New to gt planet pics of my real life car collection!

[Schwartz]

Nice. Did that come with the R2 unit as standard or was that an extra?

Actually I was able to purchase that separately. It won best in show at the Tatooine Beach car show a few years back. I just had to have it, but I was for a hefty price I would rather not talk about.

 

[F1 fan]

Actually I was able to purchase that separately. It won best in show at the Tatooine Beach car show a few years back. I just had to have it, but I was for a hefty price I would rather not talk about.

I can understand that. I was going to buy an R2 unit too, but it couldn't get up enough speed to get up the ramp on my millenium falcon.

 

[Schwartz]

I can understand that. I was going to buy an R2 unit too, but it couldn't get up enough speed to get up the ramp on my millenium falcon.

Wow, a millenium falcon! I guess you prefer that classic Tatooinian muscle over modern exotic superships. I can respect that. There is really nothing like flipping that light speed switch and blasting into hyperspace.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Guys...I have a confession to make

I should have told you all this when I joined but now that this OP with the epic car garage came, I must use my trump card.

I am...


CAPTAIN OF THE ENTERPRISE!!!

 

[F1 fan]

Wow, a millenium falcon! I guess you prefer that classic Tatooinian muscle over modern exotic superships. I can respect that. There is really nothing like flipping that light speed switch and blasting into hyperspace.

I know. Sometimes it takes a few attempts to work though.

I am...


CAPTAIN OF THE ENTERPRISE!!!

Very nice. I'm jealous. I wanted the luxury of the enterprise, but also wanted something fast that I could pilot on my own. May I ask how many people do you currently have in your employ whose job title is "door opener"?

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Very nice. I'm jealous. I wanted the luxury of the enterprise, but also wanted something fast that I could pilot on my own. May I ask how many people do you currently have in your employ whose job title is "door opener"?

One very powerful Vulcan!

Oh I got this in an auction last week, take a look.

 

[DaxCobra]

I can trump you all, I have a push bike.

/flex

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

I can trump you all, I have a push bike.

/flex

Holy 🤬 you sir...are amazing

 

[DaxCobra]

Holy 🤬 you sir...are amazing

Please don't, you're making me blush.

 

[F1 fan]

Oh I got this in an auction last week, take a look.

I have one. It's my executive bathroom.

 

[axletramp]

Hi guys, new to the forum and interested in racing sum ov u guys - yay! Just like to show you my real car so you can see how fab I iz! Let me know if you wanna see sum moer. Laters.

 

[F1 fan]

^^^

Leave Felipe alone.

 

[W3H5]

Nice job on the bust chaps, that didn't take long, did it.

And if we're showing off our cool whips, I used to own one of these bad boys...

Dis is a Lada Samara 1.6, bro. Check dem hubs and teh slick beige paint job. Blingin'

(I only paid 60 quid for it and it was my first car.)

 

[F1 fan]

*snip*

Nice wheels. I was going to buy one myself, but I decided to buy a McLaren F1.

 

[axletramp]

Crappy first cars? I can trump that, biatch! Like the one in the picture (I'm willing to admit the one here isn't mine ) Austin Allegro HL in 🤬 blue and tin foil body panels - FREE from my mum. In your face!

If that doesn't kill this thread, nothing will.

 

[F1 fan]

FREE from my mum. In your face!

I would've charged her for giving me that. Very few scrapyards offer free tows.

 

[Phoenix]

I would've charged her for giving me that. Very few scrapyards offer free tows.

I would have payed to get rid of it

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

I would have paid her to keep it. Then paid her double to leave it at the top of a hill without the parking brake on. Then paid for her bus ride back home.

 

[Phoenix]

I would have paid her to keep it. Then paid her double to leave it at the top of a hill without the parking brake on. Then paid for her bus ride back home.

👍

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

👍

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Crappy first cars? I can trump that, biatch! Like the one in the picture (I'm willing to admit the one here isn't mine ) Austin Allegro HL in 🤬 blue and tin foil body panels - FREE from my mum. In your face!

If that doesn't kill this thread, nothing will.

I'm sorry to spoil your party, but how are we meant to believe this? Can you prove the picture is yours with a note on it of your username etc?

Sorry, it's just that a lot of people make claims, and you know, this car is PRETTY awesome...

 

[axletramp]

I urinated on it like a cat before I took the pic. Does that count?

 

[Phoenix]

I urinated on it like a cat before I took the pic. Does that count?

Picture or it didn't happen!!!

 

[axletramp]

err, OK. But I'm fresh out atm.

There are specialist websites for your 'preference' you know.

 

[neljack]

Nice. Did that come with the R2 unit as standard or was that an extra?

A truely heroic reply, Sir.

 

[Phoenix]

err, OK. But I'm fresh out atm.

Aww man....

There are specialist websites for your 'preference' you know.

Now, how would you know about that?

 

[Dennisch]

So, we can conclude that the TS was full of it.

 

[DaxCobra]

So, we can conclude that the TS was full of it.

Either that, or he is too busy with his Jet Ski's and Yacht in the Medditeranian to reply.

Will be quite funny if after all this he comes back with proof he owns the cars.

 

[E28]

Hi guys, new to the forum and interested in racing sum ov u guys - yay! Just like to show you my real car so you can see how fab I iz! Let me know if you wanna see sum moer. Laters.

Oh hai, just singd up, so coool theres anover f! dRiv3r hEr3. LO0kign forward to beatgn u agn lol Heres ma car-wiv me driving:

 

[DaxCobra]

Something isn't quite right here. Two F1 drivers in one GTP Thread?

One was believable, but two...

Small world, I guess.