If you were a Porn Star, what would your name be?

[Ken]

Rei Aspen

If you ever become a porn star, you can rename me Immate No. 7619450

 

[Spitty]

Hans Wurst.

 

[Jet Badger]

First pet's name + street name, well...

Panther Architect.

I wouldn't be signing a lot of contracts.

 

[ShiftingGears]

Julius Pleaser

 

[GTboyz]

Richard dangling

 

[stiggygonzalez]

Arsene Wenger

 

[turbolefty78]

First pet's name + street name, well...

Panther Architect.

I wouldn't be signing a lot of contracts.

Where did you come up with first pet's name? It's supposed to be your middle name then the very first street you lived on. See the OP, and this:

"The method to figure out your porn name is this. Take your real middle name, and use it for your first name. Next, take the very first street you lived on, and use that as your last name. If you lived on Norht 4th Street, you can use Four, Fore, North or make up something similar."

 

[Jet Badger]

Where did you come up with first pet's name? It's supposed to be your middle name then the very first street you lived on. See the OP, and this:

"The method to figure out your porn name is this. Take your real middle name, and use it for your first name. Next, take the very first street you lived on, and use that as your last name. If you lived on Norht 4th Street, you can use Four, Fore, North or make up something similar."

I don't have a middle name.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

I've heard this before and it was pet names, but yeh it's middle name in the OP

Eddie Nettleton or Kitty Nettleton depending what mood I'm in

 

[nick98]

OK... Middle name + name of the street you live in... Nick Carnera. WTF.

 

[Adamgp]

Alexander Imperial.

 

[Bo]

Bo Grove.

 

[DRIFT3R_X7]

Scott Primrose =\

 

[Roger the Horse]

Middle name: Satan

First road I lived on: Cranberry

Satan Cranberry

 

[AbsoluteBarstool]

Leigh Pooltail. EDIT: also known as Christopher Pooltail...

 

[Vic Reign93]

Well lucky me I get two choices due to two middle names.

Neil Allwood or Edward Allwood.

 

[pokemonfan58]

Yolo Holo 420 Swag. Oh wait that would sound stupid.
Name myself after my favorite Pokemon?

 

[CinnamonOD]

"...Legend says people used to read the OP..."

 

[TB]

Name myself after my favorite Pokemon?

Because that would be so much better.

 

[Ridox2JZGTE]

Tom Crooze

 

[Doodle]

Scott Hollowstone.

Could've been worse I guess.

 

[Jahgee]

Thaao Main

I can hear the porn companies lining up

 

[ONevermind]

Robin Spilliams

 

[MisterWhiskers]

 

[kikie]

Kikieeeeuuuhhh

 

[TenEightyOne]

Another "Porn Star Name" rule I saw years ago was the name of your first pet followed by the first word of the first street where you lived.

Mine was "Dandy Burnham", worked out quite well I thought

I can't do the OP, as it were, as I dropped my middle name on adoption because it was crap

EDIT: Porn-name-rule-tree'd by @Atomic Wedgie

 

[Liquid]

Another "Porn Star Name" rule I saw years ago was the name of your first pet followed by the first word of the first street where you lived.

Jason Mold.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Jason Mold.

Not sure it's a seller...

 

[PeterJB]

Lady Elley.

If you have a Downton Abbey fetish I'm your man...or woman.

 

[Luminis]

Another "Porn Star Name" rule I saw years ago was the name of your first pet followed by the first word of the first street where you lived.

Lacking a middle name, I'll have to go with this.

So, I'd be Higgins Dueppel! Dueppel (or Düppel) is German for chaff, as in chaff grenade