I was challenged :)

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Yesterday I was chating with some friends in mIRC and one poser started shouting that his bmw can beat anybody anywhere and anything. His drives a riced-out ugly BMW 325 2.5 automatic (I will post some pics) :) So I started argueing with him and eventualy I suggested to race. He asked what ride do I own .I just said 2.0 mitsu lancer :) He said like "wtf? I'm going to eat your ****y car for dinner!" So I gave him my phone number and as soon as he comes back from USA we will race... BTW I'm driving a 2001 Mitsubishi Lancer EVO VI TME (red,stripes) with some little mods like : Buddy Club Racing Spec III exhaust system,
Apex'i Power Intake, HKS Super Sequential Blow Off Valve, Apex'i
AVC Type R boost controller, Apex'i Super AFCII, Greddy Turbo timer, Apex'i asm rev/speed meter, A'pexi 60mm boost gauge... Got some future plans, though:) Anyways look at that ricer and his car and tell me your opinion.. Maybe you already had that sort of situation ? What do you think about my chances to win ? :D :mischievous:
Heres the first pic of his car (and himself) :
 

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He ruined a perfectly good BMW. Odds are you will win, but Id rather drive a BMW than a Mitsu for everyday. BUT NOT THAT ONE! Thats just disgusting. Very poor taste in tuning. I hope you destroy that guy so that he has to sell that fuken ugly body kit to put a manual tranny, and upgrade the engine.
 
The last one. BTW I'll hopefully post the pics of my ride next week. Now I'm fixing the front lip (DAMN that left hand corner....:banghead: )
 

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Originally posted by T13R
He ruined a perfectly good BMW. Odds are you will win, but Id rather drive a BMW than a Mitsu for everyday. BUT NOT THAT ONE! Thats just disgusting. Very poor taste in tuning. I hope you destroy that guy so that he has to sell that fuken ugly body kit to put a manual tranny, and upgrade the engine.
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He says that hes got some mods under the hood but from what I've read nothing special . :)
 
Originally posted by Super-Supra
I like his Tail Lights. But Rest Of It :yuck: Could you post some pictures of your ride :)
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I'll take and post some pics of my ride next week 'couse now I'm fixing my front lip. Hit the pavement when I tried to go through one corner too fast :rolleyes: :D
 
Jesus Christ that thing looks ****ing hideous!:scared:

Before you race tell him that if you win you get to take a crap on his hood afterwards. Then, after you beat him, do me a favor, and take the world's largest **** on that fugly thing.:yuck:
 
Ugh!
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That thing is horrible!! It looks like it has an extra 500 lbs. of bondo on it! Do us a favor & drive him into a telephone pole! Take that poor Beemer out of it's misery. What did he paint it with? Krylon?
 
I once knew of a Miata that would have the power and speed to make that guy eat all the money he stuffed into that BMW. That is a SIN to turn a perfectly well engineered German car into a wanna be Japanesse import. I pity the boy's soul. I truly do. I wonder what Bravarian would think of that crap pile of wasted money???

plus, not to offend anyone who is, but he looks kinda like he sips from the opposite side of the straw!?!?!?! :lol:
 
That guy has no taste whatsoeverrr!

I'm looking forward to hearing how it went, and also to some pictures of your car! I hear T.M.E.'s are lovely this time of year. :D
 
What kind of race tho? Straight line, quarter mile type, or around a few corners. I know you will have no problems winning in either circumstances but Im just curious. By the way, you said u scraped the front by hitting the pavement in a corner?! How low is your car man! Or do you mean you touched a sidewalk.
 
Originally posted by XenoN
He says that hes got some mods under the hood but from what I've read nothing special . :)
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Only thing you should worry about is if he changed the manifold for a less restrictive one( BMW chokes their cars down big time ), and if he added a supercharger. But since he has an AUTO tranny, I really doubt he would do those things. Looks more like a show car ( the ugliest showcar ever and yea, a disgrace to Bavaria like someone mentioned ) and you should beat the **** out of that guy. He looks like he is 18 years old....
 
I'm suprised he doesn't have one of those huge wings on the back of it. :rolleyes:
The rims are cool though, they look like a set of OZ's available in GT 3.
 
That Bimmer is one of the ugliest Civics I've seen in a while.
The 3-Series BMW, with the notable exception of the various M-3's, hasn't been a performance car since the old 320i, back in the late 70's-early 80's.
It's a mini luxo-tourer. The Evo will eat him alive.
 
Originally posted by Josh
Are you sure? That non-functional hood scoop loots pretty mean d00d!:odd:


A-hem. Sorry.
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Don't forget those dual tipped, dual exhaust he has, with those Air dams to cool the brakes after he goes tight into a turn. . . and that Atrocious Front Air Dam that is suppose to eat asphalt as he tries to drift it around a turn using the sidewalk as a rail. . . And to top it all off with performance that front german fake lincense plate that looks like a sticker will give it over 30 hp in one shot. . . I dunno if that Evo can stand up to that!?!?!?! :scared:

ps: I love the way that front bumper lines up with the rest of the car so wonderfully :lol:

another ps: you sure it is not a kit put over a civic?

another god darn ps: here is a good performance place for BMW,
www.bmpdesigns.com the website is sketchy, but the products are awesome on BMWs
 
my god. he should be impaled for doing that... no, wait... thats not even worth it. just laugh in his face and walk away. I really dont give a **** about the dude, but, oh, poor car. poor poor car, what has that monster done to you? >.<

Cano

beat him in the race, then beat him in the fekken face, then kik his car so the body kit will fall.
 
poor car???? poor car? That car shot itself and ended its life before it left the garage that had the balls to do that. poor car. That car's soul re-emerged in a M3 by now. :lol: :D
 
Oh...My...God...

He ruined a ****ing BMW...:eek: I hope you absolutely smash him...that bodykit, exhaust tips, lights, non-functional hood scoop, all look like ****...

You drive a TME Evo VI??? :eek: You are pretty lucky. ;)
 
Okay. First of all, he must have been nuts to do that to his BMW. He probably lost his nuts when he made this decision [I hope].

Why would he do that to a BMW? He wastes more money on making it look like a big fat ugly monster than really buying a good stock sports car. I bet that with the money he spent on the mods and the car, he could of bought a 350Z tricked out.

XenoN, kik his hiney when you see him :)
 
Originally posted by T13R
What kind of race tho? Straight line, quarter mile type, or around a few corners. I know you will have no problems winning in either circumstances but Im just curious. By the way, you said u scraped the front by hitting the pavement in a corner?! How low is your car man! Or do you mean you touched a sidewalk.
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Whatever he will suggest :)
Sorry for my bad English. I guess I meant the sidewalk. I was trying to go through that corner as fast as possible but it was a little too fast and I loosed the control of the car. Fortunately I only jumped on the sidewalk scrapping my front lip. :)

Originally posted by T13R
Odds are you will win, but Id rather drive a BMW than a Mitsu for everyday
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My Mistsu is not daily driven I take it out only sometimes in the evenings and weekends. I have other cars to go to work :)

Also I want to say that when I was talking to that guy I asked what does he think about his car exterior and so on... He just said "My car is PERFECT" :lol: :D Poor guy...
 

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