GTP Cool Wall: 1986-1988 Holden VL Calais Turbo

1986-1988 Holden VL Calais Turbo


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Really? I thought holden was just moving to asia somewhere? Anyway, its up to you whether or not you like the company, but i honestly don't. Its not just for the reasons i have given, there are others, but thats another story. :)

Okay, so it turns out you don't really pay that much attention to the Australian car industry.

While the Holden brand name will continue from 2017 (when the Elizabeth plant shuts), all of the models will be outsourced. In other words, all of Holden's lineup is going to be imported from overseas. Similarly the Commodore nameplate is going to continue, but it's going to be a rebadged imported vehicle. Same story with the Ford Falcon and Territory which will finish up a year earlier in 2016.

Just in case you weren't aware, Australia currently only mass produces four vehicles. The Ford Falcon and Territory, and the Holden Commodore and Cruze (though this is only really assembled in Australia; the Cruze is actually from South Korea). The rest of Ford and Holden's lineup comes from countries like Thailand (Ford Fiesta, base model Ford Focus', Holden Colorado), India (Ford EcoSport), South Korea (Holden Captiva, Holden Barina), etc. etc. because unlike before it's considerably cheaper to manufacture those vehicles in those countries and import them.

Part of the reason why local manufacturing is shutting down is because it's becoming too expensive for Ford AU and Holden to manufacture and be competitive with all the imports, most of it is because as I stated earlier, Australians are now buying more and more small cars and SUVs.

Also for the record while I respect Holden and Ford, I don't like or dislike them. If the brands themselves came up on the Cool Wall they'd end up with a resounding "Meh." Possibly Uncool for Holden because of bogan connotations and a low Cool for Ford for producing the turbocharged Barra straight-6, easily one of the best engines we've ever had.
 
Okay, so it turns out you don't really pay that much attention to the Australian car industry.
Yeah, no i really don't. I have up as soon as i learned about the LCT. :P

Ok, thank you for informing me on this. I didn't know much of what you told me, but now i do. It's obviously a bit more complicated than what i first thought. :)
 
Bogan-mobile for turbo-nerds.

Also: RB30ET... either sounds like an amphibious mating cry or the bathroom scene the morning after a night of Indian food.

The most unsexy of the RB family.... however much potential it actually had.
 
I like the VL Calais, but the problem is it's soo far from cool its not funny.

-Owned mostly by people you want to punch in the Face.

- They won't stop talking about the RB30

- Most are modified with chrome wheels

Its just a big collection of things that are Seriously uncool.
 
Everything other than cool. I am privy to the appearance and behaviour of the typical VL driver (or VS/T/Y driver for that matter), having passed through and meandered about Frankston, Victoria, hundreds of times.

They personally conjure up images of teen pregnancy, domestic violence, 4th-grade English skills and vulgar bogans.
 
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There's something about this that appeals to me. Don't know exactly what it is but there's something there.

The two-tone one with white walls I really like.

Low cool.
 
The only thing keeping it out of Seriously Uncool is the engine, otherwise, I think it looks terrible, the two-tone doesn't work and the fan-base is annoying.

Solid Uncool
 
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Would vote Uncool but the worst thing about it is the yobbo P platers that own them. That knocks it down to Seriously Uncool.
 
I love oddballs like this thing. And I actually think it looks pretty decent, I love the wagon and the half-flips.
 
An amalgam of every terrible, boring aspect of car design from the 80's. Few will think it looks cool, and even fewer will be impressed when the hyper fan reels off "roast-beef-sandwich-number-Spielberg-film" that apparently resides underhood.

Uncool.
 
Its more of an Australian thing, No one else will understand.

Similar to how Americans don't understand Hot Hatches.
 
This car gets negative bonus points for using the engine of the hated-by-Aussies, Group A killing Godzilla.

Yeah, yeah, different displacement and reasons.
 
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