GTA: San Andreas Record Book

[yeti]

Jimmy... don't worry about it... update the records at your leisure and those big big posts will obviously take time but no-one's gonna shout at you if you've not done it that day...

It's obvious that you're putting in a lot of time and effort so carry on with the good work and update it when and if you get a chance... If you do it on a post by post basis just note where you're upto and update it each time you get a chance... no doubt you'll catch up when the records stop flowing in so thick and fast (i.e. when they're all full and it's actually quite tricky to beat any of the records!)

Good work pal 👍

C.

 

[KieranMurphy]

and I just thought it was funny that you misspelled the word 'spelled' 4 times in that post

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=spell

spell1 Audio pronunciation of "spell" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (spl)
v. spelled, or spelt (splt) spell·ing, spells
v. tr.

1. To name or write in order the letters constituting (a word or part of a word).
2. To constitute the letters of (a word): These letters spell animal.
3. To add up to; signify: Their unwise investment could spell financial ruin.

Okay, I'm not gonna mention spelling anymore. I just thought it was funny that he went to the trouble of putting (sic) beside a correctly spelt word 4 times.


KM.

 

[Famine]

"Spelt" is a legitimate word. However I hate it and will always use "spelled" instead.

Jimmy - any particular screenshots you want? I'm not after records currently, as I'm too busy writing a website whilst (whilsed?) playing the game...

 

[KieranMurphy]

Screenshots Needed From:
Famine, Small_Fryz, KieranMurphy, RancidMilk, VTGT07 and koak.

You have all my screenshots for No. 1 records.


KM.

 

[yeti]

On a curious note... If you were given the death sentence in olden times (i.e. Hanging) you were hanged to death... and not hung to death.

C.

 

[Spuds725]

Lets try to keep this thread on topic-- if you wanna just post go to the "off topic" thread.....lots of spam here lately....

and try to go easy on Jimmy-- that was directed at Small Fryz--- just that one post is gonna cost him a 1/2 hour of copying and pasting and some of those records are pretty lame.

Prostitute budget $56---
Distance travelled in golf cart 47.73 meters--

Jeez I hope you can hang on to those records

Please try to show just a little bit of restraint.

Ok.... I'm done now....

Spuds

 

[Small_Fryz]

sorry, i didnt relised the golf cart one. i wonder how long it will last

 

[Jimmy Enslashay]

Thanks Spuds.

Famine -- You only have two, but I will need one for Best Time in 8-Track. Thanks.

KM -- All I need are Longest Stoppie Distance and Maximum Insane Jump Height. 👍

yeti -- Thanks for the good comments, appreciate that. I am choosing to devote a lot of time to this Record Book, as it's probably the biggest thing in this Forum. It's good to do, but occasionally I get those big posts and they take forever. However, if they are all good Records, I welcome them.

 

[KieranMurphy]

KM -- All I need are Longest Stoppie Distance and Maximum Insane Jump Height. 👍

Okie dokie. I'll get a pic up soon.


KM.

 

[Famine]

On a curious note... If you were given the death sentence in olden times (i.e. Hanging) you were hanged to death... and not hung to death.

C.

Yes - it's semantics. Living things are hanged. Dead or inanimate things are hung. Therefore you were "hanged by the neck until you are dead" and "hanged, drawn and quartered" (NOT "hung, drawn and quartered"). Strange but true.

Jimmy - I've also got 2 minutes in the Blood Bowl. I'll get some screenies as soon as I can be bothered. The PS2 now lives with the BIG TV, and not by the computer anymore...

 

[Famine]

Read it and leak salt water.

Best Time in 8-Track - 4'51 - Famine
Best Lap in 8-Track - 0'22 - Famine
Longest Time in Bloodring - 3'00 - Famine

And you may as well bung my crappy Kickstart on there too - 31 - Famine.

 

[Blackbird.]

3 minutes in Bloodring!? That **** is hard!

 

[Famine]

You're not bloody wrong!

 

[gt3master2003]

3 minutes in Bloodring!? That **** is hard!

No kidding.

I just tried it for about 45 mins and managed 2:00. I almost threw the controller through the floor and into the apartment below. That must be the most annoying and frustrating challenge in San Andreas.

Longest Time In Bloodring - 2:00 - gt3master2003

 

[IntegraGS-R]

yep, i agree

Longest time in bloodring -- 3:00 - IntegraGS-R
Fastest time in Badlands A -- 3:10 - IntegraGS-R
" " " little loop -- 0:52 - IntegraGS-R

 

[gt3master2003]

Best Time In Country Endurance - 4:44 - gt3master2003

On that time I hit 2 taxis at the 4:38 mark and lost out on either tying or beating the 4:42 that Small_Fryz posted. Oh well. That race is frustrating me so i'll work on it some other time.

 

[Datsurferguy]

Dirtbike Danger - 1:42 - Datsurferguy
Bandito County - 2:15 - Datsurferguy
Go Go Karting - 1:51 - Datsurferguy

 

[dori-san]

I've been working on the races and I'll post some times once I get them good enough... to save Jimmy the heartache. So I won't be posting them until/unless I can claim a #1 spot.

do you use the crane dori san, so you drive with the crane attached to your car and it goes on 2 wheels. then you hold it there and the crane holds it on 2 wheels.

No, although I've tried that and it seriously is too hard to get just right. On a side note, does anybody else tarzan their cars with the crane? Perhaps I'm the only one, maybe I should make a short vid in that case...

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=spell



Okay, I'm not gonna mention spelling anymore. I just thought it was funny that he went to the trouble of putting (sic) beside a correctly spelt word 4 times.


KM.

Hahaha, let it go man! I was just having a bit of fun with you! But honestly, I did the same thing you did...only I looked up spelt and it didn't say anything about spelling. Try it, all it talks about is spell as 'a period of time' and junk like that. And the whole (sic) thing was a total joke... lol!

 

[gt3master2003]

Dirtbike Danger - 1:42 - Datsurferguy
Bandito County - 2:15 - Datsurferguy
Go Go Karting - 1:51 - Datsurferguy

Badlands A - 3:01 - gt3master2003
Dirtbike Danger - 1:40 - gt3master2003
Bandito County - 2:12 - gt3master2003
Go-Go Karting - 1:48 - gt3master2003
Little Loop - 0:46 - gt3master2003

Highest Number Of Car Rolls On Badlands A - 78657892436987234 - gt3master2003... This race is just ridiculous. Car with no traction, on a dirt course, and rolls like you are driving an RV in a tornado. I don't really see how 2:47 is possible at this point.

Dirtbike Danger took the most strategy of any race. However, I still think my run was lucky. I was only hitting 1:45's on average before I got that.

Go-Go Karting is the most fun race of all of them, so I used some Gran Turismo skills to help with my time.

Little Loop I just went to Bike School and increase my Bike Skill and it helped a little. I also learned how to get a good start.

 

[Small_Fryz]

stop that, you are beating my times ARGH. go Go-kart 1:48 holy ****

 

[Small_Fryz]

Dirtbike Danger -- 1:40 - Small_Fryz
cost of property destroyed -- 10288860 - Small_Fryz
Highest level on Vigilante -- 129 - Small_Fryz
Criminals killed on Vigilante -- 1560 - Small_Fryz

there we go

 

[KieranMurphy]

I hate that Go Kart race. It's a bloody pain.

I beat 3 minutes for Badlands B. I think I'll have a go at it later and try to get a good time. I keep screwing up when going through the farm that's about half way through the course and colliding with every fence and building before I come out the other side. I'm not sure what the proper route through the buildings is.

Both the Bandito County and Dirtbike Danger take a bit of strategy. There's a couple of points where you slow down a lot because of dips and craters in the track so I have to figure out what the best route is. I also figured that using the handbrake isn't a good idea in the Bandito.


KM.

 

[Famine]

Fastest Lap on 8-Track - 0'21 - Famine.

Screenshot to follow.

 

[Small_Fryz]

San Ferro Hills -- 4:10 - Small_Fryz
Bandito Country -- 2:11 - Small_Fryz

Wahoo Small_Fryz is on the comeback

 

[gt3master2003]

Some nice times there.

I decided to do the LV races.

SF To LV - 2:39 - gt3master2003
Dam Rider - 1:58 - gt3master2003
Desert Tricks - 2:08 - gt3master2003
LV Ringroad - 1:56 - gt3master2003

And also,
Dirt Track - 5:42 - gt3master2003
Best Lap In Dirt Track - 0:51 - gt3master2003

SF to LV and LV ringroad annoyed me to no end. On both of those it's a matter of luck that other cars don't swerve into you and ruin your race.

Screens below.

 

[IntegraGS-R]

more stuff...

Fastest time in 2 Player Chopper Rampage -- 1:23 - IntegraGS-R (goes right afte the other 2player rampage)
Fastest time in bmx -- 2:51 - IntegraGS-R
Fastest time in nrg-500 -- 2:14 - IntegraGS-R
Fastest time in backroad wanderer -- 1:41 - IntegraGS-R
Fastest time in Into the country -- 3:12 - IntegraGS-R
Fastest time in dirtbike danger -- 1:45 - IntegraGS-R
Fastest time in San Fierro hills -- 4:48 - IntegraGS-R
Fastest time in heli hell -- 3:55 - IntegraGS-R

Distance Traveled by foot -- 536,560 m - IntegraGS-R
Distance Traveled by swimming -- 15,236 m - IntegraGS-R
Distance Traveled by car -- 1,687,175 m - IntegraGS-R
Distance Traveled by bicycle -- 109,954 m - IntegraGS-R
Distance Traveled by motorbike -- 1,282,415 m - IntegraGS-R
Distance Traveled by boat -- 56,003 m - IntegraGS-R
Distance Traveled by golf cart -- 3939 m - IntegraGS-R
Distance Traveled by helicopter -- 284,946 m - IntegraGS-R
Distance Traveled by Plane -- 348,664 m - IntegraGS-R
Time on jetpak -- 1:47 - IntegraGS-R

 

[Small_Fryz]

its going to be interesting once jimmy updates to see where everyone one sits with their racing times

 

[gt3master2003]

Total Fires Extinguished - 292 - gt3master2003
People Saved In Ambulance - 79 - gt3master2003

@ Jimmy The Highest Firefighter Mission Level and Highest Paramedic Mission Level stats can be deleted because they have a maximum of 12 levels.

 

[Revolution 909]

Best Time in Lowrider Race -- 1:15 - Revolution 909

I'll get a screenshot later.

 

[KieranMurphy]

Badlands B - 2:47 - KieranMurphy


KM.