If you were a Porn Star, what would your name be?

[VIPFREAK]

seymore driver? or spanky? or VipFREAK?

Nick

 

[Ev0]

Using the method with middle name and street I'd be Jonothan Confederation
I'd nominate that for crappiest porn star name in the universe

 

[911_Carrera]

David Birch.........yay come get me.
David Grove........ even better...not.

 

[87lotus12]

Hammer Head would be my name.....

 

[Mopar Muscle]

David Kiowa <-- Sounds like a Pornstar!

 

[Strangester]

with the middle name\street combo...Gregary Central
with the pet/mothers maiden name combo i'd be either Toons Moore...or Cat Moore (we have a cat named Kita which is greek for cat...) or i'd be Kita Moore...
with the pet/street name...i'd be Toons Central./..or Cat Central...or Kita Central

 

[Strangester]

Originally posted by Ev0
Using the method with middle name and street I'd be Jonothan Confederation
I'd nominate that for crappiest porn star name in the universe

sounds like a super hero
I can see the headlines now...
"JOHNNY CONFEDERTION SAVES THOUSANDS,...."

 

[a917fan]

If I was going to choose a porn name why in the hell would I use that rediculous method. I would just make one up, like Big Dick Gozinya or Peter Fitzgudintite.

 

[Crayola]

Originally posted by Solid Lifters
I was at a party a few days ago, and we were having fun with what our names would be if we were Porn Stars.

The method to figure out your porn name is this. Take your real middle name, and use it for your first name. Next, take the very first street you lived on, and use that as your last name. If you lived on Norht 4th Street, you can use Four, Fore, North or make up something similar.

My name would be John Spruce. Cool name! 👍

Mine is Johny Chelmsford, me likes.

 

[Acid X]

Using the first guys method, and since i can't remember my first street, i'll use my current.

Thomas Fenimore.

Sounds like a rich dude. Hm.

 

[kirkis9]

dirk diggler,

its also the name when roaming the streets.

 

[a917fan]

Here's another one: Phil McCracken

 

[Mr P510]

Vernon Zapper!!!!!

 

[kirkis9]

chris charming

 

[Talentless]

 

[TSi_Shiftz]

Bo Cherokee
or
Duke Elm

 

[sliderulz]

James Beale or Max Schofield

 

[oosacker]

David Longie.

 

[sliderulz]

 

[terminator363]

Lol I love looking at these old threads!

 

[Joel]

Christopher Calvert.


Or, first pet and mom's maiden name = Luke Saulnier.

 

[TB]

Lol I love looking at these old threads!

Looking is one thing but reviving without adding anything is pointless.

 

[Paulie]

My thoughts on this thread:

Damn I've been waiting to use that picture.

 

[Pyle_PMG]

Benjiman Thirteen. The thirteen stands for inches

 

[Wiegert]

Anthony Hafren.

 

[Minty]

Mine would be Danial Warf.
I could be in one of those Star Trek themed pornos as a Klingon.(Star trek joke)

I feel sorry for anyone who lives on Schatt Landing, yes, that's a real place right near me. Coincidently, there is a Bonner Lane just a few streets down, so that would be appropriate for a porno.

Don't believe me? Here's proof:

Yes, I know I'm immature, no need to point that out.


EDIT: This was one hell of an old thread. 6 years between posts...is that some kind of record?

 

[Type S Tony]

Bang Bang Tony over here!

 

[Dan_]

This is a bit pointless, but I must post how I would be called....

Roberto Bafile, around here sounds lame and common but in Slovenia or Sweden it would be awesome... wouldn't?

 

[WeinerSchnitzel]

Angel Monte Claro.

 

[Northstar]

Studly Tom Dynamite

Or STD for short.