If you were a Porn Star, what would your name be?

[ranhammerR34]

Woods Washington. That is all. 👍

 

[socomplayer2]

Robert Ross... I can see that as a good 70's porn name.

 

[Muzaffar]

Say what...?
No, I will never be a porn start and no I would not have a name for it! But if its a name that you want... Mumu or Muzzy would be fine.

 

[Spacegoat]

Robert Rosemount.

 

[Stavingo]

Splash.

 

[Paulie]

Fatty Fat Boom Boom seems like my most likely name.

 

[Rykon Zero]

Well, I'd naturally be Big McLargehuge, but going by these rules, I'd be...
Uno 160th.

 

[MadMike'86]

Mine would be Steven shelly....awesome

 

[HumanDestroyah]

Alan Rim.......

 

[Aldo]

Jay Bellsburn...
Comes from middle name of 'Jay' and the first street was Bells Burn Avenue.
Not fantastic tbh

 

[Azure Flare]

Big McLargehuge

This.

 

[Daniel]

This.

Although 'Race'emhard' would be good if you replaced 'Race' with something else

According to rules, I would be Joseph Albert

 

[jugglingj0hn]

I would be Christian Sunset 👎

But if I could choose, since I am kindof chubby and italian, I would make it "Meatball."

 

[DK]

Richard Eldergrove. 👎
Sounds like the name of a posh douchebag who friends rogue bankers on Facebook.

 

[Ram-Rod]

Ben Dover.

This hasn't been said yet?

 

[kikie]

kikie

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

Robert Highway 54...my finishing move can be "The long road home with snow warnings"

 

[astrosdude91]

Surge Inwood

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[GT_Prologue5]

Robert Highway 54...my finishing move can be "The long road home with snow warnings"

This is the first thing I saw when I logged on! Classic.

 

[itsbenjibrand]

Post of the year SRV!

 

[PeterJB]

James Jizzington.

 

[Robin]

Splash.

Sounds disturbing ...........

 

[Stavingo]

Maybe for the women it is.

 

[hellnback]

Maxwell Hung... (say the syllables slowly)

It's a lead character of an adult comic I've always wanted to do. He's Agent 69 and the pics always hint at his 'gift' trouser snake. He has an uncanny knack of making women do or say anything to help him (truthfully the volunteer the info freely). Of course with his good & innocent upbringing he is totally unaware...

 

[F1 fan]

Well I don't have a middle name. The first street I lived on was "glencoe road"...

Gonna go with Glen Coe.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Lance Hardwood.

 

[PeterJB]

If I went by the rules, it would be Jeremy Elley. Not as fun as John Jizzington.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Okay, let's be careful here ladies and gentlemen. Sexual innuendo is a given considering the threat title, but at the same time, some of these posts are straying into territory that might be considered in violation of the AUP. I don't want to have to shut this down - at least not before someone gets my "Lance Hardwood" reference.

 

[F1 fan]

Okay, let's be careful here ladies and gentlemen. Sexual innuendo is a given considering the threat title, but at the same time, some of these posts are straying into territory that might be considered in violation of the AUP. I don't want to have to shut this down - at least not before someone gets my "Lance Hardwood" reference.

Ted Mosby Sex Architect? Had to google it as it was at the back of my brain. I have actually seen the episode a few times so it wasn't absolute cheating... Just slight cheating...

Damn, now I have the Barney Stinson video resume song stuck in my head. Youtube here I come.

FYI, if I was to calculate my "porn star name" using first pet's name and Mother's maiden name, I would be "Arnold Ross"...

Think I'll stick with Glen Coe... Implies something big (sorry ludes).

 

[Blitz187]

Well with the method of the OP I'd just be called:

Bardmoor

I have no middle name...

Otherwise I think Balls McGee would a good one...