If you were a Porn Star, what would your name be?

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Damn, now I have the Barney Stinson video resume song stuck in my head.
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So do I. But I'm not complaining. Least of all because it pushed Mmm-Bop out of my head. Don't ask me how that got stuck there.

"Barney Stinson! Barney Stinson! That guy's awesome! Awesome! A-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-- awesome!"

Okay, back on topic.
 
Michael Logan...

Thats the first street name I remember...
 
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So do I. But I'm not complaining. Least of all because it pushed Mmm-Bop out of my head. Don't ask me how that got stuck there.

"Barney Stinson! Barney Stinson! That guy's awesome! Awesome! A-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-- awesome!"

Okay, back on topic.
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"All of Barney Stinson's former employers got together and recorded this song"


By the way, going by the middle name/street name formula, I know a girl who's pornstar name would be Gordon Hamilton... Her parent's had a bit of a sense of humour eh? She's actually really hot though, so she'd fit the bill.
 
I'm actually surprised no one actually posted this video yet, a lot of great names inside... especially the last one! :lol:

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Jasper Cornmill.

Very sexy.
 
Doing the dog/street version -

Raja Ukraine ;)
 
Doing the dog/street reference my name would be Elmo Thirteen (why do I have to live on the thirteenth concession?) I was born in London, and stayed there for 2 weeks, so I guess I could use that so... Elmo Baseline it is. Not too big of an impact, not too small, just average. Not meant to be interpreted as innuendo.
 
Using the rules I'd be James Meadowlane.

:lol: It doesn't even make sense.
 
Pr0n isn't supposed to make sense.
 
Hmmm
Ernesto Valencia!

or pet/street
Brittney Alvion!
 
Karim Legacy (Pronounce Karim like it has two E's where the I is.)

Best. Name. Ever.

....Somebody please dissuade me from quitting college and entering porn...

This is with middle name street
 
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The dog/street way gives me King Fiesta.
 
Dog/Street and I get Joey Green.
 
Dog/Street gives me Mutley Stenson. Can't see that being a hit somehow.
 
Dog/street gives me Mercedes Mutual.

Sound more like a high end hooker or bank than a porn star... :indiff:
 
Dog/street gives me Bozo Albert :cool:
 
Dog/Street = Weetbix Coleman.
Middle/Street = Michael Coleman.
Middle/Maiden = Michael Garner.

I think the first :)
 
Eastman Sandlewood. :odd:
 
George King or using Famines method: Bits Baker (Don't ask)
 
Dog/street method gives me Jaffa Sunnymead :odd:
 
By the thread rules, I get Miguel Barbosa.

Come to think of it, that name sounds quite familiar...
 
I've heard it being middle name and first pet name, so I asked a few friends, and one of them is "Harry Thunder" :lol:
 
David Beckley. WTF???
 
RUI
http://www.miguelbarbosa.com/


BTW, do you only have 3 names? :) Having 6(!) myself, I can only use the dog/street version so I'd be Johnny Central!
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Well, I actually have 4 names, but since the last two are surnames (3rd and last name are mother and father surnames, respectively, I used my 2nd (which will probably be the common known middle name) and the first name of my street. I knew Miguel Barbosa sounded familiar. :D

I can't do the dog/street version, since I no longer have a dog :(, but If I still had it, it would become something like Scot Barbosa or Scot du Bocage. The last one sounds kind of French.
 
That last one would work for anyone familiar with Bocage's life - and some of his more infamous poetry...
 
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