So here it is the Week 7 wrap up.
Knocked Out Edition
The Happy Monks - 35.48
The Wildcats - 63.72
Move along. Nothing to see here.
Seriously, there is nothing to see here.
Would you go home?
Fine! It looks like the monks had a bad
draught draft strategy and while having a kicker wouldn't have helped a lack of a defense didn't do them any favors either. Maybe next year he will not partake of a cold brew while drafting and pay attention to the bye schedule PROVIDED BY YAHOO DURING THE DRAFT!!! Then again, they wouldn't be the monks without a good beer on hand. But in what is a very scary turn of events The Wildcats have LT, yet their kicker got more points. The amazing statistic is that despite the Monks having a horrid season a playoff bid is still not completely out of their reach. Only two teams have more than four wins at this point.
Team Infrared - 95.36
Shovel Bums - 82.66
The Butt Spades putt up a very good score and should have won this game, but their IR counterpart just wouldn't let it go. No, the took Steven Jackson and gave him a HUGE door to run through and tear up the field with 35.60 points. Sorry, Bums, butt this is just not the week to be playing against Steven Jackson. Any team with Peyton Manning in any other season would be winning. Stat note: Steven Jackson could have beat The Happy Monks single-handedly.
The Babies - 94.88
Centurion Eagles - 80.92
Infants have no care for endangered species. They will kill them without a seconds thought. The scary thing is that our resident birds of prey got 25 points from Adrian Peterson alone, only to have the ankle-biters get 22 points from Chicago's defense. Double-digit scores were flying all over the place and eventually The Babies just had more of them.
Mighty Turduckens - 63.20
Mud Dogs - 46.84
The strong poultry trio really did not do anything that great this game but the dirty dawgs were asleep at the wheel and left two important offensive positions on vacation. I predict that had those positions been filled this would have been a much closer game, and it is a shame as I would have loved to see if the Mud Dogs could answer those 16 points from Jake Delhomme.
So, now the standings are.....huh? I forgot something? Oh yes.
The Wicky Radsters - 58.52
The Stiff-arms - 97.54
Just a few points of note here: Calvin Johnson - 23.20, Clinton Portis - 22.30, Chris Johnson - 23.20. This alone was enough to drop the Radsters after they put up a wickedly ugly performance. Is it Halloween yet, because that was scary. But the Stiff-arms were not done barreling through these defenders yet, oh no. They decided to give Aaron Rodgers 12.24 points just to ice the cake a little. I mean, when you take down a giant you have to kick them in the teeth at least a few times, right? The Radsters tried, but 15 points from Barber and and 10 points from Rivers was really all they had. Now they only retain an overall lead by points, but the Turduckens may have something to say about that over the next couple of weeks.
Now, the standings for this week are:
Rank - Team - W-L-T - Pts
1 - The Wicky Radsters - 6-1-0 - 610.36
2 - Mighty Turduckens - 6-1-0 - 551.86
3 - Team Infrared - 4-3-0 - 585.48
4 - The Wildcats - 4-3-0 - 517.58
5 - The Stiff-arms - 4-3-0 - 581.70
6 - Centurion Eagles - 3-4-0 - 508.36
7 - Mud Dogs - 3-4-0 - 508.36
8 - The Babies - 3-4-0 - 507.56
9 - The Happy Monks - 3-4-0 - 457.64
10 - Shovel Bums - 0-7-0 - 459.94
And next weeks games will be:
The Happy Monks
Mighty Turduckens
The Wicky Radsters
The Wildcats
Team Infrared
The Stiff-arms
The Babies
Shovel Bums
Centurion Eagles
Mud Dogs
Next Week:
The Happy Monks commemorate flushing their season down the toilet with a new mascot.