- 5,077
- Panama City, FL
I was going to go to the Rumble Strip with this, as it's just got too much "EEEEWWWWW!" in it, but since it's in the paper, I suppose it falls into Current Events.
Man's brother dies of a drug overdose, so the man brings his brother's dog home. What else can ya do, right?
Man's "roomie" takes a liking to the dog, so much so that the man fees a little pouty about it. So he smothers his roomie with a pillow.
A female roommate (apparently lives in a different room of the house) finds him after some 16 hours, lying on top of the body in bed. She calls the law. (Somebody in the house showing brains.)
Public defender wants his client evaluated, as "he doesn't seem normal." Dude should leave law practice and be a detective.
No word on the fate of the dog.
It fills me with unending pride to report events such as these from my own home town!!!
Man's brother dies of a drug overdose, so the man brings his brother's dog home. What else can ya do, right?
Man's "roomie" takes a liking to the dog, so much so that the man fees a little pouty about it. So he smothers his roomie with a pillow.
A female roommate (apparently lives in a different room of the house) finds him after some 16 hours, lying on top of the body in bed. She calls the law. (Somebody in the house showing brains.)
Public defender wants his client evaluated, as "he doesn't seem normal." Dude should leave law practice and be a detective.
No word on the fate of the dog.
It fills me with unending pride to report events such as these from my own home town!!!
