If you were a Porn Star, what would your name be?

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I was at a party a few days ago, and we were having fun with what our names would be if we were Porn Stars.

The method to figure out your porn name is this. Take your real middle name, and use it for your first name. Next, take the very first street you lived on, and use that as your last name. If you lived on Norht 4th Street, you can use Four, Fore, North or make up something similar.

My name would be John Spruce. Cool name! 👍
 
Slow, Deep and Harder then you!
 
Boom. Interesting middle name. :odd:
 
I'd heard to use the name of your first pet and the street where you grew up, which would make me - unbelievably - Woody Wellington.

Bloody awful!
 
Originally posted by Solid Lifters
Boom. Interesting middle name. :odd:
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Sorry about that. According to your method...

William Mercury

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That method you described is also used to derive "acting names" "pen names" and many other "names". Personally, by that method, my "name" is Paul Westman...
 
Alexander Clearview.

Can be kind of perverted if you thought about it hard enough.
 
Originally posted by Jpec07
That method you described is also used to derive "acting names" "pen names" and many other "names". Personally, by that method, my "name" is Paul Westman...
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"Are" you "sure"?
 
Weston Hill, or my other middle name, Luther Hill

I prefer "Max Hill"

AO
 
Charles South, damn i liked Sexy Squid too.
 
George Circle. *lame*
George Fieldstone. *also lame*
George Country. *supa lame*

Man, I guess my name ain't good for porn, oh well. There's always the profession of Water Polo. :D
 
Paul Long. Awesome.
 
In the game Fallout 2, you can be a porn star at Reno, so I choose the name Ronny Rectum for my dude.

But if i use the pet/street thingy, them im Alvin Piper.:cool:
 
Well the streets I have lived on have all been numbers so i'll just make up my own name.

Tater Nuts.

Yep.
 
charlotte sjuknesstranda........ doesnt sount too sexy... lol

charlotte thirtyseven then.... :P
 
Hanif Smiling Wood...

I'd prefer Smiling Wood :D
how about Sugar Grove? GuildWood? Credit Point :D...

nah, I'd be The eMad Hatter
 
Butch West would be mine with the Pet/Street combo.:lol:
 
with Famine's Metohd, Id be Cofee Colin :irked: but Id prefer something like splatman :crazy:

Cano
 
Max Hammer - It's already in use by someone on TW04 online,.. but, ironically, the first time I saw it, I thought,.. hmm,. great porn star name, lol.
 
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