I just had a strange phone call.

[Ev0]

Well that's a rather nice turn of events for you! What type of Merc is it that you get to use?

 

[DQuaN]

Well that's a rather nice turn of events for you! What type of Merc is it that you get to use?

It's a new C180 I think. Not the best merc, but it has all the leather seats, sat nav, etc. I'll try and take pics.

 

[Poverty]

Just take him to the local brass house to keep him out of trouble. Or take the money therye giving you for in-house visits.

 

[Dropout.]

personally i'd take the money and use it on a length of nylon rope just to keep him secured while i flick through all the channels on the tv.

but that's just me.

 

[Carl.]

You lucky bastard. Does that include the platinum card too, just in case of an emergency?

Got any room for your Renault teammate in there?

 

[Zrow]

I'm sure he's not that bad of a kid - drugs and alcohol doesn't necessarily mean a complete troublemaker. My stoner friends are the most easy-going people I know.

 

[ExigeEvan]

I'm sure he's not that bad of a kid - drugs and alcohol doesn't necessarily mean a complete trouble-maker. My stoner friends are the most easy-going people I know.

On the other hand most other drug users are desperate for their next fix, leading them to do stupid things.

Lets make this the "how to control a 18yr old 'rebel' thread.

From experience with my younger brother (He's only 8) my prefered for of restraint involves something to tie them up with and usually chuck a sheet over their head aswell.

Oh and the bital part, threaten their most prized possession. Personally I choose my brothers PS2 'smackdown' games. Though if he's 18 perhaps you could take all the wheels off his car while he's sleeping if he pisses you off.

 

[Poverty]

An 18yr old will near enough do what he wants when he wants. there wont be any physical restraining done with this kid.

 

[Omnis]

Don't catch the AIDS needles either.

 

[FastEddie12]

I'm sure he's not that bad of a kid - drugs and alcohol doesn't necessarily mean a complete troublemaker. My stoner friends are the most easy-going people I know.

Don't do drugs, drugs are baaaad...

 

[McLaren]

They're trusting you with that???

Nice one daan!
Let's hope this time he doesn't get lost.

 

[DQuaN]

I'm sure he's not that bad of a kid - drugs and alcohol doesn't necessarily mean a complete troublemaker. My stoner friends are the most easy-going people I know.

Quite true. I have done almost every drug there is (apart from heroin). He is like a mini me, he reminds me alot of myself at that age (although i didn't shag 40 yr old porn stars! but thats another story!).

He REALLY isn't a bad kid. We get on really well. I'm looking forward to the two weeks we will be living together cos i'm sure i can pass on some good advice. I have lots of experience to talk to him about.

Peace all. I'm going to sleepy byes. (too much to drink )

 

[Lee]

Now Dunc, all you need to do is rumage through their bills, get some photos and commint identity theft, you'll be set for life mate. 👍

 

[Zrow]

(although i didn't shag 40 yr old porn stars! but thats another story!).

 

[DQuaN]

Yup. The boy is sick!!

 

[Carl.]

He did caught something?

 

[GT4_Rule]

I would gladly look after some alcoholic 18 year old if that means they will let me control the mansion and MB for 2 weeks! You are one lucky bastard, dude!!!!

 

[HondaRacer]

Heh. I wanna hear the 40 year old pornstar story!!!

And it sounds like you got a nice little setup there man. Way to go 👍

 

[Small_Fryz]

Nice going dunc!, hope you dont have any trouble with the 18yr old.

Have fun mate 👍

 

[DQuaN]

Heh. I wanna hear the 40 year old pornstar story!!!

And it sounds like you got a nice little setup there man. Way to go 👍

I think she did photos, not movies. She used to be a neighbour and seduced him about a year ago. Not that he minded!!!

 

[Diego440]

You could always slip him some Valium and tell him it's ecstacy... works like a charm every time

 

[DQuaN]

Well. Nats parents took me out for a few drinks and a slap up meal last night. We had a long chat about it all and it should be good fun. They will actually be gone for nearly 3 weeks.

I go round on Sunday afternoon.

 

[ferrari_chris]

What's the deal with food etc.? Did they leave you a wad of the folding stuff to cover groceries, fuel and 'emergencies'?

 

[DQuaN]

What's the deal with food etc.? Did they leave you a wad of the folding stuff to cover groceries, fuel and 'emergencies'?

They are gonna do a big shop before they go, and leave me some money. I was reluctant to take it, but i will need to do food shopping and the Merc will need Petrol!

I can pay for these things by myself, but they insisted. And they are stinking rich so....


Thanks Fler. 👍



*edit*
Just looked this up on google. This is pretty much identical to what i'll be drving.

 

[Gen.]

Ok guys, I think we should leave it as it is.

And start moving in with Dunc.

 

[Sting]

Meh, he's only in London, I should go down there and challenge him to real life Gran Turismo in the Mercs

 

[DQuaN]

I'll actually be in Beaconsfiled which is just outside London.

 

[HondaRacer]

I think she did photos, not movies. She used to be a neighbour and seduced him about a year ago. Not that he minded!!!

LOL!!! That's hilarious.

 

[Keef]

It is pretty cool. I think you and your girlfriend/wife/"friend" should put the house to "good use". Know what I mean? Just think about it--the nice leather in the back of those Benzes that are easily cleaned, the luxurious furniture in the house, the suprememly comfortable master suite, the gorgeous granite counter tops in the bathrooms, the son's room... I'd do it.

 

[DQuaN]

Ummm incase you missed most of the thread, I don't have a girl at the moment.

We broke up when she went travelling around the world. It's her parents house that i will be looking after. I'm not gonna disrespect my ex or her parents by getting jiggy around their house and in their car!!!!