my super hero can beat up your super hero
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Originally posted by 69Dodge_Charger
Gil I bet you could be a superhero though, don't get your hopes down.
I can see it now. NURSEMAN! (Man, man--superheros get that echo thing going) He comes into the ER pushing a shiny wheel chair, wielding a titanium stethoscope and a bandolier of safety syringes.
Scrubs inpervious to bodily fluid spills.
Saving desperate patients, dealing with obnoxious doctors....
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Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana.. NURSEMAN!Originally posted by Gil
I can see it now. NURSEMAN! (Man, man--superheros get that echo thing going) He comes into the ER pushing a shiny wheel chair, wielding a titanium stethoscope and a bandolier of safety syringes.
Scrubs inpervious to bodily fluid spills.
Saving desperate patients, dealing with obnoxious doctors....
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SONIC THE HEDGEHOG hack, no one can catch him
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I was going to say "Mr. Never Loses," but I can't compete with that.
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mine would also be superman.
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Still, spider man
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Batman is " the damage ".. so mysterious and dangerous , but modest at the same time.
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I find this thread lacking a bit in substance, and here is the definitive answer too:
Thanos might not be a super hero, but he is very powerful with the stones...
But I reckon the most powerful super hero IMHO is
Eva Bell, aka Tempus
She has the power to stop time, freeze time around her.
She is so powerful that there just cannot be any story or scenario where things can end well for the bad guys very quickly. So not much has been written about her.
With her ability, she can stop things even before they even begin...
Thanos might not be a super hero, but he is very powerful with the stones...
But I reckon the most powerful super hero IMHO is
Eva Bell, aka Tempus
She has the power to stop time, freeze time around her.
She is so powerful that there just cannot be any story or scenario where things can end well for the bad guys very quickly. So not much has been written about her.
With her ability, she can stop things even before they even begin...
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It felt like a good time to revive this..
trump is gone, so we need to start picking up bad habits and return to our regular programming.
But seriously
I didnt wanted to create a thread just for my opinion, so I did the sensible thing and look for an existing thread, as is recommended by the mods...
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Ok, I'll bite. Elsa probably can't defeat someone who can stop time. But she's underrated as a superhero.
She has the power to create life, an army of frozen soldiers - apparently infinitely. Each one loyal to her cause, and independently intelligent. She can also control huge swaths of weather, is impervious to cold, can generate ice at will in whatever shape she chooses, can see history, controls or at least directs the elements, and makes fabulous dresses. She is also completely undisputed in terms of her god-like power in her particular universe.
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Ok, I'll bite. Elsa probably can't defeat someone who can stop time. But she's underrated as a superhero.
She has the power to create life, an army of frozen soldiers - apparently infinitely. Each one loyal to her cause, and independently intelligent. She can also control huge swaths of weather, is impervious to cold, can generate ice at will in whatever shape she chooses, can see history, controls or at least directs the elements, and makes fabulous dresses. She is also completely undisputed in terms of her god-like power in her particular universe.
She's Fro-Zone on steroids.
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She's like frozone but also the magnito equivalent for water (which is more common than metal) and with the ability to create intelligent loyal subjects. I've mentioned this before on GTPlanet, but if you cross her, she can give you a personal flurry that will follow you and slowly freeze you to death in front of everyone, and they'll watch basically helpless. That's not to mention just turning people into a popsicle, stabbing their heart using the contents of their bladder, or crushing them with a mountain of ice conjured out of thin air.
Also she can make diablo bone prisons out of ice.
I mean it goes on and on...
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There's this manhua (that's Chinese comic, usually published online) called "Cultivator Against Hero Society".
It's clearly a parody, in which a prototypical Chinese Xianxia main character ends up in modern day Earth populated by recognisable superhero types, like "Plastic Man" a parody of Iron Man, or a parody of Sailor Moon who swears like a real sailor.
Guess what happens.
The Xianxia cultivator b*tch-slaps and nearly splits the planet it half when all these moronic superheroes come to challenge him for one dumb reason or the other.
Long story short: no matter how strong you think your Western superhero is, they are not even as tough as dirt trapped under the fingernail of a top Xianxia cultivator. You should know what I mean if you've read a Xianxia novel before.
There's this manhua (that's Chinese comic, usually published online) called "Cultivator Against Hero Society".
It's clearly a parody, in which a prototypical Chinese Xianxia main character ends up in modern day Earth populated by recognisable superhero types, like "Plastic Man" a parody of Iron Man, or a parody of Sailor Moon who swears like a real sailor.
Guess what happens.
The Xianxia cultivator b*tch-slaps and nearly splits the planet it half when all these moronic superheroes come to challenge him for one dumb reason or the other.
Long story short: no matter how strong you think your Western superhero is, they are not even as tough as dirt trapped under the fingernail of a top Xianxia cultivator.
You should know what I mean if you've read a Xianxia novel before.
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