I just had a strange phone call.

[DQuaN]

Right, some of you know, some of you do not. My (now) ex girlfriend has gone travelling around the world. I still stay on good terms with her family and get on very well with them. Having had 4 hours sleep and feeling completely wasted, her mum gave me a call this morning. She is going to meet my ex in Bali next week and wants her husband to go with. The thing is my ex has a brother who is 18 and is a right tearaway. Drugs, drinking, the usual rebellion type stuff. They dont want him alone in the house so they have asked me to house sit and look over him!!!! This is THE most amazing house, its ******** HUGE! sky in every room, en suite bathrooms, every tv is bang and olufssen and follows you round the room! I got lost when i first went there!

An even bigger bonus is the house is 15 mins from work (mine is 45mins). She said she will pay me (which i will not take) and insure me on one of the Mercedes!!!!! But not the CL500

Long story short, i have control of a mansion for 2 weeks!!!

 

[G.T]

Lucky you.

But I don't like the idea of looking after someone like that, personally, but I guess it's what you have to do. 👍

 

[Omnis]

The hell did you dump her for!

 

[Diego440]

Hmmm... why don't I get phone calls like that?

Oh, I know, because I'm a jerk.

Anyhow, that's great Dunc. Good to see your ex-gf's family still regards you as future material, once your gf gets back from deep in the Asian jungle or wherever it is she went to.

 

[daan]

They're trusting you with that???

 

[Omnis]

They're trusting you with that???

Yeah, and make sure you hold tons of sexy parties.

 

[Magikrio]

Wow man, thats really lucky of you. I wish something like that happened to me.

 

[amp88]

Right, so when are you hosting the first of the GTP get-together parties?

Lucky you though, sounds like a decent deal

 

[DQuaN]

The hell did you dump her for!

Other way round.

Right, so when are you hosting the first of the GTP get-together parties?

Hmmmmmm!!! 💡

 

[donbenni]

Yeah, and make sure you hold tons of sexy parties.

Dunc, you lucky mucka. I'm officially jealous.

 

[Blake]

I hope the brother isn’t too much of a handful—what happens if he gets into some trouble while you’re responsible?

 

[Jay]

That great, make sure you pick up plenty of nice girls for your sexy party. I'm sure your ex would be happy to hear .

 

[G.T]

I hope the brother isn’t too much of a handful—what happens if he gets into some trouble while you’re responsible?

He gets to go out drinking with him.

j/k

 

[Omnis]

Other way round.

Man, that sucks. If her parents loved you, she's dumb.

 

[Taurine]

Dunc, you lucky mucka. I'm officially jealous.

Thats the first thing that came to mind when I saw those words..

 

[DQuaN]

I hope the brother isn’t too much of a handful—what happens if he gets into some trouble while you’re responsible?

Then Dunc will get angry!

 

[Gen.]

Oh my god!

An explosion of beer!

 

[DQuaN]

Apparently he has some big friends. But my friends are bigger.

If needs be, I can call on some nutters to come down and keep the peace. Shame its a 40min drive from my area though!

 

[Gen.]

If he's a happy slapper, slap him one for me.

He sounds like the type.

 

[ExigeEvan]

He's still doin the rebellion stuff at 18? Leg-end.

But you're even more of one Dunc, seems you've managed to charm your ex's mother you dirty son of a gun.

Gotta get us a video tour of the house

 

[Dave A]

You should meet my brother, he's still doing it at 25.

 

[Blake]

You should meet my brother, he's still doing it at 25.

What? His ex’s mother?

 

[Dave A]

No, the rebelious thing, I have no idea nor interest in finding out if there's ever been anything between him and any of his ex's mother's .

 

[ExigeEvan]

You should meet my brother, he's still doing it at 25.

When you described your brother before he seemed more of a psychopath.

[EDIT] Though I suppose it's all about who says it.

 

[Dave A]

Yeah, he is a bit of a head case.

 

[ImprezaAddict]

OMFG so envious of you

 

[DQuaN]

If he's a happy slapper, slap him one for me.

He sounds like the type.

Not at all. He is just a normal teenager, his older brother and sister (ex) are studying law so he seems to be the runt of the litter. He just hangs out with the wrong crowd really. He is a top bloke.


*edit*
Blake.... ROFL!!!!!

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

PARTY AT DUNC'S EX'S OLD LADIES HOUSE! DRUNK WHITE GIRLS FOR EVERYBODY!!!

Thats too sweet of a deal, and with the Mercedes thrown in, it makes it unbelievable. My gf's parents are pretty loaded as well, too bad they won't even let me have a glass in my hand outside of the kitchen, let alone house sit for them while they're away.

 

[F1GTR]

A mansion and a Merc for 2 weeks eh? Sweet deal!

 

[Dropout.]

no prob dude, you get to drive around in a merc and live in a bigass house for a while, not many guys can say they broke up with a chick and got to look after her parents house for 2 weeks.