GT4 PhotoCaption Contest #11!

[Speedy Samurai]

We all love the photomode here on GTPlanet. The common bond of automobiles has brought together many people with different experiences, points of view, and senses of humour. Let us share our differences by offering our ideas to the GT4 PhotoCaption Contest.




* A picture will be posted for a week.
* Think up a caption for the picture. It can be serious, humourous, self-deprecating, etc. It can be the view from a third person, or commentator, driver, or spectator, etc.

*Type Caption in red and then your caption entry.
*Only 1 caption per contestant, please.
*10 finalists will be chosen and the winner decided by a poll.
*That winner will then take a picture for the next week and, at the end of that pictures run, select the 10 Captions for the poll.
*update cannot be more than 200 digits!!!


This week's pic brought to by Toronado.

 

[Speedy Samurai]

Caption

Your honor, we present this photo as evidence to prove, beyond doubt, that Toronado's accident was the result of recklessness while racing.

 

[Touring Mars]

Caption

How to cut your car insurance premiums by half...

 

[ALPHA]

Caption

A clear demonstration that driving a vehicle requires your utmost and undivided attention.

 

[Greycap]

Caption

USA really is the country of wonders!

 

[boganbusman]

Caption

"Ha! . . . who says that a 50 year-old car can't be on the cutting edge"

 

[Master_Yoda]

Caption
"Did i win?"

 

[Magikrio]

Caption

I really hope this is platform 9 and 3/4's.




.

 

[Blackbird.]

Caption

"Well, this is a unique situation..."

 

[treefingers]

Caption

"Even though the coversation was a bit dull, Bob was just happy to finally have a passenger."

 

[NTX]

caption

Well...It makes today 35 years that I have my license...and I´m still a master driving my car.

 

[Swissbear]

CAPTION

"Scotty?....Kirk here....I think the transporter needs a little adjustment!"

 

[sejtur]

So many fun captions already. I really had to lol. 👍

Caption

Aaaaahhhh!!! My legs!

 

[huntervf]

Caption:

Honestly Mike... I was on the main straight, this girl in the stands pulled her top up and the next thing I know I'm in the grass with a freakin' GUARDRAIL imbedded in my car!

Could you get her phone number?

 

[amp88]

Caption

"Handles like it's on rails"

edit: Changed.

 

[FaLLeNAn9eL]

Caption:
You dont need a caption for this one. Just look at it, look at the expression on Bob's face...its priceless.

 

[Vonie]

Caption

Ah, ****. There's a gaurdrail going through my car.

Caption

How to cut your car insurance premiums by half...

Caption

"Handles like it's on rails"

edit: Changed.

Make is stop...make is stooooooop!

 

[Trav322]

Caption
Emo Vette

 

[Fonce Diablo]

Captionia:

"The Americans, instead of focusing on getting their cars around corners better, simply decided it'd be easier to make them phase through walls, saving much grief when understeer sent drivers flying off bends."

 

[Jondot]

HAH! I love how the tyre tracks lead right to it.

Caption:

*Looking at passenger seat*
Hmm, perhaps it was a good thing i didn't bring Mum along for the ride.

 

[PLmatt91]

Caption

I wish I had never parked my car here while I was gone...

 

[Brock5000]

caption:

Hmm, I'm sure I had a passenger...

 

[kennythebomb]

Caption

"Officials were awed at the new amazing properties of fibreglass, including Chevrolet's hidden safety feature that alters the atomic properties of the fibreglass upon impact. Chevrolet was never able to fix the problem of getting the car unstuck."

 

[Danger Orange]

caption-

FOR SALE:Vintage Chevy, half price......

 

[drifterboy]

CAPTION

holi S**T how lucky am i
wait up i think i S**T my self

 

[R32mania]

Caption

There goes my 2 cents..

 

[Funkshen]

Caption

Luke doesn't want to give much away, as not many Chevrolet's produce 307 KW at the wheels, But to have a fence imbedded through your car is remarkably easy admitts Luke, who would of guessed.

 

[ROADK.I.L.L.]

caption
WOW i think im all rite i mean my car is cut in half but im alri... where are my feet?

 

[huntervf]

caption:

Hmm, I'm sure I had a passenger...

👍 I almost posted that exact same thing

Lotsa good ones here... and a big to the witty puns; truly a skill that takes half a brain to master

 

[chippy720]

Caption
I do believe the competition has been cut in half.