Oh snaps. How are us people without credit cards supposed to pay for GTPremium?
My parents won't buy the "You can trust Jordan" thing.
They probably think GTP is some pr0n0 site I'm trying to subscribe to

...
Ah..a day in the life of someone under the age of 16.
Edit: I might just buy a year subscription since snail mail won't be in business when my 6 months is up.
Edit #2: Is there any way to get a lifetime subscription via snail mail? Boy that would be nice. 30 years for $50? I can definetly live with that. When my subscription is up I'll be 43 years old.