I hate people who send chain mails

[Famine]

I hate people who send chain mails. Nick_Johnston28, this means you.

Checking my inbox today, I get this:

"From: Nickj28racing@aol.com
Date: Sat, 12 Jun 2004 16:13:18 EDT
Subject: Fwd: (no subject)

"U MUST SEND THIS TOO 5 PEOPLE AND YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT IF YOU DON'T----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE DEEPLY
NOW YOU MUST READ THIS ALL THE WAY THRU BEFORE YOU STOP READING IT"

This was followed by some crap about milking a cow, and the condition at the end:

"hehehe! You sicko. Now make a wish."

(yes - I'm the sicko, and not the person who wants someone I know to die)

") Now, send this chain letter to:
5 people-Your wish won't come true; but you will have good luck for a year.
10 people-Your wish will come true in a year.
15 people-Your wish will come true in a month.
20 people-Your wish will come true in a week.
25 people-Your wish will come true toda"

That'll be "today", braniac.


So here's a short homily for you chain-letter senders to take home with you.

If you want to send me a chain e-mail, with threats to the health of my family and friends, dependant on me circulating it further,
Then feel free to **** right off.

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

You actually bothered to read it? I delete them on sight.

 

[the_undrtaker89]

Chain letters are friggin annoying and so is this thread

 

[hanker]

I feel you pain Famine!!

 

[Famine]

Chain letters are friggin annoying and so is this thread

So's your face. Deal with it.

 

[hanker]

Calm down children.......and Famine

 

[Spock]

i hate chain-mails, i want to kill who ever invented them

 

[ledhed]

chain letters are a tool of satan !

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

cHaaiN leTterZ aRe Teh shIzzIt j000!!11!11 OMG WTF LOL

 

[Gil]

Does kind of make you wish you could send E-bombs.

 

[VenomFX220]

I hate people who send chain mails....

I hate it even more when it is one of your stupid friends, that is replying to a chain mail himself, that sends you the chain mail....

Does kind of make you wish you could send E-bombs.

You can. They're called viruses...

 

[Gil]

I hate it even more when it is one of your stupid friends, that is replying to a chain mail himself, that sends you the chain mail....



You can. They're called viruses...

I'm talking about real explosives. **** inconvenience, I want vengeance.

 

[MadHypello]

Gil, if you really want vengeance, don't forget that there's the Old Way to send letters and stuff. Thou shalt not forget.

 

[Gil]

Gil, if you really want vengeance, don't forget that there's the Old Way to send letters and stuff. Thou shalt not forget.

If they send me E-chain mail. I should be able to send e-explosives.
They get instant gratification. I should be able to also.
I would settle for the ability to use star trek transporters, and beam them into the dog pound covered in gravy.

Or beam them into any of the larger prison showers naked, holding a tube of K-Y jelly.

I guess that one of the few things that I allow myself to become riled about is stupid stuff like chain-letters. It's illegal to send them thru the post system. Why should they be able to e-mail them?
It makes you want to pull out their pubes one by one with needle nose pliers.

 

[Nick_Johnston28]

Famine, sorry for the incoveniece, ny aol has been hacked into (for about the 100th time) and havnt had acess to email or check my emils since about march or april. I also advise nobody read email from nickj28racing@aol.com as it could contain a virus.

 

[Joey]

It makes you want to pull out their pubes one by one with needle nose pliers.

It, um..does?
This is one excellent reason to keep multiple addresses, each with its own level of revealability.

 

[Curveball]

I hate those "Bill Gates is sharing his fortune!" emails, claiming that you will get $400 for every person you forward the email to.

 

[2ez2KiLL]

I got one about a little girl who was dead and if you didnt send the chain letter to 5 people or she would stand by you and haunt you when you fall asleep. That was the only time I followed with a chain letter

 

[Cap'n Jack]

I also hate them, I always know who sends them so I always delete their emails.

 

[Nick_Johnston28]

I hate chain mail, i really do.

 

[AP1]

Who actually believes in chain letters?

 

[Famine]

The same people who believe in pyramid schemes, Ouija boards and that herbal tablets will make your willy grow.

 

[911_Carrera]

The same people who believe in pyramid schemes, Ouija boards and that herbal tablets will make your willy grow.

You mean, they don't work?

With chain letters, if someone sends them to me, expect it back 100 times. 👍