F45 vs Countach vs CTR
Look at this... Pop up headlamps, lots of juicy oversteer, Silly rear wings, A David Hasselhoff on the stereo cassette player, a Feu Orange car freshner hanging from the rear view mirror, A slinky blonde in the bucket seat next to you.
Feu Orange in 1987, Yesterday.
*** Round 1 *** Looks ***
The Yellowbird
(Up high in Banana Tree?) ... has a very old (I mean Classic) organic style to it. Simple streamlined - uber Volkswagon.
Ruf CTR, being Ruf CTR. Yesterday.
The Countach - now it is the epitome of the 80's BIG strakes, big bolt on wings, Big bolt on Carburretor on the top of the 'wrong way round' V12- which blocks the view out of the - not so big - rear window... This car is everything that a wall without a car poster, wants.
The F40 - Now at the time it was a light detour for Ferrari to produce a car that was pretty stunted in terms of style. Simple honest lines with loads of National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics scoops. I really don't like the style of the rear wing and those uprights.
Pop Up Headlamps, Yesterday.
Countach 10 - Neinleven 8 - Effhorttee 7
*** Round 2 *** Price ***
Now in the eighties people were vapid and so you would get more respect by having a stupid expensive/exclusive car. But as I am not working for Pierce and Pierce I'll stick to my GT6 scoring where the cheapest wins.
Countach - 182,000
Neinleven - 236,630
Effhorttee - 450,000
Countach - The thrifty choice. Yesterday
Wow, The Ferrari obviously is more expensive as it has the little prancing pony badge, but when you can buy both of the other cars and still have 32,000 kazula spare you have to conceed that the Fezza is a bit pricey.
Countach 10(20) ++ Neinleven 8(16) ++ Effhorttee 5(12)
*** Round 3 *** Powah ***
Countach - 448bhp
Neinleven - 462bhp
Effhorttee - 478bhp
30bhp splits these three. But the Best is the Ferrari.
Countach 8(28) ++ Neinleven 9(25) ++ Effhorttee 10(22)
*** Round 4 *** Displacement ***
Countach - 5167cc
Neinleven - 3366cc
Effhorttee - 2936cc
There is no replacement for displacement - except if you have a forced induction engine.
Countach 10(38) ++ Neinleven 7(32) ++ Effhorttee 6(28)
*** Round 5 *** Take it to the Limit. ***
Countach - 7800rpm
Neinleven - 7500rpm
Effhorttee - 8000rpm
Everyone loves high revs and the Ferrari V8 spins the crank faster.
Countach 9(47) ++ Neinleven 8(40) ++ Effhorttee 10(38)
*** Round 6 *** Paint chips ***
Countach - 4
Neinleven - 1
Effhorttee - 1
Even though the Lamborghini has, what on any other week would be a boring selection of just 4 chips, it destroys the other two. At least you can respray all three cars in a colour of your choice. (British Racing Green - Obviously)
Countach 10(57) ++ Neinleven 6(46) ++ Effhorttee 6(44)
*** Round 7 *** Toot Toot Beep Beep ***
Countach - Enigmatic and iconic
Neinleven - Chirpy and crisp as an apple strudel
Effhorttee - Wow, was this from the Fiat Strada spare parts bin? Boring.
The Lamborghini overpowers the other two with its elite beep.
Countach 10(67) ++ Neinleven 8(54) ++ Effhorttee 8(52)
*** Round 8 *** The Hateful Weight ***
Countach - 1490kg
Neinleven - 1150kg
Effhorttee - ????kg -
Why keep it secret Ferrari? - Effhorttee actual weight ... 1352kg
Extra point off for making me have to dig about to find the weight. Winner is the slender hips of the Ruf. The bloated Pagani Countach has piled on those pounds so it still rocks up in last place.
Ruf CTR. All Light and stuff. Yesterday.
Countach 6(73) ++ Neinleven 10(64) ++ Effhorttee 7(59)
*** Round 9 *** Cylinders ***
Countach - V12
Neinleven - flat 6
Effhorttee - V8
No fifth order engine layout
(Straight 5 or a V10) - but 12 is like 8 but with 4 more! And twice as many as the air cooled Porsche - er - Ruf.
Countach 12(85) ++ Neinleven 6(70) ++ Effhorttee 8(67)
*** Round 10 *** Lashings of Rubber ***
Let's go to Willow Springs. But let's slap on some Sport Soft tyres and see what happens...
All three chew up the tyres, If you lean on the outside left tyre, it will melt away, fast. This in turnwill make the car much more tail happy and so you will chew those rear tyres even more.
Countach - 19 points left
Neinleven - 20 points left
Effhorttee - 18 points left
To be fair all three have the ability to destroy your race but for me the Ruf had the edge on tyre wear, the F45 (Thinking about it Ferrari was founded in 1947... and this car says 1992... so (Holds up fingers and starts counting them off) that makes the car the F45?) had the worst Tyre eating tendencies despite its low weight and thick 50 points of Negative Lift from that rear wing.
Countach 9(94) ++ Neinleven 10(80) ++ Effhorttee 8(75)
*** Round 10 *** Strawberry Fuel ***
All three were slightly beyond being able to pull a none stop race. The German car was more efficient with the petrol, while the Italian cars were more flamboyant with thier fuel intake.
Countach - needed 13 more buckets
Neinleven - needed 6 more buckets
Effhorttee - needed 14 more buckets
Countach 7(101) ++ Neinleven 10(90) ++ Effhorttee 6(81)
*** Round 11+12 *** Willow Springs 20 miles (of oversteer) ***
All three were great. Having to go fast but also balance the car perfectly otherwise you brutalise the rear tyres. And if you ever get into some door handle bashing, then all three of these cars are at risk of getting spun out - SO you have to be extra careful to sidestep any contact. That said, the Ferrari had the edge to make the best speed but it also fell off the cliff in terms of tyre wear which destroyed any chance it had of being fastest over a race distance. The Countach was surprisingly tidy - Those big fat rear tyres keeping its oversteer in check compared to the other two houligans!
Countach - 12m05 - 1m23.2
Neinleven - 12m07 - 1m23.7
Effhorttee - 12m25 - 1m22.6
Countach 10+8(119) ++ Neinleven 9+7(106) ++ Effhorttee 6+10(97)
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Winner Lamborghini Countach.
I've no idea why it is as fast and composed as it is in GT6 as it should be the biggest dog since
"Digby, The Biggest Dog in the World." (1973).