NOT THE DOC, AND ALTHOUGH IT MAY LOOK LIKE ONE, THE QUATTRO IS NOT A DE LOREAN!