GTP Alternative Cool Wall: 1756-present Mayonnaise

[Turbo]

1756-present Mayonnaise nominated by @SomePlayaDude

Creator: some French chef under a French duke created it while invading an island part of modern day Spain
Uses: Eating condiment. Hair and skin product.
Why: Certain foodstuffs has never been more complete without it. Instrumental in getting someone to say it's not an instrument.​

 

[Turbo]

Always couldn't stand the flavor of it. SU for that alone.

 

[TB]

As long as it's real mayo and not that Miracle Whip 🤬, the more (to a point) on a burger or sandwich the better.

SZ

 

[W3H5]

I'm sure we did this on the last version of The Wall.

I can't stand the stuff personally and I've never heard of it being used as a hair or skin product.

As it is it's just a simple food product so I vote uncool.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

I love mayo, but soon after finding out that it's used as a beauty product, I can't escape the image of licking it off someone's back.

 

[CinnamonOD]

Not being an instrument keeps it from being SZ

 

[Lizard]

It tastes nice. Low cool.

 

[Adamgp]

Not a big fan of it by itself, but when mixed with a bit of hot sauce, it's pretty good.

Cool.

 

[Danoff]

Love it, but it's not cool when you buy it from the grocery store. It's unrefrigerated. Now, if you'd said an opened and stored jar of mayonnaise, that would be different.

On the other definition of cool - Mayo does nothing to impress or cause anyone to think any better of you, I have no idea how a condiment could be that type of cool, and I think people are have completely forgotten that this is the "cool wall" not the "do you like it" wall.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Mayo lives in the fridge, therefore it's Cool.

 

[Silver Arrows]

You know what's good?

Chipotle mayo. Sweet potato fries, can't be without that.

 

[Danoff]

Mayo lives in the fridge, therefore it's Cool.

Unrefrigerated, uncool.

 

[TheCracker]

It's a condiment. A largely flavourless one at that. It basically makes food a little less dry whilst acting as an adhesive to keep your sandwich from falling apart. Not cool in any way.

 

[Stotty]

Salad creme > Mayo

 

[AudiMan2011]

I've watched way too many Life of Boris videos to consider mayonnaise to be cool. Plus I now have to spell mayonnaise as mayonez.

Uncool.

 

[Roger the Horse]

My girlfriend has a phobia of mayonaisse and refuses to kiss me for weeks at a time if I consume it.