They don't let cars into the Olympics, but if they did...
Three stalwarts of the 2008 season and a mysterious Fighter who seems to be from the future...A GT500 Honda that isn't an NSX. And has the engine... in front of the driver? Next there will be a Front wheel drive only GT-R... And as I've already bought these cars before I read the full post... I'll let them all have a drive...
What theme? Well I didn't see any of the 2016 Olympics, but the next one will be in Tokyo in 2020 and 2008 was Beijing's Olympics and 2012 some place in the South of England held its third Olympiad.
(Come on London, be a sport and let some other city have a go!)
But which event... Maybe the best event in the Olympics. The Ultimate test of athletic ability - Synchronised Swimming!
... Ha, Obviously I mean the Decathlon...
Americans will obviously remember their hero
Bruce Jenner winning in Montreal - Brits will have a fondness for
Daley Thompson, who won in Communist Soviet Moscow and Decadent Capitalist Los Angeles, not only "The Greatest Athlete in the World" but so cool he whistled the National Anthem when he was on the podium. And to flesh out the rest of the grid I picked a few other big names in the Decathlon world.
So the Events - two days of trials:- 3 throws, 3 races, 3 jumps and a single jumpy race
(110m Hurdles). I took all of five minutes to convert things from Motorland into Olympics Decathlon scoring... Hopefully the first nine events will make for a close battle for the final track test...
Introducing your Athletes!
(You can You Tube the Japanese National Anthem... Or maybe Some more inspirational Athletics style tune...
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In Lane 1
Wearing the "Adventure Toning" kit of the Celica XX 2800GT.
Toyota "Torsten" Thewplah
In Lane 2
In the 70's Classic Datsun 240Z colours "Grand Prix Maroon"
Nissan "Bruce" Zed
In Lane 3
In a throwback to the 93 NSX "Bay Leaf Green" colours
Honda "Roman" Ennessecks
In Lane 4
In the subtle Lexus LFA "Passionate Pink"
Lexus "Jürgen" Essceethorfreezero
In Lane 5
In the Classic "Midnight Purple" livery
Nissan "Ashton" Geeteearghh
in Lane 6
In "Sunset Orange Eleven" (From the Honda you get right at the start of the GT6!)
Honda "Daley" Aytchessveedashzerowunzero
This should be pretty even. Can the older GT500 Machines keep up with the 2008 paddock, or can the 2012 Honda with the silly name take the Gold for London?
The test will take two days. The five events on day one are the 100m, the Long Jump, Putting the Shot, the High Jump before the day rounds out with the 400m.
Day two is where the hard events rain in. The Technical 110m hurdles, the Discus Throw, the fiendishly hard Pole Vault, the easy to understand Javelin before rounding out with the 1500m race.
EVENT 1 - 100 Meter Dash (For Cash!)
Kazula Outlay - How many 100,000 Kazulas note to buy each car... Go!
9.00s - "Torsten" Thewplah 1357
9.50s - "Roman" Ennessecks 1223
9.50s - "Jürgen" Essceethorfreezero 1223
9.50s - "Ashton" Geeteearghh 1223
9.50s - "Bruce" Zed 1223
9.80s - "Daley" Aytchessveedashzerowunzero 1146
An amazing first event showing why Usain Bolt doesn't race against a Japanese race car. Thewplah smokes the world record with an amazing price, but everyone managed a sub 10 second sprint.
Lead after 1 event- "Torsten" 1357-- "Roman" 1223-- "Jürgen" 1223 -- "Ashton" 1223 -- "Bruce" 1223 -- "Daley" 1146
EVENT 2 - Long Jump (Up the Rev Counter)
This is an event were you have to push it to the limit but never step beyond. Stray into the red zone and it is a foul jump; in Motorsport it could be any number of valve smashing, conrod bending, piston punching through the block, race ending events.
10.00m "Daley" Aytchessveedashzerowunzero 1606
7.80rpm "Torsten" Thewplah 1010
7.50rpm "Roman" Ennessecks 935
7.50rpm "Ashton" Geeteearghh 935
7.20rpm "Bruce" Zed 862
7.00rpm "Jürgen" Essceethorfreezero 814
Some pretty good numbers but the stand out performance was from the 2012 vintage Aytchessveedashzerowunzero who did a leap so deep Mike Powell, Carl Lewis and Bob Beeman would be applauding this V8 screamer!
Lead after 2 events "Daley" 2752 -- "Torsten" 2367-- "Roman" 2158-- "Jürgen" 2037 -- "Ashton" 2158 -- "Bruce" 2085 --
EVENT 3 - Shot Putt
There is no replacement for displacement and no turbo is going to help you out here where engine capacity is all that matters.
17.98m "Ashton" Geeteearghh 974
17.92m "Jürgen" Essceethorfreezero 970
17.92m "Torsten" Thewplah 970
13.98m "Roman" Ennessecks 727
13.59m "Daley" Aytchessveedashzerowunzero 703
11.99m "Bruce" Zed 606
And what an event that split the athletes into three near equal powerhouses of Bore and Stroke and the more modest Hondas and the also ran Zed. Let's hope it can regain the points it lost here.
Lead after 3 events "Daley" 3455 -- "Torsten" 3337 -- "Ashton" 3132 -- "Jürgen" 3007 -- "Roman" 2885 -- "Bruce" 2691 --
EVENT 4 - High Jump
Leap over the top of the car? Too easy, How far do you have to leap to clear the car on its side after our Guest Driver Pastor Maldonado parks it up!
2.00m - "Roman" Ennessecks 803
2.00m - "Daley" Aytchessveedashzerowunzero 803
2.00m - "Ashton" Geeteearghh 803
1.94m - "Bruce" Zed 749
1.82¾m - "Jürgen" Essceethorfreezero 644
1.81m - "Torsten" Thewplah 636
An amazing series of Jump with the Toyota and the Lexus unable to match the prowess of the others. T two Hondas sharing the round with the Geeteearghh all able to clear a height of 6 feet 6 inches - remarkable!
Lead after 4 events "Daley" 4258 -- "Torsten" 3973-- "Ashton" 3935 --"Roman" 3688-- "Jürgen" 3651 -- "Bruce" 3440
EVENT 5- 400m
A Classic event A single lap of the track (I chose 5 laps of Deep Forest Raceway halved the time then took away the same amount to give these results.)
44.0s "Daley" Aytchessveedashzerowunzero 1112
44.6s "Bruce" Zed 1080
45.7s "Jürgen" Essceethorfreezero 1024
46.1s "Ashton" Geeteearghh 1003
48.4s "Roman" Ennessecks 890
49.2s "Torsten" Thewplah 852
Lead after 5 events "Daley" 5370 -- "Ashton" 4938 -- "Torsten" 4825 -- "Jürgen" 4675 -- "Roman" 4525 -- "Bruce" 4520
Lead Table at the end of Day 1
5370 -- "Daley" Aytchessveedashzerowunzero
4938 -- "Ashton" Geeteearghh
4825 -- "Torsten" Thewplah
4675 -- "Jürgen" Essceethorfreezero
4525 -- "Roman" Ennessecks
4520 -- "Bruce" Zed
All to play for tomorrow. A Big lead by Aytchessveedashzerowunzero after an amazing leap in the Long Jump (Big Revs!)
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