I was challenged :)

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bwahahahahahahahaha.

make sure he doesn't try to run u off the road though.

personally i wouldn't even race him, he looks like a homo and he owns one of the worst e36's i've ever seen. it looks more like a civic than a riced out civic does! :D

he says he's modded the engine right? well judging by his knowledge of external car components he probably replaced the cylinders with polystyrene ones and replaced his exhaust with a plastic one.
 
Originally posted by XenoN
Whatever he will suggest :)
Sorry for my bad English. I guess I meant the sidewalk. I was trying to go through that corner as fast as possible but it was a little too fast and I loosed the control of the car. Fortunately I only jumped on the sidewalk scrapping my front lip. :)

Also I want to say that when I was talking to that guy I asked what does he think about his car exterior and so on... He just said "My car is PERFECT" :lol: :D Poor guy...
well in england we call the 'sidewalk' the pavement, and the road is called the road/tarmac/asphalt, the word sidewalk isn't used :D
 
Originally posted by XenoN
Whatever he will suggest :)
Sorry for my bad English. I guess I meant the sidewalk. I was trying to go through that corner as fast as possible but it was a little too fast and I loosed the control of the car. Fortunately I only jumped on the sidewalk scrapping my front lip. :)

Also I want to say that when I was talking to that guy I asked what does he think about his car exterior and so on... He just said "My car is PERFECT" :lol: :D Poor guy...
LOL, his car looks PERFECTLY like ****. I am a huge BMW fanatic, but I wish I could see that car and destroy that pos body kit. Im pretty sure I can kick his ass in my dad's stock 328i. Just added a KN filter but nothing else. And its MANUAL!! Who races an automatic on the streets :rolleyes:

Man, sux that u hit the sidewall. I was going fast trying to take a curve once and i underestimated the turning capabilities of the car and scratched both the front right, and and rear right mags on the sidewalk ( This was a right turn, so go figure..). Was so pissed off but it was too late. Got the mags repaired and atleast I know I can take that corner at much much higher speed now...:mischievous:
 
That is one of the worst BMWs I've seen in my whole 14 years living on planet Earth, on the Milky Way galaxy. He's nuts. That car is effectively a piece of trash, I mean, look at it! He's ruined a perfectly beautiful piece of German automotive technology!

You know, that car reminds me of a bad photochop.
Seriously speaking, I did thought that fugly BMW was a photochop. Turned out it wasn't a photochop.

*whips out a Spaz shotgun*
 
Originally posted by Larzzon
I`m probably gonna get flamed now,but this is a really cool car!
to be honest it wouldn't look half as bad if he hadn't started off with a great car to begin with. if it was just some brand new Japanese creation, fair enough. but he started off with the glorious e36... now that makes it a sin! :D
 
I coult beat him on a Moped. He can watch me do this while Im in front of him
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Originally posted by miata13B
plus, not to offend anyone who is, but he looks kinda like he sips from the opposite side of the straw!?!?!?! :lol:

I thought exactly the same thing, but didn't dare post it. He certainly looks like he's in (or wants to be in) a Boy Band, which is as close as you can get.

And XenoN - I agree with Nightmage. Your English is just fine - it's the Americans who can't speak it... :D

*runs away*
 
Originally posted by Famine
And XenoN - I agree with Nightmage. Your English is just fine - it's the Americans who can't speak it... :D
*runs away*
That is right, run away Vat. . .
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Originally posted by XenoN
Yesterday I was chating with some friends in mIRC and one poser started shouting that his bmw can beat anybody anywhere and anything. His drives a riced-out ugly BMW 325 2.5 automatic (I will post some pics) :) So I started argueing with him and eventualy I suggested to race. He asked what ride do I own .I just said 2.0 mitsu lancer :) He said like "wtf? I'm going to eat your ****y car for dinner!" So I gave him my phone number and as soon as he comes back from USA we will race... BTW I'm driving a 2001 Mitsubishi Lancer EVO VI TME (red,stripes) with some little mods like : Buddy Club Racing Spec III exhaust system,
Apex'i Power Intake, HKS Super Sequential Blow Off Valve, Apex'i
AVC Type R boost controller, Apex'i Super AFCII, Greddy Turbo timer, Apex'i asm rev/speed meter, A'pexi 60mm boost gauge... Got some future plans, though:) Anyways look at that ricer and his car and tell me your opinion.. Maybe you already had that sort of situation ? What do you think about my chances to win ? :D :mischievous:
Heres the first pic of his car (and himself) :

I think I'm gonna be sick..why would somebody do that to a poor BMW..it's just not fair :(
 
first........ gil, what was so great about the 320i? i disagree with you about the 3-series.

second, who the **** cares about this ****? i now stop by gtp a few times a week to bother reading stupid threads like this. im sure you are some 14 year old kid that gets off by getting your ego big by talking up yourself about a car you dont own, to some ricers online. street racing is retarded. it doesnt matter if your **** is rice or not.
 
first: be carefull if this guy have the money to make all that ugly (but expensive) convertion to the bmw,he must put something realy good under the hood.

2cond: check if this car have a few botles of n.o.s

and last if he have n.o.s don't worry if he's so stupid for did that to the car, he's more than stupid and may be will blow the engine trying to beat you.

good luck.
 
Originally posted by advanR
first........ gil, what was so great about the 320i? i disagree with you about the 3-series.

The 320i (early versions) still had the 2.0 liter motor in them and they were true "pocket rockets". I used to think they were just "rich boy" cars...'til I rode in one.
Once BMW started putting the 1.8 in the 320i, it lost my interest.
It only took them two year to finally rename the beast 318i.
I suppose the 325 and 330 are okay. But until the E36, The 3-series just don't trip my trigger (except the "M's")
 
Originally posted by advanR
first........ gil, what was so great about the 320i? i disagree with you about the 3-series.

second, who the **** cares about this ****? i now stop by gtp a few times a week to bother reading stupid threads like this. im sure you are some 14 year old kid that gets off by getting your ego big by talking up yourself about a car you dont own, to some ricers online. street racing is retarded. it doesnt matter if your **** is rice or not.

Calm down man.... :rolleyes: I'm not 14 year old kid and I said I will post the pics of my ride next week (you need some proof?). Who said that I'm going to streetrace? We have tracks here in Lithuania... Why are you such a hater? :odd:
 
Someone notify the Starship Enterprice, they're missing a shuttle...


He probably wont be going any faster then 60Mph... Any faster and that ugly bold on crap is going to fall off :D
 
Originally posted by Gil
The 320i (early versions) still had the 2.0 liter motor in them and they were true "pocket rockets". I used to think they were just "rich boy" cars...'til I rode in one.
Once BMW started putting the 1.8 in the 320i, it lost my interest.
It only took them two year to finally rename the beast 318i.
I suppose the 325 and 330 are okay. But until the E36, The 3-series just don't trip my trigger (except the "M's")

the e21 chassis 3?

the e30 chassis had the 325, m3, and later the 318. the 325is was pretty badass, the 2.5 6 made 170hp i think. the 318 was only made way later, from 90-on i think. It wasnt too bad in itslef either, for an econo car.

as some people know, i love the e30 bimmers. imo, the e36s were the bloated "semi-sporty luxo sedans".

i know some guys with 325is's, i own an m3, and a friend just finished putting an e36 m3 motor into an e30 325. actually havent ridden in it yet, but he says it is insane in any gear, i believe him. power:weight ratio is something like 290:2400. awesome cars.

oh yea xenon, really make sure you look for those double nos bottles!!!
 
Your Mitz EVO VI should have no trouble eating it for lunch and spitting it out. Your car based on just freeing up the exhaust and intake @ 1 bar of boost should be making over 300hp easy. Your car would weigh in at around 1350kgs. About the only trouble you may have is if you decided to go from a rolling start of around 100kmh. your gearing will let you down as the EVO's would top out around 225ish. I've raced quite a few evo's in my GTR and most would hange right there until I got into mid 3rd gear then the lead would start to build. Get into 4th and 5th and it was all over but the crying. The beamer may have longer lags than your EVO so keep that in mind. Even a rolling start of say 40k's you should wipe the road with him and laugh all the way. If by chance he's dropped an M3 motor in there it could be a different story on a rolling start though. From a standing start you would still walk all over him up to about the 185k range before his gearing starts to own yours.
 
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