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This is the future:
As you can see, it's the 'XR' model, which stands for 'Xtra Rad!' and means it was the coolest model they ever made. It has a very very powerful 1.4 engine and I have to be careful with the throttle or it'll run away with me! Woah! Straight line speed is very quite fast and 0-60 happens in a number of seconds. With the radio off.
It's finished in a lovely metallic blue with faded badges (these were an optional extra, it's rat look) and the most modern wheels you will ever see:
Alloys? Pah! You don't even need to remove the wheel nuts to take these new, ultra modern plastic compound wheel covers off! You can swap them for whatever you like! No more expensive wheel swaps! 👍 13 inch wheels for FASTER.
Peugeot haven't just thought about style and performance though, they have eco credentials too. This car has stop and start technology. Pull up to any junction and the engine automatically stops, saving fuel! It starts again with a simple turn of the key. Now you need never fill up again! Probably.
Interior wise it has air conditioning. Open the windows and air comes in. The condition options are 'stuffy' or 'freezing'. It also has an automatic sunroof, press the red buttons in and move your hand upwards and it automatically moves up at the same time as your hand! Wowzers! It also has a temperature controlled glovebox. It's controlled by whatever the temperature outside is.
Then there's the real party piece. To start the car you must enter a 4 digit number on the keypad! As seen in The Transporter! Jason Statham digs this ****! I've not seen anything like this since The Crystal Maze.
Here's my mods, +5bhp for each one. The 'Snap Off' one very handily covers up the 'GAY! x2' that has been scratched onto it. Blatantly used to be owned by a hot lesbian couple.
So there we have it. It's available to hire for weddings, funerals or track days. Most supercar clubs won't let it race with them though as it's too fast for them LOL.
As you can see, it's the 'XR' model, which stands for 'Xtra Rad!' and means it was the coolest model they ever made. It has a very very powerful 1.4 engine and I have to be careful with the throttle or it'll run away with me! Woah! Straight line speed is very quite fast and 0-60 happens in a number of seconds. With the radio off.
It's finished in a lovely metallic blue with faded badges (these were an optional extra, it's rat look) and the most modern wheels you will ever see:
Alloys? Pah! You don't even need to remove the wheel nuts to take these new, ultra modern plastic compound wheel covers off! You can swap them for whatever you like! No more expensive wheel swaps! 👍 13 inch wheels for FASTER.
Peugeot haven't just thought about style and performance though, they have eco credentials too. This car has stop and start technology. Pull up to any junction and the engine automatically stops, saving fuel! It starts again with a simple turn of the key. Now you need never fill up again! Probably.
Interior wise it has air conditioning. Open the windows and air comes in. The condition options are 'stuffy' or 'freezing'. It also has an automatic sunroof, press the red buttons in and move your hand upwards and it automatically moves up at the same time as your hand! Wowzers! It also has a temperature controlled glovebox. It's controlled by whatever the temperature outside is.
Then there's the real party piece. To start the car you must enter a 4 digit number on the keypad! As seen in The Transporter! Jason Statham digs this ****! I've not seen anything like this since The Crystal Maze.
Here's my mods, +5bhp for each one. The 'Snap Off' one very handily covers up the 'GAY! x2' that has been scratched onto it. Blatantly used to be owned by a hot lesbian couple.
So there we have it. It's available to hire for weddings, funerals or track days. Most supercar clubs won't let it race with them though as it's too fast for them LOL.
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