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Please, do not complain about the position of a certain item on the wall. There was already a given debate time for that. The members of GTP have voted and spoken. If you wish to see the thread that the discussion took place in, the list has links to the appropriate thread.
Cool Wall Nominations will be ignored if posted here. Try this thread instead.
The Placement Formula: Sub Zero is worth 2, Cool is worth 1, Uncool is -1, and Seriously Uncool is -2. Meh votes carry no swing weight, but they are included in the total votes. So you add it all together, then divide by the total votes, and that results in a number between 2 and -2. Now, The Cool Wall also changed under new management, and now has nine sections, as seen below. These sections correlate to that resulting number. They are, in order: 2.000 to 1.890(Miura's House Is Huge), 1.889 to 1.560(Ice Box), 1.559 to 1.000(Sub Zero), 0.999 to 0.110(Cool), 0.109 to -0.109(Vanilla), -0.110 to -0.999(Uncool), -1.000 to -1.559(Seriously Uncool), -1.560 to -1.889(River Styx), -1.890 to -2.000(Hell). So, there you go.
THE COOL WALL:
MIURA'S HOUSE IS HUGE:
LORD KELVIN'S ICE BOX:
1964-1968 Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird 1.825
1452-1519 Leonardo da Vinci 1.803
1938-1948 Supermarine Spitfire 1.708
1965-1979 Aérospatiale-BAC Concorde 1.687
2000-2013 Sony Playstation 2 1.638
1952-present Magnetic Resonance Imaging 1.586
SUB-ZERO:
1972-1984 Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II 1.505
Aptenodytes forsteri / Emperor Penguin 1.483
1905-present Turbocharger 1.393
1938 LNER Class A4 4468 Mallard 1.392
1930-1980 Steve McQueen 1.338
1941-present Special Air Service 1.325
1998-Present European Organisation for Nuclear Research Large Hadron Collider 1.261
13.4 billion years BCE-present Fire 1.238*
1969-1991 Grumman F-14 Tomcat 1.215
1960-1994 Ayrton Senna da Silva 1.169
1927-present Nürburgring Nordschleife 1.154
c. 83 Million Years BCE - present Aotearoa / New Zealand 1.136
1967-present Principality of Sealand 1.078
c.1975-c.1990 Portable Cassette Radio Players 1.000
COOL:
1584-1645 Miyamoto Musashi 0.980
13.798 ± 0.037×10^9 BCE-present Universe 0.966
1956-present Karting as a hobby 0.952
c.1600-present Symphony Orchestra 0.889
AC/DC - Back in Black (1980) 0.855 [MUSICAL ARTISTS AND WORKS MAY NO LONGER BE NOMINATED]
1998-present Rockstar Games 0.835
1958-2009 Billy Mays 0.828
1961-1981 Rickenbacker 4001 Bass Guitar 0.773
1980-present M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank 0.772
1931-1941 B-4 203 mm Soviet super-heavy howitzer 0.756
Toast 0.744
1940-1958 T-34 Medium Tank 0.741
1928-present Sliced Bread 0.722
1986-1990 USS George Washington 0.701
c.90-30 million years BCE-present Cactaceae 0.691
1991 Northrop Grumman YF-23 A 0.660
2001-2007 Nintendo GameCube 0.653
1873-1941, 1956-1874, 1976-present Colt Single Action Army "Peacemaker" 0.588
1981-present Mario Mario 0.578
Bacon 0.576
1977-1983 Death Star 0.526
c.40,000 - 26,000BCE-present Single Shoe Found On The Side of the Road 0.476
1970-Present ATC/ATV Offroad Trail Riding 0.471
2001-present GTPlanet 0.458
1868-present The use of the word cool to describe an aesthetic 0.422
1999-2004 Spongebob Squarepants 0.407
1985-1987 Suzuki RG500 0.378
1997-present South Park 0.343
1998-2007 United States version of Whose Line Is It Anyway 0.333
2009-present Sukhoi Pak-Fa T50 0.303
18xx-present Bassoon 0.300
1998-present Polyphony Digital Inc. 0.284
1622-present Bottled Water 0.266
1645 The Book of Five Rings 0.244
A Long Time Ago-???? Lightsaber 0.200
VANILLA:
1966 Eric Clapton Gibson SG "The Fool" Electric Guitar 0.108
1624-present New York City 0.107
1824-1831, 1967-1971 London Bridge 0.104
2003-present Valve Steam 0.044
2015-future Mattel Hoverboard -0.022
2010-present GTPlanet vs Wham! -0.070
1891-present Fedora -0.051
UNCOOL:
1945 Kyushu J7W1 Shinden -0.153
1940-present Mountain Dew -0.175
1957-present United States Machine Gun, Caliber 7.62 mm, M60 -0.250
<1756-present Mayonnaise -0.258
1992-present KING DEDEDE -0.300
1997-present Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man -0.333
1972-present DCI (Drum Corps International) Drum and Bugle Corps as a Competitive Activity -0.341
c.1101-c.1800 Ninjas -0.379
1949-present AK-47 -0.430
1990-2003 Series F £5 Banknote -0.438
1902-present Marmite Yeast Extract Spread (UK) -0.629
Jim Morrison's Trousers -0.685
0079 UC-0080 UC MS-06 F/J ZAKU II -0.711
2003-2014 GEHRIN Evangelion Unit 01 -0.803
1933-present Pittsburgh Steelers -0.827
2014-present The concept of the Cool Wall as used for something other than cars -0.933
2011-present Fanatec Clubsport wheel base -0.949
SERIOUSLY UNCOOL:
c. 195,000 BCE-present Homo Sapiens -1.043
2001 Solid Gold Toilet -1.146
1982-present Electronic Arts, Inc. -1.182
Chewing with your mouth open -1.366
2014 Jordan 6 Spizike -1.526
2013-present Kantai Collection -1.557
RIVER STYX:
1303-present Swag -1.561
HELL:
*Seriously, I had to look up how old the universe was when oxygen was first synthesised within the cores of population III stars so as to establish when it would first have been theoretically possible for materials to rapidly oxidise in an exothermic reaction...
Original Message from Roger the Horse:
Ladies and Gentlemen of GTPlanet, the Cool Wall now has a spin off. A new spin off. A different spin off. Maybe a better or worse spin off. If I’m running it, probably worse. Just have fun and don’t somehow turn a thread about the coolness of Stilton into a thread about the coolness of Ford F-150s, and we’ll be set.
The main thing we have learnt here is that Shinji's Mum is cooler than the kids who beat Shinji up at school.
Cool Wall Nominations will be ignored if posted here. Try this thread instead.
The Placement Formula: Sub Zero is worth 2, Cool is worth 1, Uncool is -1, and Seriously Uncool is -2. Meh votes carry no swing weight, but they are included in the total votes. So you add it all together, then divide by the total votes, and that results in a number between 2 and -2. Now, The Cool Wall also changed under new management, and now has nine sections, as seen below. These sections correlate to that resulting number. They are, in order: 2.000 to 1.890(Miura's House Is Huge), 1.889 to 1.560(Ice Box), 1.559 to 1.000(Sub Zero), 0.999 to 0.110(Cool), 0.109 to -0.109(Vanilla), -0.110 to -0.999(Uncool), -1.000 to -1.559(Seriously Uncool), -1.560 to -1.889(River Styx), -1.890 to -2.000(Hell). So, there you go.
THE COOL WALL:
MIURA'S HOUSE IS HUGE:
LORD KELVIN'S ICE BOX:
1964-1968 Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird 1.825
1452-1519 Leonardo da Vinci 1.803
1938-1948 Supermarine Spitfire 1.708
1965-1979 Aérospatiale-BAC Concorde 1.687
2000-2013 Sony Playstation 2 1.638
1952-present Magnetic Resonance Imaging 1.586
SUB-ZERO:
1972-1984 Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II 1.505
Aptenodytes forsteri / Emperor Penguin 1.483
1905-present Turbocharger 1.393
1938 LNER Class A4 4468 Mallard 1.392
1930-1980 Steve McQueen 1.338
1941-present Special Air Service 1.325
1998-Present European Organisation for Nuclear Research Large Hadron Collider 1.261
13.4 billion years BCE-present Fire 1.238*
1969-1991 Grumman F-14 Tomcat 1.215
1960-1994 Ayrton Senna da Silva 1.169
1927-present Nürburgring Nordschleife 1.154
c. 83 Million Years BCE - present Aotearoa / New Zealand 1.136
1967-present Principality of Sealand 1.078
c.1975-c.1990 Portable Cassette Radio Players 1.000
COOL:
1584-1645 Miyamoto Musashi 0.980
13.798 ± 0.037×10^9 BCE-present Universe 0.966
1956-present Karting as a hobby 0.952
c.1600-present Symphony Orchestra 0.889
AC/DC - Back in Black (1980) 0.855 [MUSICAL ARTISTS AND WORKS MAY NO LONGER BE NOMINATED]
1998-present Rockstar Games 0.835
1958-2009 Billy Mays 0.828
1961-1981 Rickenbacker 4001 Bass Guitar 0.773
1980-present M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank 0.772
1931-1941 B-4 203 mm Soviet super-heavy howitzer 0.756
Toast 0.744
1940-1958 T-34 Medium Tank 0.741
1928-present Sliced Bread 0.722
1986-1990 USS George Washington 0.701
c.90-30 million years BCE-present Cactaceae 0.691
1991 Northrop Grumman YF-23 A 0.660
2001-2007 Nintendo GameCube 0.653
1873-1941, 1956-1874, 1976-present Colt Single Action Army "Peacemaker" 0.588
1981-present Mario Mario 0.578
Bacon 0.576
1977-1983 Death Star 0.526
c.40,000 - 26,000BCE-present Single Shoe Found On The Side of the Road 0.476
1970-Present ATC/ATV Offroad Trail Riding 0.471
2001-present GTPlanet 0.458
1868-present The use of the word cool to describe an aesthetic 0.422
1999-2004 Spongebob Squarepants 0.407
1985-1987 Suzuki RG500 0.378
1997-present South Park 0.343
1998-2007 United States version of Whose Line Is It Anyway 0.333
2009-present Sukhoi Pak-Fa T50 0.303
18xx-present Bassoon 0.300
1998-present Polyphony Digital Inc. 0.284
1622-present Bottled Water 0.266
1645 The Book of Five Rings 0.244
A Long Time Ago-???? Lightsaber 0.200
VANILLA:
1966 Eric Clapton Gibson SG "The Fool" Electric Guitar 0.108
1624-present New York City 0.107
1824-1831, 1967-1971 London Bridge 0.104
2003-present Valve Steam 0.044
2015-future Mattel Hoverboard -0.022
2010-present GTPlanet vs Wham! -0.070
1891-present Fedora -0.051
UNCOOL:
1945 Kyushu J7W1 Shinden -0.153
1940-present Mountain Dew -0.175
1957-present United States Machine Gun, Caliber 7.62 mm, M60 -0.250
<1756-present Mayonnaise -0.258
1992-present KING DEDEDE -0.300
1997-present Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man -0.333
1972-present DCI (Drum Corps International) Drum and Bugle Corps as a Competitive Activity -0.341
c.1101-c.1800 Ninjas -0.379
1949-present AK-47 -0.430
1990-2003 Series F £5 Banknote -0.438
1902-present Marmite Yeast Extract Spread (UK) -0.629
Jim Morrison's Trousers -0.685
0079 UC-0080 UC MS-06 F/J ZAKU II -0.711
2003-2014 GEHRIN Evangelion Unit 01 -0.803
1933-present Pittsburgh Steelers -0.827
2014-present The concept of the Cool Wall as used for something other than cars -0.933
2011-present Fanatec Clubsport wheel base -0.949
SERIOUSLY UNCOOL:
c. 195,000 BCE-present Homo Sapiens -1.043
2001 Solid Gold Toilet -1.146
1982-present Electronic Arts, Inc. -1.182
Chewing with your mouth open -1.366
2014 Jordan 6 Spizike -1.526
2013-present Kantai Collection -1.557
RIVER STYX:
1303-present Swag -1.561
- 2013 Devel Sixteen Concept -1.653
HELL:
*Seriously, I had to look up how old the universe was when oxygen was first synthesised within the cores of population III stars so as to establish when it would first have been theoretically possible for materials to rapidly oxidise in an exothermic reaction...
Original Message from Roger the Horse:
Ladies and Gentlemen of GTPlanet, the Cool Wall now has a spin off. A new spin off. A different spin off. Maybe a better or worse spin off. If I’m running it, probably worse. Just have fun and don’t somehow turn a thread about the coolness of Stilton into a thread about the coolness of Ford F-150s, and we’ll be set.
The main thing we have learnt here is that Shinji's Mum is cooler than the kids who beat Shinji up at school.
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