Next Gen M5

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When the new 5 was first launched, I didn't like it.


But now, after I've seen the real deal on the road, it looks GOOD!
 
And I'll ditto the ditto – The first time I saw a Bangle 5-series on the road, I thought "Crap, that looks niice!". It really does look so much better in person. I wish though that one of the locals in my town hadn't bought one in chilli-turd brown.
 
Originally posted by Thio
Why didn't BMW keep the V8 in the M5?

I think a V8 would be more balanced than a V10 :shrugs:


Three reasons:

1) Obvious marketing tie-in with their Formula One engine program.

2) Displacement remaining equal, the V10 is a better format for high revs, due to smaller cylinders/pistons, shorter throw, etc.

3) The V8 will move to the M3 and M4.



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I saw a 5 series last week and I just wanted to gawk and fondle it. It's is beautiful. I finally like the looks of BMW's. Thank you Bangle!
 
Nope, I still hate 'em, in pictures and in real life. In the direct rear elevation shot above, I actually like it. Too bad you'll never see than view IRL. From the front it's tolerable at absolute best, and from the side it's just bloody awful.

I still think we should lynch the precious little bastard.
 
Originally posted by VIPERGTSR01
also a V10 of the same displacement would be smoother

A properly engineered 90 degree cross plane V8, like the M5's can be just as smooth as a 72 degree V10.

However, the heavy counter-weights in the V8 will limit ultimate performance. The V10 also requires a balancer shaft, but is inherently smoother and can achieve less rotational friction and inertia.

Originally posted by Thio
Then what will happen with the current 333-hp I6 engine?

Don't know yet. It is expensive to make, so I doubt it will "trickle down" to non-M BMWs. If BMW decides to make an M version of the Z4 (aka New M Roadster), it would be a perfect fit. The motor could also find its way into the 1 or 2 series (aka M2), but I doubt it.

There is increasing rumblings of a turbocharged, valvetronic (no throttle bodies) 3.0 liter M56 going into the 530i and 330i/Ci. This motor is supposed to be good for 280 hp in low boost form. If this turns out to be true, then the S54 will probably be retired.

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Originally posted by neon_duke
In the direct rear elevation shot above, I actually like it. Too bad you'll never see than view IRL.

That's the view 99% of people will have of the new M5 :P


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I knew some wag would say that... I mean, the direct-on, elevation view like that, with no perspective distortion.
:lol:
Wiseass.
 
More pics; just for you Duke ;)
 

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Highlights include:

-7 speed SMG III gearbox
-New generation high-pressure VANOS (to cope with 9k redline)
-Extensive composite technology from M3 CSL program
-Best power/weight ratio in its class
 

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It suits the car.
:P
I'm almost buying the rear 3/4 view, but not quite. The rear is OK, but the side view and the nose are just Teh Suck.
 
The orange gives the car's paint a nice warm glow, but there's just too much. They should've used orange spotlights.

I just can't understand what people's problem with the new BMW's . How can anyone not see the vast stylistic improvement.
 
older design was more harmonious, and aged better than this one will IMO... it could have been a lot better. At least it doesn't have an awful trunk like the 6 and the 7 series.
 
Originally posted by milefile
I just can't understand what people's problem with the new BMW's . How can anyone not see the vast stylistic improvement.
Because there isn't any stylistic improvement. There's just change for its own sake.

I design things for a living. I understand the process a little. Many of today's cars bear the marks of being translated directly from concept sketch to finished product, with no refinement and development in the details. Mistubishi's newest cars - the Evo VIII being a conspicuous exception - bear this effect the worst. It's like the first thing they threw on paper is what they ran with, and it shows.

Bangle's designs aren't quite that way, but almost. When you're an architect, you can look at certain buildings and imagine exactly what the rendering looked like that they used to sell the client on the design. You can picture the sketchy happy families walking towards their not-quite-identifiable generic sedan or SUV, and the flags waving in the background, and warm fuzzy markers they used to color it. You kind of automatically imagine the green lollipop trees and the weird blobby blue sky with the random lines through it.

That's what Bangle's designs are like for cars. You can instantly picture the concept sketches he presented to Board of Directors: oversized wheels with a thin strip of rubber around, zero suspension travel, a sort of sky-blue-to-pale-yellow fade down the sides so they look like the body is solid chrome, dark windows, a lot of odd, swoopy action lines slashed across it in a black felt tip to make it look jazzy and fast, and some odd sketchy things at each corner to suggest the lights (really just there to visually anchor the edges of the drawing, but it turns out you need something there anyway, lucky Chris).

The difference between the new Mitsus and the new BMWs is that Bangle has a whole bag full of little ultra-cool detail ideas that he's in love with, and has spent too many sleepless nights picturing in his own head, and overdesigning while he waits for somebody to sell them to. And now that he's found a buyer, he's going to dump as many of them onto the cars as he can while he has the chance.

But the basic proportions of the cars are just mediocre at best. Look at the clunky roofline on that 5. There's no fundamental, organizing theme. It's the "decorated shed" school of building design, applied to cars.

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I guess the only thing I'd change is the grille. I would've made it more straight and angular. The way the top lines are curves doesn't sit quite right with me. It'd look better straight accross, or maybe curved down toward the center split. But I can overlook that. There isn't a single car I couldn't improve in some way, in my own mind anyway.
 
Originally posted by ///M-Spec
The roofline is one of the few things carried over from the previous generation. :odd:
It doesn't look remotely similar. And if it is (and you'd know much better than I), it doesn't fit this car at all.
 
Like hondas... I don't like luxury cars, they make you retarded the minute you get in them(better yet the min. you own one). The design is ok but it's too bad it's a Bimmer. Oh well, there's a lot of cars like that.
 
Originally posted by VipFREAK
Like hondas... I don't like luxury cars, they make you retarded the minute you get in them(better yet the min. you own one). The design is ok but it's too bad it's a Bimmer. Oh well, there's a lot of cars like that.

So what exactly makes the owner of a luxury car retarded, since you seem to be a subject matter expert?


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Yeah. I would say that being a BMW M5 is the only thing in the world that saves this car, because underneath that horrid skin lies a mechanical beauty.
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
Yeah. I would say that being a BMW M5 is the only thing in the world that saves this car, because underneath that horrid skin lies a mechanical beauty.

Ugly, but with a great personality, eh?


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Bangles designs look OK in print, as neon_duke said, but they are way too cartoony when you see them on the street. The Z4, in particular, looks like you are driving a garishly rebodied Fiero. Why would you want to pay 35 grand for that?
Take a look at the 8-series and you see what BMW design was, and should have stayed. Clean, muscular, purposeful lines. And an upright, even forward-sloped, grille that says **** the wind tunnel and gives the kind of musclular stance that only '60's and '70's musclecars had.
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
Because there isn't any stylistic improvement. There's just change for its own sake.

I design things for a living. I understand the process a little. Many of today's cars bear the marks of being translated directly from concept sketch to finished product, with no refinement and development in the details. Mistubishi's newest cars - the Evo VIII being a conspicuous exception - bear this effect the worst. It's like the first thing they threw on paper is what they ran with, and it shows.

Bangle's designs aren't quite that way, but almost. When you're an architect, you can look at certain buildings and imagine exactly what the rendering looked like that they used to sell the client on the design. You can picture the sketchy happy families walking towards their not-quite-identifiable generic sedan or SUV, and the flags waving in the background, and warm fuzzy markers they used to color it. You kind of automatically imagine the green lollipop trees and the weird blobby blue sky with the random lines through it.

That's what Bangle's designs are like for cars. You can instantly picture the concept sketches he presented to Board of Directors: oversized wheels with a thin strip of rubber around, zero suspension travel, a sort of sky-blue-to-pale-yellow fade down the sides so they look like the body is solid chrome, dark windows, a lot of odd, swoopy action lines slashed across it in a black felt tip to make it look jazzy and fast, and some odd sketchy things at each corner to suggest the lights (really just there to visually anchor the edges of the drawing, but it turns out you need something there anyway, lucky Chris).

The difference between the new Mitsus and the new BMWs is that Bangle has a whole bag full of little ultra-cool detail ideas that he's in love with, and has spent too many sleepless nights picturing in his own head, and overdesigning while he waits for somebody to sell them to. And now that he's found a buyer, he's going to dump as many of them onto the cars as he can while he has the chance.

But the basic proportions of the cars are just mediocre at best. Look at the clunky roofline on that 5. There's no fundamental, organizing theme. It's the "decorated shed" school of building design, applied to cars.


I've read this post at least three times and although I disagree with the final aesthetic analysis, it is one of the finest and most insightful posts I've ever seen on GTP.

I still want a Bangle BMW though.
 
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