How would you kill Bob?

[Alaskin-BearCat]

Put him in an X1 than put in the command "DO NOT KILL YOURSELF" It's 100% gonna happen, 5,000,000 bucks first corner.

Uhh I failed he killed himself before i could put in the command.

 

[Possum-Eater]

Tell him to take an X2010 around the 'Ring without running in to any walls.

 

[FosterG]

Put some nitro in his glove compartment

 

[boshuter]

I would duct tape him to Kaz and make them both watch Oprah until their heads exploded. 💡

 

[xAmilli0n]

I like Bob, I would probably kill him in his sleep

 

[Mac K]

I wouldn't kill him, I would teach him to drive faster.

Me: "Okay Bob today I'm going to teach you to drive faster than 60 mph"

Bob: *Blank Stare*

Me: "Do I have to repeat myself?"

Bob: *Blank Stare*

Me: "Do you ever talk? Or drive like above 60? Your not the Stig, the silent treatment isn't working.."

terrible I know..

 

[OLDSKOOLACURA]

how I would do it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl_8Xm6RhWY

 

[xAmilli0n]

how I would do it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl_8Xm6RhWY

Okay thats pretty cool...A+ 👍

 

[kdryan]

how I would do it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl_8Xm6RhWY

That even looked like Bob!

 

[Rx8fanboy]

Get in my car, wedge bob under the back wheels, rev the engines and let go of the handbrake! SPLAT!👍

 

[ElSecundo]

He would die by a firing squad of Bobs. Some would fire randomly, some wouldn't pull the trigger, some would fire too early, some way too late. Some would aim right at the target, and at the last second, turn away and fire somewhere else. Some would get upset and fire sporadically before anyone yelled 'fire!' Some would lapse into a coma, and not fire until another Bob came up behind them and fired. Some would just stand in the grass and turn in circles. Some would be depressed and not shoot Bob, some would be even-keeled and not shoot Bob, some would be motivated to shoot Bob, but still not shoot Bob unless firing-squad Bob was handed a bazooka, a few grenades, and some kind of surface-to-surface missile.

In the end, Bob would probably survive the Bob-populated firing squad because I'd forgotten to turn damage on.

 

[snowxdadx3]

I would make him watch HGTV with his wife for hours on end so that "your son can play Call Of Duty" and "maybe your son will stop whining that dad's hoggin the PS3."

 

[BERTLUND]

If we had Tractor Trailer races I would put him in a Peterbuilt towing a tank trailer of aviation gasoline and pace him up on Nurumberg.

 

[fissionproject]

mmmm easy.


take rally car
go full speed on eiger k trail
smash said rally car into said fence
fling bob into infinity
watch bob smash on rocks below

/end

 

[strngz0731]

I would make him manager of his own race team and make myself his driver. See how he likes a stubborn git who won't listen. He eventually would kill himself

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of course, we'd get to have the fun of ignoring commands and trashing expensive cars, right?

 

[GT Pro]

I've been at GTP for over half-a-decade now, and I can honestly say that this is probably the greatest and most humorous thread ever made. The first page made me lol more than I normally do in a week.

Edit:

He would die by a firing squad of Bobs. Some would fire randomly, some wouldn't pull the trigger, some would fire too early, some way too late. Some would aim right at the target, and at the last second, turn away and fire somewhere else. Some would get upset and fire sporadically before anyone yelled 'fire!' Some would lapse into a coma, and not fire until another Bob came up behind them and fired. Some would just stand in the grass and turn in circles. Some would be depressed and not shoot Bob, some would be even-keeled and not shoot Bob, some would be motivated to shoot Bob, but still not shoot Bob unless firing-squad Bob was handed a bazooka, a few grenades, and some kind of surface-to-surface missile.



In the end, Bob would probably survive the Bob-populated firing squad because I'd forgotten to turn damage on.

This is why I miss the 'Quality Poster' badge GTP used to have.

 

[kdryan]

This is why I miss the 'Quality Poster' badge GTP used to have.

They wouldn't give it to me. The mods here and I have a less than stellar relationship. I think it comes from me reminding them they're not gods...

 

[ledhed]

I just let them drive NASCAR --they always kill themselves this way along with the car and my brain cells from stroke they give me .

 

[strikieg]

I would fry him on a burning frying pan.

 

[J19NYB]

A hulk hogan leg drop!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYTTKAepUJE

 

[Machate-man]

I'd strap him under my car, so that he understands the idea of Backburner

 

[Machate-man]

A hulk hogan leg drop!

DAMN

 

[Crumpet]

He'll probably die next time I let him drive my R34 at Daytona, he'll end up rolling it over... again..

 

[HumanDestroyah]

I would set up a kill room (Dexter series) and set up photos of the wipeouts that cost him the race.

 

[Dan Hill]

I have a new one. Make him drive the Nurburgring Nordschleife at night without headlights.

 

[kekke2000]

I would tie him in a rope about 1 meter/yard behind the car and go around Daytona Superspeedway and every time I get to the finish line i'm gonna slam the brakes and make him eat bumper.

 

[Mr. S]

No matter how: slowly.

 

[animalica]

How would you kill Bob?

I would wait for a release of a Ford Pinto and then Bob would race in it against a pack of Dodge RAM 1500 LARAMIE Hemi Quad Cab`s in London - or another track with many sharp corners.

 

[animalica]

I have a new one. Make him drive the Nurburgring Nordschleife at night without headlights.

That doesn`t work:

Bob is Batman - he drove all my 24h races with the F-GT.

 

[Rx8fanboy]

Tie Bob to said railway track. Then train would increase pace towards him. Frantically, bob would instruct the driver to decrease pace. (Un)fortunately, the driver would not decrease pace and spin out resulting in a messier death than I had hoped for

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