Hi, My name is _______,

[funkyDucks]

"my name is ______, and I am an alcoholic."
I have used this introduction at the start of a few meetings and I found that breaking the norm and injecting humor to otherwise serious scenarios can have great outcomes for future conversation topics.

So, my question is GTPlanet, given an introduction situation, how would you use the opportunity to show off your comical genius?

 

[Omnis]

My name is _____, and I'm a compulsive onanist.

 

[W3H5]

Hello my name is Shem and I'm an alcoholic.

(How ironic that this guy has a drink in his hand)

Seriously, just be spontaneous, like say "Hi I'm _______ and if it keeps on raining outside I'm going to punch God/ Allah/ Buddha/ Vishnu* in the face!" That will get a reaction and it would be completely off the cuff.

*Delete as applicable.

 

[Slash]

Hi I'm Slash and I've got addiction's to bad things.


Oh, that's right this is for you. Be kind of like what Shem said. Introduce something you take pride in your life. After all you are on a forum based on cars, say you are interested in them and the technology behind them or something. Be casual.

 

[justchyllan]

My name is ________ and I am a compulsive liar... How would they know?

 

[Omnis]

Whew. Thought I killed the thread.

 

[Guardian]

My name is____and here's the story of how I met your mother....

 

[Dean]

"My name is [Dean] - and I am freaking awesome at putting together Ikea furniture"

Also - "My name is [Dean] - am I Single? (insert your relationship status here; for me it would be...) Yes. Handsome? Entirely proportional to how much you’ve drunk." .

 

[Guardian]

My name is....Oh, na, na, what's my name? Oh, na, na, what's my name? What's my name? what's my name?

My name is____and I'm that star up in the sky, I'm that mountain peak up high. Baby I made it, mm, I'm the worlds greatest.

My name is____my name is____my name is chika-chika Slim Shady.

 

[opelgt1969]

Here's something I tell people

My dad taught me 3 things in life

1) Don't tell a lie
2) If you do tell a big one
3) And last but not least The first liar ain't got a chance

Then I tell them the truth my dad didn't teach me this I make it up

 

[kikie]

What is a youth networking day?


My name is _________ and I don't know what a youth networking day is.

 

[porthillking]

My name is _____ and today I woke up in a bush wearing a mankini.
My name is _____ and I'm attracted to owls.

 

[Jet Badger]

They didn't let me bring my dog here. His name is Mr. Chubbles and he likes staring at people. He has a weak bladder but he's a good dog and they didn't let him in here. Bad people, bad. You'll find my name in the customer complaints book.

 

[dxm8975]

Hello everyone my name is _________, I'm a videogame nutter so please don't mind if I sneak up behind you to stap your back with a folding knife or may bring a hand grenade in the classroom...

 

[dhandeh]

^^^ That'll work.

 

[Pupik]

My name is _____ and I am a pathological flier, as well as a nut driver, which means I'm a tool. Oh crap, I live near Omnis.

 

[sesselpupser]

"I came to kick ass and chew gum...

... Fortunately as I've still got plenty of gum left the ass kicking can wait until later, especially since you all seem like fairly nice people. Hi, I'm ______ and I take social advice from people on the Internet."

Might be a bit long winded.

 

[Slash]

Here's something I tell people

My dad taught me 3 things in life

1) Don't tell a lie
2) If you do tell a big one
3) And last but not least The first liar ain't got a chance

Then I tell them the truth my dad didn't teach me this I make it up

Got me there for a minute.

 

[Omnis]

My name is Pupik and I am a pathological flier, as well as a nut driver, which means I'm a tool. Oh crap, I live near Omnis.

We're not supposed to be doing these for ourselves.

That was what I understood anyway.

 

[W3H5]

Hi, ________ isn't here right now but if you'd like to leave a message with the girl on the left there (I think here name's Jenny *checks tag*, yup Jenny) I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done printing my hard copy of Wikipeadia.

 

[Slash]

Hi, ________ isn't here right now but if you'd like to leave a message with the girl on the left there (I think here name's Jenny *checks tag*, yup Jenny) I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done printing my hard copy of Wikipeadia.

Hi, my name is Tommy Tutone.

 

[Azure Flare]

Hi, I'm ______ and I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you.

 

[TB]

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy but I'm a zombie, so brains!

 

[dice1998]

Hi i'm ______ and when I look at you I want to draw you like one of my french girls. I don't really have french girls to draw so please let me draw you.

Please?

 

[Jet Badger]

Hello! My name be Borat and this is my country of the Kazakhstan!

 

[Slash]

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy but I'm a zombie, so brains!

I was seriously hoping you wouldn't finish that one the way I thought you were going to.

Hi, I'm ______ and I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you.

Was waiting for this one.


Hi my name is _______, and if you utter so much as one syllable, I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish.

 

[axletramp]

Hi, my name is __________, and I always go all the way on the first date with strangers.

 

[W3H5]

Ni hao, wo jiao __________ wo shi ben dan.

 

[axletramp]

Is the missing word(s) 'Ingrish muffin'?

 

[W3H5]

It's good, but it ain't right. Once again, say what you see.

I haven't laughed so hard for so long. Ingrish muffins.