Had to dispose of a goanna just now.

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Originally posted by milefile
What's the big deal? Why did you have to sweep it away? Do they damage property or something?
Well, goannas (Cobraboy, goannas are a type of monitor) go for the largest thing they see, then crawl up it and clamp down with their teeth, and my being 6 foot 4, I didn't think it such a good idea to go cruising up to Mister Goanna and try to pick it up, so I grabbed a broom and swept it out. They don't damage property, though!
 
alright let us stop conversing about my ex's tits here! All I can say is been there done that, did that dew!
 
Don't goanna'a taste just like chicken?
Not that I want Lizard cassarole.

As for spiders and other creepy-crawlys, I believe that they are indeed God's creature and serve a very important purpose.
I also believe that if God had wanted to keep them, they would have stayed outside, where they belong. I never step on a spider....








...less than seven or eight times.
 
So it is a little over 11 years later, but only got a 3 story drop versus 7 stories, sorry guys...



Yes I am that evil sob that resurrects threads from the past, but this one was left without any closure... and on that note
 
Pointless revival is pointless. Locked.
 
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