I hate it when... (type here)
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I hate people who drive the speed limit in teh fastlane, pasing the other person doing the speed limit in the slow lane. I especially hate it when I can see them doing it well before I reach tehm, and then I'm stuck behind them for 10 miles before they relise that me and 30 other people are backed up behind them, and finally they speed up. I hate it even more when they finally speed up when traffic in the slow lane is bunched up and they neglect to move over. 
I also hate people that fly up on me and tailgate when I'm already going 75-85mph, just passing someone, and then won't get off my ass even if I move over.
I also hate 93.72% of Ohio drivers, as that is the percent of them that aquire they're driver's licence off the back of cheerios boxes.
I most especially hate teenage drivers that think they have drivers skill and that they rule the road...until you smoke the **** outta them on a roundabout onto the highway, or through a twisty back road. Then they tailgate you and flip you off to try to regain some of their dignity, which of corse, removes any remaining dignity they may have had. Let's just say drivers my age(20) down to 16yo are all the bain of my existance, and seem to be gunning for me at all times.
Lastly, I hate drunk drivers, distracted people, and teenage girls on there cells, while doing the thei hair, and talking to the 5 friend in the car, who swerve into my lane on two lanes both ways streets without signaling, or even fully entering the lane, or worse, teh ones that do it on a two lane country road, while coming at me head on. Add to this the idiots who have nearly hit me/killed me on so many occasions I can't count them any more, and I basically hate every driver besides myself, my parents, and my best friend. Everyone else I've driven around or road with can't drive, and every other driver on the road seems to be out to piss me off or kill me, sometimes both.
I'm done ranting now.
Venom
I also hate people that fly up on me and tailgate when I'm already going 75-85mph, just passing someone, and then won't get off my ass even if I move over.
I also hate 93.72% of Ohio drivers, as that is the percent of them that aquire they're driver's licence off the back of cheerios boxes.
I most especially hate teenage drivers that think they have drivers skill and that they rule the road...until you smoke the **** outta them on a roundabout onto the highway, or through a twisty back road. Then they tailgate you and flip you off to try to regain some of their dignity, which of corse, removes any remaining dignity they may have had. Let's just say drivers my age(20) down to 16yo are all the bain of my existance, and seem to be gunning for me at all times.
Lastly, I hate drunk drivers, distracted people, and teenage girls on there cells, while doing the thei hair, and talking to the 5 friend in the car, who swerve into my lane on two lanes both ways streets without signaling, or even fully entering the lane, or worse, teh ones that do it on a two lane country road, while coming at me head on. Add to this the idiots who have nearly hit me/killed me on so many occasions I can't count them any more, and I basically hate every driver besides myself, my parents, and my best friend. Everyone else I've driven around or road with can't drive, and every other driver on the road seems to be out to piss me off or kill me, sometimes both.
I'm done ranting now.
Venom
mayorbill11
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See, getting around the Gremlin looking stupid is easy because you can just get a Spirit (which is a Gremlin with a different hatch), or you can get a Hornet which is pretty much a longer sedan/coupe/wagon Gremlin, or a Concord which is a hornet but better... you get the picture.
The Pacer, however... it is what it is. They look ok modified.
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I hate all the extra police attention I get for driving flashy cars. But, what can I expect I guess.
I hate teens who have there bass cranked, but are playing really gay music
I hate ricers who when stopped at a red light sit there and rev up there engines making a horrible noise
I hate it when I go to the mall and intentionally park away from EVERYONE, and I come back out and some tool has parked his half riced civic next to my car. There is an entire parking lot and he has to park right next to me.
I hate the ricer fly-by
I hate people who can not keep a constant speed
I hate when people walk past my car in the parking lot with there shopping carts and decide to leave them just sitting next to my car
I hate people who come up tomy car and touch the glass with there hands, trying to see in. I HATE that, i must clean 30 sets of prints off of my car everynight
I hateit when i am on a 2 lane highway and it merges into 1 lane and some a-hole flys up the lane that is ending and tries to cut in front of me to get into my lane.
I hate a lot of things.
I hate teens who have there bass cranked, but are playing really gay music
I hate ricers who when stopped at a red light sit there and rev up there engines making a horrible noise
I hate it when I go to the mall and intentionally park away from EVERYONE, and I come back out and some tool has parked his half riced civic next to my car. There is an entire parking lot and he has to park right next to me.
I hate the ricer fly-by
I hate people who can not keep a constant speed
I hate when people walk past my car in the parking lot with there shopping carts and decide to leave them just sitting next to my car
I hate people who come up tomy car and touch the glass with there hands, trying to see in. I HATE that, i must clean 30 sets of prints off of my car everynight
I hateit when i am on a 2 lane highway and it merges into 1 lane and some a-hole flys up the lane that is ending and tries to cut in front of me to get into my lane.
I hate a lot of things.
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- Athens,Ga
- simtibb
I hate it when people pull out in front of you, but go about 15 mph!
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i hate it when im sitting in the car at the local supermarket carpark where old soccer mums are fighting over a single carpark close to the shops when there are heaps of parks about 50 meters away
- 1,034
- Athens,Ga
- simtibb
I hate cars that have body kits, and thats it, and a big muffler............ My Civic racecar has no muffler, straight pipe
Sage
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- United States
- GTP_Sage
I absolutely loathe that too - Mainly because my mom does it. I swear, she easily fits into the description of about half of the "hates" in this thread...
To add, I hate:
- People who can't seem to keep track of other cars at four-way intersections. Com'n folks - Is it that hard to make a mental note of who arrived first?
- On those streets where there are *sort of* two lanes on each side, but they're unmarked, and some dummy just hovers in the middle at impossibly slow speeds.
- People who drive 50mph in the fast lane.
- People who can't hold the steering wheel straight.
- People who can't figure out that if they just sped up a wittle, they could make a pass and then easily merge right to make it in time for their off-ramp.
- People who take their merry good time to go through a super-short left-turn green light.
- A GF and BF locking lips whilst one of them is driving.
- People who take forever to park.
- People who slam their brakes on the freeway just because there's a gentle bend.
- People who are in the opposing lane and wanting to make a left turn, and wait and wait and wait and at the last second make the turn. And especially when they make it very slowly.
- People who make lists.
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Another parking lot thing that I hate is when people (mostly women) get in their car, put the car in reverse with their foot on the brake, and then proceed to put on makeup/make phonecalls/eat food/etc. for like 10 minutes while you're waiting for them to back out so you can take their spot.
I hate people who go 90km/h on the highway but as soon as they get to an overtaking lane they get in the lefthand lane (passing cars pass on the right, people not passing stay in the left) and speed up to 120km/h.
And people who travel at 80km/h on the highway because they have a whole lot of fat people in the back seat then proceed to pass in the right hand lane at about 85km/h and hold everybody up.
And people who travel at 80km/h on the highway because they have a whole lot of fat people in the back seat then proceed to pass in the right hand lane at about 85km/h and hold everybody up.
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- Whateversville
- Flerbizky
I SERIOUSLY hate it, when it's a nice chilly morning like today. You're driving to work being all relaxed.. And then the hosts on the morning radio plays Justin FU%&/¤¤%&/" Timberlake. I swear that guy causes more roadrage than old people
Originally posted by Flerbizky
I SERIOUSLY hate it, when it's a nice chilly morning like today. You're driving to work being all relaxed.. And then the hosts on the morning radio plays Justin FU%&/¤¤%&/" Timberlake. I swear that guy causes more roadrage than old people
Ring them up and swear at them, on air.
My station of choice rang up a random person one morning at about 3 am and replayed it the next night, this is how it went:
Rang for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages, then they answered:
"Hello?"
"Uh hello, my name is Stacie from the All Amazing Algae Cleaner. I'm sorry to ring you this late but I'd just like to ask you a few questions, is that okay?"
"I'll ****en kill you ya *****"
*click*
Moral of the story: Don't request JT on Flerbizky's station when he's driving.
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- Rule 12
- GTP_Famine
Now, I was speaking to my brother today and he informed me of a fun - and totally legal - game which he plays (and since he drives a Subaru Impreza RB5, he can get away with). It's called:
"Hog-lapping"
The game is fairly simple. Find a middle-lane hogger and pass him. Then move back into the driving lane (the left in the UK) and slow down - let him pass you. Repeat ad inifinitum.
He got up to 10 laps last week on the M40.
Roo
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- Hampshire, UK
- GTP_Roo
I hate it in the morning outside the railway station when someone parks right in the middle of the road to drop off or collect their partner/kids and spend ages doing it, when everyone else is trying to get out.
A bit off topic: I hate it when I spend over an hour on GTP trying to find a picture that I thought I'd saved and have now lost somewhere. It's the one with the riced Civic vs the Chevy Camero with the 160HP modded vs 160 mph stock thing. If anyone has it could they post it please? Thanks
EDIT: Typical. I ask people about a picture I can't find, and whaddya know? I find it within 5 minutes. So don't bother now. Cheers anyway
A bit off topic: I hate it when I spend over an hour on GTP trying to find a picture that I thought I'd saved and have now lost somewhere. It's the one with the riced Civic vs the Chevy Camero with the 160HP modded vs 160 mph stock thing. If anyone has it could they post it please? Thanks
EDIT: Typical. I ask people about a picture I can't find, and whaddya know? I find it within 5 minutes. So don't bother now. Cheers anyway
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- rollazn
I hate it when people say rice or ricer... thats so gay and immature... using a term rice or ricer to a car or the person own the car... i dont believe in all this rice thing... i think that cars can be ugly and too overdone but i would NEVER use the word rice... and ricers... that mean a guy who make his car seem fast but is slow or whatever i dont believ in that... i think they are dumb ass punks but i dont believe in word ricers or rice... what really get me piss is when someone who love domestic cars and hate japanese imports call every japanese cars ricerockets... when it can be stock they dont care.. that offend me since im chinese with all this rice ****... i get piss off easily... Im sry for using foul language...
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mayorbill11
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