A Nurburgring drinking game? Now I've seen everything
No alcohol was used in this one just to give you all a heads up.
Me and 2 of my friends were being stupid as usual. We all have our GTPSPs and we all said funny remarks on what happened while we were all racing in La Sarthe. As one of my friends in a Ferrari beat us all in the dust, he constantly talked about how much of a bad car it is when driving with sports tires. So then, after my friends seen this thread on their iphones, they decided to do this:
Friend 1: Hey dude, you posting stuff bout that green ring huh?
Me: Yea you noticed huh? I can't really think of anything exciting to tell about this track as if right now.
Friend 1: How bout we have a drinking game based on it?
Me: You do realise that none of us are even close to the legal age of drinking right?
Friend 1: Yea. But I got something better and legal.
So what did he recommend? He decided to make a drink out of:
Cherry Coke
Orange juice (with pulp)
Lemon juice
Skim Milk
Friend 1: Alright, we take a test run with the Enzo Ferrari with Normal Tires. 1 lap, and for each time anyone of us falls of the track or crash, we take a drink out of this weird nasty mix drink. 1 fall out of the track equals one cup. Got it?
Friend 2: Oh, you know you only made this one up because I talked mad 🤬 about that car.
Me: Who cares! Lets have fun with this one.
Like always, we drive with professional physics so that didn't really help out my case.
Well, buddy 2 was up. For the start, it looked like he was going smoothly. Until he reached the first uphill of the track. Not only did he touch the grass, the hits a wall as well. Therefore, 2 drinks right there.
Friend 2: What the crap!??
Me: 
Friend 2: Shut up! Don't laugh at that!
Well, he got back on the road. My other friend was already preparing the drink.
Now he was about to reach th second uphill. Now he is moving slower than before.
Friend 2: Yeah! I got through the hill this time!👍
But did not keep his balance ont the turns that approached after the hill.
Me: Ha! Another drink mister!
This was his third drink.
He handled his car with care up to the point he was on a high speed part of the track. Unfortunately, He did not heed the warning on the left turn within that road and ends up understeering on that part. He ends up pulling donuts and hits the guard rail twice. He ends up with 4 more drinks because of this wipeout.
Friend 2: OH MY 🤬 GOD WHAT THE 🤬
Now comes the Carosel.
Friend 2: Oh hell no! This time i'm going 25. I don't care!
Now he reached the long straight road. He kept his car at gear 4. He really didn't want to take any chances. So he finished the lap at 10'46xxx and with with 7 disgusting mix drinks. And to describe how bad these drinks were, the friend with the 7 drinks puked after drink number 5. But still, he had to drink the rest.
Alright it was my turn.
The very first turn I came across I slew down to the slowest I can get. The first hill I did better than my bud. I slew down to gear 2. As I approached the second uphill, I wiped out after the left wheel touched the grass. I had one drink right there. Afterward, I had to be more careful. I had to go at least 1 gear lower than the expected number. As I approached the carosel, I wiped out and had to take 2 more drinks. 2 more minutes within the track, I was extremely paranoid when it came to going on the downhill parts of the track. But I still fell out and I had to take another. That was drink number 4. Lucky for me, the rest was smooth sailing. But I still had to taste 4 glasses of that awful drink.
Now it was Friend 1's turn. As I like to express how bad his run was it would be so time consuming for me to tell how his run went. Lets just say it went so bad, he had to have 19 drinks.
Friend 1: AHHHHHH 🤬!
Gosh, no words can express how bad he had it. Well, except maybe the F bomb. Hours later, dinner was served. we had to decline because our stomachs were weak from that Ferrari game.
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