GTAV 'Good Moments' Thread

^ Would've imediately grenade launcher'd that whale. Unless there's a harpoon. We really do need harpoons. Imagine going to the beach in a wetsuit, harpooning fat people. Just do it.
 
Nah, I'd rather work as a personal trainer. I'd settle for a pitchfork, if need be. I'd be of more use motivating people, msot likely.
 
^ Would've imediately grenade launcher'd that whale. Unless there's a harpoon. We really do need harpoons. Imagine going to the beach in a wetsuit, harpooning fat people. Just do it.

You'd ideally use a car with a winch to reel them in and drag 'em around.

God, I'm twisted.

^^^^^ :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

That sounds like an awesome way to spend your time :D
 
1. I stumbled upon the LA River(LS River?) and drove around. I found a group of people doing underground drag races there. Pretty cool

2. I was playing a Micheal and went home and saw Amanda on the bed. She said she thought the door was locked, then attempted to throw her vibrator away.

3. I switched to Trevor and he was on top of Mount Chilliad with nothing on but a girl's dress.

4. I switched to Trevor and he was in the middle of flying a plane. I then spent the next hour flying the plane around the entire map. That was really cool.

4. I was driving and saw a dead shark in the middle of the road...

5. I stole a car but the owner stole it back. I stole it right when he got back inside but he stole it back again. This proceeded for a bit before I decided to cap him.
 
Not exactly a 'good thing', but funny nonetheless.

As Trevor, I was driving my Phoenix off road, and saw a blue dot appear on the radar. I drive towards it, and i see a VW bus, just sitting in the middle of the road, on and with the doors open. Thinking some one was in the back, probably being abused, I approached cautiously with a pistol. Then, I get drugged, Trevor says "Not this again." And passes out.

I then wake up near the train tracks in my undies, to find out my Phoenix was impounded, and that it was a very long run to my safe house..
 
Not exactly a 'good thing', but funny nonetheless.

As Trevor, I was driving my Phoenix off road, and saw a blue dot appear on the radar. I drive towards it, and i see a VW bus, just sitting in the middle of the road, on and with the doors open. Thinking some one was in the back, probably being abused, I approached cautiously with a pistol. Then, I get drugged, Trevor says "Not this again." And passes out.

I then wake up near the train tracks in my undies, to find out my Phoenix was impounded, and that it was a very long run to my safe house..

Same thing happened to me! I'm pretty sure we both got tazered.
 
Not exactly a 'good thing', but funny nonetheless.

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I then wake up near the train tracks in my undies, to find out my Phoenix was impounded, and that it was a very long run to my safe house..

Kinda like waking up from a really bad dream, right? :lol:

This thread is hilarious, but Luminis - you're a sick bastard, man, for giving me such ideas.

Good thing its a video-game.

Have you guys noticed how fast the paramedics and cops appear? and they don't take no 🤬 either.
 
Same thing happened to me! I'm pretty sure we both got tazered.
Yeah, that sucker got me, too. Was playing as Franklin, however. Hey, he at least does look a lil' better than Trvor, walking around in his undies in the desert...
This thread is hilarious, but Luminis - you're a sick bastard, man, for giving me such ideas.

Good thing its a video-game.
I'd make a good game developer, I'd think. I'd actually design a mission around using a whaleboat to clear a beach from obese people or something. Maybe with some chocolote cakes as bait. What can I say, sitting around at work, dealing with morons all day brings out the worst in me :lol:
Have you guys noticed how fast the paramedics and cops appear? and they don't take no 🤬 either.
They're quite good at taking some bullets from my combat machine gun :dopey:
 
More of a funny moment, but my 15 year old brother was showing my mum GTAV and he decided to show her Trevor. So, he pressed down to switch from Michael to Trevor.
And what did Trevor happen to be doing? Masturbating into the toilet! That was by far the funniest thing I have seen in this game so far. :lol:
 
I had one.

I left Trevor in the Submarine after getting bored searching for nuclear waste. When I returned to him he was digging, a grave presumably but the Sub was on the road beside him. I tried jumping in and driving it but no joy.. :lol:
 
Don't know if it's been mentioned here, but I noticed earlier today that whenever Tracey is in the car with you, if you're in first person view and use the backwards view, her breast jiggle ridiculously Dead Or Alive style, keep looking back to keep them jiggling.
 
I just finished the story now, and yeah this was the easiest one yet. Went with option C, of course.
As for my good moment, I was in ammunation and there was a huge boom outside and the screen shook. When I went outside, the truck you steal for one of the last missions had randomly spawned on the street on top of another car causing it to explode. There were firemen putting it out when someone tried to drive around the trailer and knocked over one of the firemen. The driver jumped out and started fighting the firemen along with the friend that was in his car. Other firemen got involved and I just watched all 6 punch on with eachother until all that was left was 5 bodies on the ground. So I picked up their money and bailed :lol:
 
Damn....

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I think everyone knows about the vertical ramp at the airport with the Mini Cooper on it. I did the jump with my old FUTO that I later lost due to Franklin's garage glitch. I screwed up big time and my FUTO landed on top of a 3 sided sign. Since the top wasn't flat, mostly consisting of tubes and girders, my car was stuck. I jumped out, took some damage, and angrily left.
 
Okay, this had me in stitches today:
After stealing the Z-Type for Devin, Martin Mendez called up - so I went there, took the plane his cousin was in down later on... And at the end of the mission, Trevor turns up with Martin's car - Mike's worried, of course, especially when Trevor told him he got angry.

"Did you kill him?" Mike asks.
"What sort of animal do you take me for?" says Trevor. "I kidnapped his Wife!"

I did literally laugh out loud. Trevor's such a nutter :lol:
 
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