So I went to Tennessee last week to drive the Dragon, eat BBQ, and drink beer, bourbon, moonshine and sweet tea. Here are some of the highlights:
I left last Tuesday to head to Cincinnati to spend the night since I'd worked a half day then took off. Before I got to the hotel though I stopped to see something I've always wanted too...Big Butter Jesus. Sure it's not the original but the buttery savior was rebuilt into a 52 ft statue of the late Jesus Christ with his hand spread out welcoming his children. I honestly love tacky religious things just because they are simultaneously offense, funny and awful at the same time.
After spending the night at an awful hotel in the worse state in the union, I drove the rest of the way to our cabin in Tellico Plains. The cabin was quaint and up a steep mountain road covered with fine soft gravel, just want every car one summer tires wants to see. Also there was no Internet or mobile signal for mile which made me twitch because I was disconnected from the world. The lady who owned the cabin though was one of the sweetest little old ladies I've ever met and ever baked us the best banana nut bread I've ever had in my entire life. She also called me "darling" which I thought was just fantastic.
But Wednesday not much happened since we were all pretty tired and it was raining. So we went into Knoxville expecting something but all we saw was a giant golden globe thing on a tower. If you've ever seen the Simpsons episode where Bart gets a fake ID, rents a car, and drives to Knoxville you get a pretty good idea what it's like. After that we went back to the cabin and drank until the wee hours of the morning while blasting Van Halen since the radio only picked up a station that was doing some tribute to them or something.
Thursday was Dragon day, but first we drove the Cherohala Skyway, which ended up putting us in some of the worse fog I've ever experienced before.
The was the view of my buddy's 330i for about a half hour, also notice how he's using his rear fog lamps correctly instead of riding around with them on during a clear night.
After we came out of the clouds we ended up on the Dragon where we made a two runs, had some BBQ and made one more run. By the time we'd done that our tires, transmissions, and bodies needed a bit of a break.
Killboy.com and US129Photos.com took some nice shots of my car too that I figured I'd get.
After the Dragon we went to Gatlinburg, which I happen to think is one of the worse places on the planet, but they had moonshine and I bought a couple jars of it so I was happy enough. Also we went to some brewery to have dinner and buy a couple of growlers to take back to the cabin with us.
Friday was sort of a chill day since none of us felt like doing much. I drove to some waterfall up in the mountains which was kind of cool and then spent the rest of the day destroying brisket, pork, and turkey at a couple of BBQ restaurants in the area. Later that day we went to Craighead Caverns that had a five acre lake 140ft underground. It was touristy, but it was still pretty neat and our tour guide was really cute. A buddy of mine tried to hit on her but a little 5 year old kid out gamed him and ended up walking the rest of the tour holding the guide's hand.
Saturday morning was a little slow because Friday night we drank a ton of moonshine and played "Cards Against Humanity", but that afternoon I took another rip down the Cherohala Skyway to the Dragon. Killboy was on the Skyway and got another snap of my car.
Along the way I stopped off at the Cheoah Dam, which was used in the Fugitive movie, and enjoyed the dam view of the dam water which was rushing through making a bunch of dam power. The dam fence kept me from getting close though because I suppose they were afraid of dam terrorist or something.
But I made it back to the Dragon for a couple of late afternoon goes, I did pop off at the Scenic Outlook to get some pictures though and rip on how much we hate fat guys on Harley's that think they can ride the center line on a blind corner with some cool Canadians in a pair of S2000's.
I then drove Route 28, known as the Moonshiners Run, to Fontana Dam, which is pretty impressive since it's a massive structure in the middle of no where. Drive 28 though allowed me to add to my sticker tower on the back of the car.
I ended up back at the cabin late and got some sleep before driving almost 11 hours to get back to Grand Rapids on Sunday. All-in-all it was a great trip and I can't wait to go back next year!