"Is your son a hacker?"

[Zrow]

Saw it a few years back, I was quite annoyed with it until I found that it was a joke.

 

[Squid]

Programs similar to the one they are discribing are not hacking, its more of cracking (Big difference if know know much about hacking/cracking)

 

[cm108kph]

This is inside my PC right now:

Now I guess I have to hAx0R you all.

 

[Pupik]

Sum0ne stloe my megahurtz.

 

[Acidman]

"If your son is reading hacker manual's, he may be a hacker."


Go fiqure.

 

[lancer Evo V]

Jpec7- You can "DOS" into peoples computers, well more like command prompt into peoples computers. We got the all the ip adresses of the computers in my buisness class and we use command prompt to chat with eachother. You couldnt do much damage with command prompt, but you can "DOS" into other computers.

 

[skylineGTR_guy]

Originally posted by lancer Evo V
Jpec7- You can "DOS" into peoples computers, well more like command prompt into peoples computers. We got the all the ip adresses of the computers in my buisness class and we use command prompt to chat with eachother. You couldnt do much damage with command prompt, but you can "DOS" into other computers.

By DOS they mean a Denial Of Service attack not MSDOS.

 

[240Z freak]

Heheh. "Neuromancer" rules.

 

[the_cobbinator]

Uh oh, I use Quake. Maybe I'm a hacker.

 

[GT3mich]

Here's another quote by the same author from a different story.
This is how urban legends start.

What would you say if I told you that the American government has permitted, even fostered, the construction of a mechanical device which claims the lives of over 40,000 healthy Americans each year? What if I told you that you have probably been coerced by society into using this device almost every day for your entire life? What if I told you this device was nothing less than the ordinary American motor car?

Lets see... Its winter where I live so I'm keeping my warm Auto. This Tool can walk in the snow.

 

[Mopar Muscle]

No, my son is not a hacker. In fact, I have no son.

 

[SupraFly]

so if i buy new stuff for my computer, dress in bright colors, die my hair bright, carry around raver stuff, soend more than 30 minutes on the computer, install "lunix", play quake, and buy an AMD processor, im a hacker? government better come get me now...

except the clothes part, the only thing i wear that isnt black is my work uniform.

-Vash

im such a hacker...the idiot that wrote that should be shot or something.

 

[Crayola]

Im in a **** load of trouble then:
I own an AMD
wear resonably bright clothes
Go to raves
Run linux
Play quake
and also have a sudden urge to change ISPs...

I ran a google search and found out this was actually i joke so the author cold laugh at everyone who believed him..., Some ********s however were like I thank you for helping me etc.

 

[Crayola]

Originally posted by cm108kph
This is inside my PC right now:

Now I guess I have to hAx0R you all.

HAHAHA I have a 2800+ running at 2.2ghz... Crayola, 1 - cm108kph, nil.
Sorry for double posting but it has been 3 hrs in between them.

 

[chris100575]

OMG I can't believe that there are people on here who thought that that was real!

 

[240Z freak]

Well, if you look at some of the insane stuff on the internet that's not a joke, can you really blame them?

 

[KosmikFool]

That was great.

 

[the_cobbinator]

It's funny, I showed this to a kid I know that really does hack computers. Let's just say he laughed...really, really hard.