I don't even know what the hell this is.
How on earth is this a cool vs uncool argument? This is like vs dislike and as we all know, like wall =/= cool wall.
Compare:
"I like Marmite."
"I think Marmite is cool."
Which one of those makes you sound like a plonker?
Seriously Uncool because Vegemite is the superior yeast extract.