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That car is so fantastic 
^ Would've imediately grenade launcher'd that whale. Unless there's a harpoon. We really do need harpoons. Imagine going to the beach in a wetsuit, harpooning fat people. Just do it.
You'd ideally use a car with a winch to reel them in and drag 'em around.
God, I'm twisted.
Nah, I'd rather work as a personal trainer. I'd settle for a pitchfork, if need be. I'd be of more use motivating people, msot likely.
^ Would've imediately grenade launcher'd that whale. Unless there's a harpoon. We really do need harpoons. Imagine going to the beach in a wetsuit, harpooning fat people. Just do it.
You'd ideally use a car with a winch to reel them in and drag 'em around.
God, I'm twisted.
4. I was driving and saw a dead shark in the middle of the road...
Not exactly a 'good thing', but funny nonetheless.
As Trevor, I was driving my Phoenix off road, and saw a blue dot appear on the radar. I drive towards it, and i see a VW bus, just sitting in the middle of the road, on and with the doors open. Thinking some one was in the back, probably being abused, I approached cautiously with a pistol. Then, I get drugged, Trevor says "Not this again." And passes out.
I then wake up near the train tracks in my undies, to find out my Phoenix was impounded, and that it was a very long run to my safe house..
Not exactly a 'good thing', but funny nonetheless.
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I then wake up near the train tracks in my undies, to find out my Phoenix was impounded, and that it was a very long run to my safe house..
Yeah, that sucker got me, too. Was playing as Franklin, however. Hey, he at least does look a lil' better than Trvor, walking around in his undies in the desert...Same thing happened to me! I'm pretty sure we both got tazered.
I'd make a good game developer, I'd think. I'd actually design a mission around using a whaleboat to clear a beach from obese people or something. Maybe with some chocolote cakes as bait. What can I say, sitting around at work, dealing with morons all day brings out the worst in meThis thread is hilarious, but Luminis - you're a sick bastard, man, for giving me such ideas.
Good thing its a video-game.
They're quite good at taking some bullets from my combat machine gunHave you guys noticed how fast the paramedics and cops appear? and they don't take no 🤬 either.
Just beat the main missions, your right that was easy since I never really played a GTA career.