Most Annoying SongMusic

[Blackbird.]

Snapcase - Skeptic

 

[DuckRacer]

The one in GT4 when you fail a license test.

 

[xXSilencerXx]

Never heard of it. Most over played song Foo Fighters - DOA

Edit: Upon further review I have heard and I hate it. For some apparent reason it reminds me of faliure hmmm....

 

[Max Powers]

Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams

Any Fallout Boy song.

Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

 

[Duke]

The one in GT4 when you fail a license test.

No way! That song is great. It's the "you suck" music from GT3 that, well, sucks.

Most annoying song ever - We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel. No exceptions.

 

[Iceman]

Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams

I'll second that one

 

[Duke]

I could see how you would be tired of hearing the Green Day stuff, but why is it annoying?

 

[xXSilencerXx]

When it gets played that much it start to get annoying just like you get tired of certain CDs over time. Although that song isn't as annoying as others to me.

 

[Joey D]

Pretty much anything new age "punk"....some people might like them but their voices make my brain itch.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Most annoying song ever - We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel. No exceptions.

What don't you like about it?

I like the hook and the music to that one. It's OK, but I'm no big BJ fan, either. What I hate is the response to all the crap he lists in that song, "We didn't start the fire" crack. "We" whom? "We" Democrats? We "enlightened" people? If "we" didn't do it, who did? Because, somebody did all that stuff.

But, that's all about the lyrics, and I could don't really listen to the lyrics in songs that much. I'm too busy enjoying the music. It's like the same thing with opera music. You listen for the music and the melody, and not the Italian, German, Austrian, or whatever languge they're in, lyrics.

Most annoying song ever is the Macarena song. The dance was pretty damn annoying, too.

 

[-Fred-]

Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

/End Thread.

 

[tabs]

Yeah, that Black Eyed Peas song is ****ing awful. 👎 👎

That one song by Vengaboys that's currently being used in all the Six Flags commercials (the one with the weird, dancing old man) is pretty bad, too.

Maxim magazine actually did a countdown of the top 20 most annoying songs ever a month or so ago, I'll try to find the issue and post the list up.

 

[Shannon]

Akon - Lonely

Ugh. 👎

 

[F1GTR]

ANY Black Eyed Peas song. Listening to them is akin to having ice picks driven down your ears.

 

[benzoboy]

CRAZY FROG - Axel F

He should be saying ding-ding-shoot me-ding-ding-shoot me etc. etc.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

There's an extremely camp guy that sits next to me in physics that sang that all lesson.

I contemplated suicide 20 minutes into the lesson

 

[Joey D]

My Humps is aweful, but I like the music video since there is a bagged Sanoma in it .

 

[Seven]

CRAZY FROG - Axel F

He should be saying ding-ding-shoot me-ding-ding-shoot me etc. etc.

Ding ding.

I think the macarena song (los del rio or what they were called) from the late 90's is pretty ****ed up.

 

[Ev0]

CRAZY FROG - Axel F

He should be saying ding-ding-shoot me-ding-ding-shoot me etc. etc.

I heard that for the first time at a club last week. It was as craptacular as I was expecting.

My most annoying song...

Gwen Stefani - Ain't No Hollaback Girl

I want to go on a violent shooting rampage every time I hear that piece of crap.

 

[James2097]

My top (worst) two:


"Achey Breaky Heart", Billy Ray (the Mullet Man) Cyrus.


"Take My Breath Away", from the Top Gun Soundtrack. Contains the mythical "brown note" for sure. Instigates involuntary puking and bowel movement simultaneously. Quite a feat. No wonder the MIGS got shot down so easily, the yanks were playing that song over all radio frequencies the whole time.

 

[Zardoz]

There are so many, but Guns N' Roses' "Paradise City" is a real standout...

 

[tabs]

Here's the list. I'll just post it here in case the link gets taken down later.

The Most Annoying Songs Ever!

We pay tribute to the top 20 tunes that make you realize hearing is a mixed blessing.

Maxim, October 2005

20. “Hey Baby” No Doubt
Never have the goings-on between a rock band and its groupies been so boring, largely because Gwen is less interested in hoochies than her tea (it’s chamomile, if you were wondering).
Low point: “Hey baby, hey baby, hey!” (Repeat 6,000 times.)

19. “We Like to Party!” Vengaboys
It would have been forgotten if not for a Six Flags commercial featuring a freaky dancing man that was more nauseating than any ad not for herpes medication.
Low point: “The wheels of steel are turning/And traffic lights are burning/ So if you like to party/Get on and move your body.”

18. “The Girl Is Mine” Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney
Spoken word bits are tricky, as Jacko’s duet with the cute Beatle proves. Let’s just say that when MJ comes across as the masculine one, something’s gone very, very wrong.
Low point: “Paul, I think I told you, I’m a lover not a fighter.”

17. “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” The Proclaimers
Scotland has given us many fine things (like golf, scotch, and Groundskeeper Willie), but that doesn’t excuse these twins for combining impenetrable dialect with nasal whine. Worse than haggis.
Low point: “DA DA DA DA DA!/DA DA DA DA DA!/Lika lika lika lika la, la, la.”

16. “This Kiss” Faith Hill
It’s a little bit country, a little bit rock’n’roll, and a whole lot of ****. A catchily mediocre love song achieves a special kind of awful when Tim McGraw’s hot wife tries to drop science. Stay away from the physics, Faith (at least until the Stephen Hawking mash-up).
Low point: “It’s centrifugal motion/It’s perpetual bliss/It’s that pivotal moment/It’s (ah) impossible/This kiss, this kiss—unstoppable.”

15. “Who Let the Dogs Out” Baha Men
The most famous group from the Bahamas gave us a song where the chant of “woof woof woof woof” is the least irritating part. Meanwhile, Jamaica produced Bob Marley and Peter Tosh.
Low point: “Get back, Ruffy/Bye, Scruffy/Get back, you flea-infested mongrel.”

14. “It’s a Small World”
This proves that, no matter where people come from, they have something in common: We all despise this song. Thanks, Disney.
Low point: “It’s a small world, after all/It’s a small world, after all/It’s a small world, after all/It’s a small, small world.”

13. “Secret Garden (Jerry Maguire version)” Bruce Springsteen
If there’s a tune that can’t be ruined by Cuba Gooding Jr., we’ve yet to hear it.
Low point: Cuba: “You’ve got to be fair to her! She loves you. If you don’t love her, you have got to tell her!”

12. “Vertigo” U2
“Hello, hello (Hola!)” When you can make The Joshua Tree, you’re held to a higher standard. The only thing more baffling than the discovery that Bono speaks Spanish—kind of—was the realization that U2 absolutely adores this tune, using it to open and close shows. Be careful, boyos, lest ye go the way of R.E.M.
Low point: “Unos, dos, tres—catorce!”

11. “Nookie” Limp Bizkit
Fred Durst, quadruple threat: He can’t sing, rap, write lyrics, or even get a gym membership so he wouldn’t be such a load. A fantastic opening riff goes tragically to waste.
Low point: “Stick it up your yeah!/Stick it up your yeah!/Stick it up your yeah!”

10. “Pray” MC Hammer
You can’t smear feces on the Mona Lisa and call it art. Yet Hammer desecrates the brilliant “When Doves Cry.” Angered, the Lord smites him with bankruptcy.
Low point: “I tried and tried and tried and tried to make a way/But nothing happened till the day that I prayed.”

9. “Trapped in the Closet (Chapters 1–5)” R. Kelly
This epic shows the dark side of adultery. For if an accused pedophile does not uphold moral standards, who will?
Low point: “‘Oh, my goodness!/I’m about to climax’/ And I said, ‘Cool/ Climax/Just let go of my leg!’”

8. “Tom’s Diner” Suzanne Vega
Rhyming is hard! At least it is for Suzanne. Happily, she doesn’t let this stop her from capturing the thrills of sitting in a diner.
Low point: “I am waiting/At the counter/For the man/To pour the coffee.”

7. “With Arms Wide Open” Creed
Did you know when a man puts his penis in a woman’s vagina, they can make a baby? So does everyone else, but Scott Stapp drones on as if he were the first man ever to knock somebody up.
Low point: “We stand in awe/We’ve created life.”

6. “Electric Boogie” Marcia Griffiths
We’ll let Ms. Griffiths speak for herself:
“It’s electric!/Boogie woogie woogie/ Diggita Mrs. Kelly with the bubbling electric belly/She’s moving along with the electric/ She sure got the boogie!”
She sure does.

5. “Wannabe” Spice Girls
A second, far crappier British invasion happened in the ’90s, as the Spice Girls paid us back in spades for every joke we ever told about English dentistry.
Low point: “I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah!”

4. “Wonderful Christmas Time” Paul McCartney
Could he really once have been a Beatle? Say what you will about Ringo, but at least Mr. Starr never ruined Jesus’ birthday.
Low point: “The choir of children sing their song/Ding, dong, ding, dong.”

3. “My Heart Will Go On” Celine Dion
The Titanic sinking cost some 1,500 people their lives. Celine hasn’t killed that many yet, but give her time. The second most tragic event to result from that fabled ocean liner continues to torment humanity years later, as Canada’s cruelest shows off a voice as loud as a sonic boom, though not nearly so pretty.
Low point: “Love was when I loved you/One true time I hold to.”

2. “Your Body Is a Wonderland” John Mayer
Rock’s biggest tool offers a mix of cheese (“You want love?/We’ll make it”) and outright stalking (“I know you’re mine/All mine/All mine”).
Low point: “One thing I’ve left to do/Discover me/ Discovering you.”

1. “HollaBack Girl” Gwen Stefani
The millennium is young, yet the next 1,000 years can’t possibly bring a more nerve-shredding tune. What begins as a pathetic school fight song (“So I’m ready to attack/Gonna lead the pack/Gonna get a touchdown/Gonna take you out!”) achieves a shrillness for the ages when Gwen shows off her ability to spell. Mrs. Rossdale, your song S-U-C-K-S.
Low point: “This **** is bananas…B-A-N-A-N-A-S.”

Link: http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=6729

 

[911_Carrera]

Blazin Squad - "Crossroads"

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[Blackbird.]

My Humps is aweful, but I like the music video since there is a bagged Sanoma in it .

Did you mean to spell that incorrectly?

 

[tabs]

Blazin Squad - "Crossroads"

Catchy. 👍

 

[911_Carrera]

Catchy. 👍

It's easy to sing along to at concerts, I bet.

 

[Joey D]

Did you mean to spell that incorrectly?

@#$% well I'm owned, I can't believe I messed up Sonoma...I need to kill myself

 

[Delphic Reason]

Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country

I have had this song stuck in my head for the last week, off and on... I am ready to tear all my hair out by the roots...

A very misguided attempt at a Hunter S. Thompson tribute...

Any singer that takes a perfectly good word and tacks on the long "e" sound to the end for no reason, gets a big 👎 from me...

 

[Kylehnat]

1. “HollaBack Girl” Gwen Stefani
The millennium is young, yet the next 1,000 years can’t possibly bring a more nerve-shredding tune. What begins as a pathetic school fight song (“So I’m ready to attack/Gonna lead the pack/Gonna get a touchdown/Gonna take you out!”) achieves a shrillness for the ages when Gwen shows off her ability to spell. Mrs. Rossdale, your song S-U-C-K-S.
Low point: “This **** is bananas…B-A-N-A-N-A-S.”

Not only is that song annoying, it may be the worst combination of songwriting, lyrics, and execution of any song in history. Gwen Stefani should have never gone solo. I mean, No Doubt was annoying, but at least they had real musicians who would surprise with a decent song now and again. Her solo material is garbage.

 

[High-Test]

The ONLY song titled "Crossroads" that doesn't make my ears bleed is the one By Cream.


I'll say Aint no hollerback girl is the worst song ever written. "Milkshake" is a terrible song, "Yeah" is also deserving of a stigma or two as well.