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So long as day 1 begins with 'MatskiMonk receives an AH-64 Apache from an anonymous donor', I'll be happy.
So long as day 1 begins with 'MatskiMonk receives an AH-64 Apache from an anonymous donor', I'll be happy.
Nice try, Woodpecker.Calling it now, I'm falling off the pedestal at the start and breaking my neck.
Apparently I deserve it.
Pftt, there's a tree right beside my pedestal. Might as well break my neck landing in that awkward position.Nice try, Woodpecker.
As unlikely as it is to come to pass, if I ever get caught with an adulterous woman, I intend to use the excuse, "I tripped."Pftt, there's a tree right beside my pedestal. Might as well break my neck landing in that awkward position.
My wife heard that repeatedly when she was in the ER. Somehow things always lined up perfectly. And were somehow in the tub.As unlikely as it is to come to pass, if I ever get caught with an adulterous woman, I intend to use the excuse, "I tripped."
I believe I've seen a film like that before. Acting wasn't great, and the camera transitions were awfully timely. I wouldn't dare think you were fibbing.As unlikely as it is to come to pass, if I ever get caught with an adulterous woman, I intend to use the excuse, "I tripped."
I do not believe I've seen those films. Not sure I want to see them.My wife heard that repeatedly when she was in the ER. Somehow things always lined up perfectly. And were somehow in the tub.
Weird.
Shortly before I complete my spree.When do we begin?
I'd like to start Monday but I need more cannon fodder to get to 48.When do we begin? Next Monday?
Just throw in the names of other mods to make up the numbersI'd like to start Monday but I need more cannon fodder to get to 48.
Just throw in the names of other mods to make up the numbers
Nobody said nothin' 'bout no cannons. Er...at least about the cannons used to mark deaths being turned on the tributes.I'd like to start Monday but I need more cannon fodder to get to 48.
I'd like to start Monday but I need more cannon fodder to get to 48.
. o O ("Aww, I was going to use a sickle. Now I need to come up with another plan.")My wife was most upset when I met my demise.
I'd like to start Monday but I need more cannon fodder to get to 48.
The egg never follows through.
To be fair, he never says what exactly he is banning us from. For all we know he has created a separate forum with a fake profile for each of us that he uses to work out his urges to repeatedly ban people.
They clearly didn't have Lisa the life guard on duty.My wife heard that repeatedly when she was in the ER. Somehow things always lined up perfectly. And were somehow in the tub.
Weird.