Hi, My name is _______,

[Jimlaad43]

Hi, my name is __________ Oak, but my grandfather has to ask a complete stranger what my name is.

 

[Callum B]

Hi, my name is ________ and some people say I have ADHD, they're obviously wr... OOO A SQUIRREL!

 

[axletramp]

Hi, my name is ________ and some people say I'm obsessed with aligning text, but I just can't justify it.

 

[Jet Badger]

Hello all. My name is unimportant but today is a great day because they let me take off the restrictive jacket and gave me my medicine back.

 

[W3H5]

Hello......Clarice.

 

[axletramp]

Hi, my name is HAL and I really don't want you to do that Dave.

 

[W3H5]

Hello, hello, I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello....

I'm loving this thread.

 

[axletramp]

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me, maybe?

 

[W3H5]

Can we have the thread title changed to something more relevant, like The Wacky Intro Thread?

Hello...is it me you're looking for?

 

[Jet Badger]

^^ ...And watch as a chair comes flying to your face...

 

[Guardian]

You know the kinda guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks?

Well, that was me. Every time something good happened to me something bad was always waiting around the corner.

Karma.
That’s when I realized I had to change.
So I made a list of everything bad I’ve ever done and, one by one I’m gonna make up for all my mistakes.
I’m just trying to be a better person.

My name is ____

 

[W3H5]

Here's one...

You're turn comes around to introduce yourself. You stand up dramatically, yet graciously with profound look of dignity about you. You look around slowly at the others, raise your arms out to the side and bow as if to an audience. Wait for applauds.

 

[Lucas]

Hi, my name is ____, and I can count to potato.



Good evening. My name is ____. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack, but now I'm off and trying to stay clean.



My name is _____, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are... etc.

 

[Jet Badger]

Hello! Uh... Can I use the bathroom? Thanks...

 

[W3H5]

My name....is Michael Cane. Not a lot of people know that....

 

[axletramp]

Sorry, don't know you mate, but your name sounds a bit like Michael Caine.

 

[funkyDucks]

These are great, I never expected so much great feedback.

Can we have the thread title changed to something more relevant, like The Wacky Intro Thread?

Thread title and OP changed to reflect the content of the thread.

Hi, I'm Barry Scott....BANG, and the dirt is gone.

 

[Small_Fryz]

Hi, my name is _______ and I'm a professional bullsh** artist

 

[Lucas]

My name is _____ and this is Jackass.

 

[Slash]

Hi, my name is _______ and I'm a professional ripoff artist

Fixed.

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

A friend once introduced me to his GF's friend, who was hot and out of my league to say the least. I said hi, looked her up and down, and turned to my friend and said "I thought you said she was hot?"

Friend blushed, she laughed, I laughed. We ended up dating for over a year.

 

[Slash]

A friend once introduced me to his GF's friend, who was hot and out of my league to say the least. I said hi, looked her up and down, and turned to my friend and said "I thought you said she was hot?"

Friend blushed, she laughed, I laughed. We ended up dating for over a year.

I'd get slapped, I just know it XD