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- Mark T33
Official GTP Rap
First of all, a massive thank you is in order for all that took part and contributed to this. After all this was meant to be a bit of fun for a good cause.
There were 9 final entries which are listed below. Please take the time to read each one and vote on your favourite.
In no particular order:
Sakiale - Seany/Aftermatthew Entertainment
The World of GT
Listen up, man, its the world of GT,
We got pros on here that make it look easy.
Like my boy ICEman, Flat-out and daan,
Been doing this longer than the competitions ran.
So Rogue is back once again, to promote the site,
And gain more Gran Turismo fans, Im like Young Jeezy, thats riiight!
We got Photoshop artists like Suzie Q,
Doing customs of 300s and Slades, leading the Graphic Art crew,
We got galleries, full of foreign cars, thats ballin,
Lexanis on that Benz, reaching for the stars, you fallin,
Like the NWA, lets express ourselves,
Im here to revitalize rap, all by myself,
So watch, learn, and listen as I do this,
If I run out of rhymes Ill straight meditate, like a Buddhist.
We got the boys here, runnin the streets,
Jordan, Duke and the team, turn up the heat,
They workin hard, hustling all day,
Dont need to sell drugs, they earn legal pay,
So if you want to ball, and have power over all,
You can get Premium, and jump into the brawl,
But on a different note, I run the streets, the streets dont run me,
Young Photoshopper on the grind, doing it nightly.
Dont do button-ups, just black or white tees,
And if youre scared, Id advise you not to fight me.
So lets go, back to the land of Gs,
Cruisin down the Rumble Strip, cant you see?
So come on, we wont steer you wrong,
In current events, thats where I get my news from.
So what? You know Im back and Im down to do this,
Just a week ago I was in a Honda Civic, but screw it,
Now I worked my way up to Esprits, and Ruf RGTs,
I run the streets, the streets dont run me.
(fade)
Mista X- Smith Will
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a member of the site called GTPlanet
In Gran Turismo 3 born and raised
On the Complex String was where I spent most of my days
Driftin' and Speedin' Crashin' all cool
And all tunin some Hondas outside the racing school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in the GT 3 Forum
I got in one lil fight and some mods got scared
Misnblu said 'You're movin' in with PunkRock and Josh in the Rumble Strip'
I begged and pleaded with vat_man day after day
But they packed my post count and sent me on my way
They gave me a warning and then they gave me the link.
I put Winamp on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
Off topic, yo this is bad
Reading random posts that don't make sense.
Is this what the people of The Rumble Strip are Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear the random posts, crazy threads
Is The Rumble Strip the type of place they send this sane cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the King of GT
Well, the page loaded and when I looked around
There was a dude who looked like a nut yelling my name out
I ain't trying to help you up your post count
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, and closed the page.
I re-opened IE for a thread and when it loaded
The thread title was HMRCWG and it had a ton of posts in the counter
If anything I can say that this thread was awesome
But I thought I'm not gonna fit in. Yo they're too cool!
I posted about 7 or 8 times at first
And I yelled to Dudebusta 'Yo homes pull up your pants'
I looked at my home
I was finally there
To sit on my ass reading stupid posts
Omnis Omni$
GTPlanet, baby, where I vent my stress,
Zooming through topics like an F094/s.
See me on the strip shooting the feces.
Cause I love my boards like reeses pieces.
GTP, where we have the news of the day.
GTP, where we talk about the gay.
We got everything from sports to music.
All you have to do is choose it.
See me on the boards with my red name tag.
I post Premium, baby, and I have to brag:
4 bucks a month gets you a cool inscription.
But with 16 more: Annual Subscription!
Now 20 bucks could buy you a lot of shiz,
Like car parts from Ghost Cs shifters biz.
But, imagine how tall Solid Lifters is,
And youll frame the premium features list.
GTPlanet: where shorthand catches resent.
GTPlanet: the boards I re%. (oops!)
GTPlanet: who needs Yamauchi?
Our boards are better than any hoochie.
GTPlanet: FAQs and Guides.
GTPlanet: full of cool dudes and guys. (and like three girls)
GTPlanet: Jordans fine creation
Where were either posting online or on Playstation.
Theres a special group to which I gotta pay respect.
Its the Mod Squad, baby, policing the net.
Got my Brits joined in, and not the ones with the scooters,
Helping our yanks moderate from their desktop computers.
We got EU users and even dudes from Asia,
But my mods keep it locked like hip dysplasia.
My man Daan bans; it takes a lot to phase ya,
Unlike noobs making posts with mass aphasia.
Swift, Spec, Sage, part of the super crew.
Boom, Josh, and Kent; theyre in there too.
Touring Mars, Mike Rotch, Pako, and Scaff.
Damn, there are a lot of mods; thats only about half.
Sn00pie, Flat-out, Delphic, and Fred,
And that Indigo guy with the well-informed head.
I got my Owner-Operator, and my admins too:
Jordan, and the duo, Der Alta and Duke.
I got my notebook PC; wireless enabled.
So when I'm on the go, I still am able
To fire up the web over 802.11.
gtplanet dot net, baby, I'm in heaven.
GTP, baby: better than boobs.
GTP: cloggin up the series of tubes.
GTP, baby: I rep the planet on the mic,
And if youre not down with it, you'd better take a hike.
If the internets perished, GTP would stay alive.
And that, my friends, is my strongest f=65
CCX & Sierra
As I read through the thread where I post ma pics
I take a look at my sauber and realize shes got a glip
But thats just perfect for an premo like me!
You know I shun fancy things like enduro's
Famine bans the newbies and Jordan codes the quotes
And Ive been racin' and chopping so long that
Even AMG thinks that my mind is gone
Im a member of the planet, Im into winning comps
Got another 2nd in the WRS and a DS2 in my hands
But if I finish all my races and the electric lasts
I'll win my bentley & party through the night
We' been spending most our nights
on this gran turismo paradise
Daan warned us once or twice
or he'd ban us from this paradise
we've all had to buy new mice
they were worn out on this forum paradise
all the noobs just tell lies
famine kills them with his laser eyes
A local boy reported my silly post last week
I just smiled at him and reported the stupid geek
I really dont care, in fact I wish him rep
cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes whacked, by the ban hammer!
But I aint never reported a n00b even if they deserved it
A n00b with a avatar?
You know that'll never happen
I never wear italics but I got a cool font
I really look good in red...PREMIUM!
If you come to join, youll be told to read the AUP
We havent paid the premo cost in 30 years
But we aint really dumb, so please dont stare and lol
Were just a bunch of addicts who need to get a life!
Theres no centering, no sizes, no luxuries
But if your premo you get that & a whole lot more!
Like VB, it's as complicated as me
We' been spending most our nights
on this gran turismo paradise
Daan warned us once or twice
or he'd ban us from this paradise
we've all had to buy new mice
they were worn out on this forum paradise
all the noobs just tell lies
famine kills them with his laser eyes
Postin' in my gallery, choppin' lots of pics
Bought a Sauber on monday, soon Ill kill all kicks!
Think youre really clever?
Think youre an enduro nut?
Well, I know Famine would ban you if you said that near the cut
Im the model guy CCX wanna be like
On his maisto's day and night trying to steel my C9
So dont be stupid and dont be false
Go premium & we'll welcome you to the pose
We' been spending most our nights
on this gran turismo paradise
Daan warned us once or twice
or he'd ban us from this paradise
we've all had to buy new mice
they were worn out on this forum paradise
all the noobs just tell lies
famine kills them with his laser eyes
GTP, is where it's at
CCX & Sierra gonna win this comp!
Kennydabomb- K-Dog
'The Real GTP'
Yo, yo, yo. Listen up.
Dis is K-dog and I'm tellin you what's up
You be catchin' me in opinions and the rumble strip
Mass-debatin you know I gotz a firm grip
Danoff and live4speed and me don't lose
Touring Mar's hittin's the booze
Sippin Guinness and spittin out puns
Left and right he's got tonz
Sakiale and MachOne got a rap battle
They be hatin' and beratin' with their prattle
Two cats with nothin' better to scratch
They got nothin' on me to match
Left foot down, flick my wrist
Startin my Vette with ignition twist
427 horses pumpin' and thumpin'
Over bumps I be jumpin'
Catch a corner and meet them halfway
Pass em on the inside and I'm away
Keepin' it real behind the wheel
I'm draftin' and dodgin' on your heel
Just move over and let me pass
AI and noobs suck ass
GTP's where I waste my time at work
Unoccupied by Ford so I lurk
*****s always wanna give a shout out
To Premium, thinking dey'z got clout
***** please you ain't foolin'
We gotz enough mods that be rulin'
I gotta be honest and tell it straight
Fanboy kids always wanna debate
Competition needs a running mate
I'm K-Dog from The Automotive State
Despite all the pre-teens and drama
The Planet is one hot mama
Daan and GTPlant be romancin'
Famine and Duke be prancin'
Break the AUP and watch your back
Do it again and you'll fade to black
Klostrophobic Contrived Rhyme
Did you get the memorandum?
M5Power is back and it's not just at random
Back with a new attitude, back with a new mentality
Some call it a comeback, I just call it reality
GTPremium, GTPremium, where do I begin?
Oh yeah, I don't have it, but I hear it's cool like original sin
No ads, biggers avatars, and more respect from all the ladies
Damn near as cool as an SLK Mercedes
230 Kompressor baby
Duke, he's a moderator and he's new and improved to a tolerable degree
Dropped the neon underscore and added a capital D
Watchin' over all you like a dad and his disobient little kids
Don't do nothing wrong, Oh god forbid!
How many replies can we get?
Yeah, don't know, but it's up there with the national debt
The Colour Blue, it doesn't exist but in the hearts of those who know
It's gone, it's gone like the left ear from Vinny Van Gogh
GTPlanet, we love you like we love a good hydraulic brake
Or like a fat kid loves cake
Moderators, moderators, what would we do without you
You keep the good in and the bad, well, it's history like 1942
tercel_driver, he's gone, and me, I'm still here
Wait, I thought I said they made the bad take a long walk off a short pier
Bookmarks, GTPlanet, New Posts, it's the way to go
I know you're here, you're doing it at school, at work, but it's cool because you work for the AFLCIO
Keepin' it real, we drop a line here, make fun of MistaX there
New Mustang, no matter, we still poke fun like he's a cervical smear
I kid, John, I really do, but seriously, go talk to that railroad engineer
Birthday thread, birthday thread, birthday thread, birthday thread
Wowaweewa that's a lot of birthday threads
Are we spending too much time congratulating our peers for not being dead
Some say yes, some say no, but I say, gimme more happy birthday threads
GTPlanet, we love you like we love a good hydraulic brake
Or like a Maalox investor like a good stomach ache
GT, GT2, GT3, GT Mobile, GT Concept, GT4
We've got those guides and many more
GT Prologue, Tourist Trophy, GT 5, GT HD
Yes, those too--I guarantee
live4speed, over 21 thousand post and still going stronger than an oxe
Don't know how he does it, but I have a feeling the answer can be found in his...hey, I don't want to open up Pandora's Box
Almost 17 posts a day, seventeen posts a day I say, since 2003, August thirty first
Hey, hey, that's as impressive as Cal Ripken at worst
Famine, yeah, he's up there too; right alongside l4s for biggest bragging rights
Is it the quantity that's impressive or the quality he brings day after night
GTPlanet, we love you like we love a good hydraulic brake
Or like a vegan loves a stil-live steak
GTP we love you
Casio Cas Factor 7
Yo, I enter this thread and what do I see
Two children fighting over who has the best rap
Guess what, no one cares, as they're both crap
Remember everyone it's all for a good cause
Mark T donating his dough, lets all give him an applause
So will The Artist Formally Known as Rouge please give it a rest
MachOne is a Premium member, you know that means he's the best
I'd like to see you clean him 'across the board' in your Mazda 3
Dude, you're like 12, you have no idea how to drive a car, that I guarantee.
But now to do away the the abuse, but first I'll brb, 'cause I have to pee.
Word up to John's new Podcast, it really deserves recognition
It made me laugh so much that now I have a heart condition
I hope the next one is as good, but you've set the bar so high
But now I hear you've got a co-host with a Pommy accent, but he does seem kinda sly.
I see ///MSpec just grabbed himself a brand new Z4 Roadster
Not only that, but it's with the M Sport pack, that's cooler then Kosher
Everyone is very envious of him, I personally wish it was mine
But alas, the closet I'll ever get is a car with leather from a kine
I suck at this rap gear, so I better pack my bags a go
You won't believe how long it took me to write this, but boy was it slow
But at least I actually finished it, and for that I am astonied
It's more of a poem then a rap, but hey, what's the difference.
r² and D-Man 3.142
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo this is the GTP rap
Our lyrics gon' burn like a, bitch slap!
We're way too cool to *fap* *fap*
But 'cause we're men, we've ain't never touched a map.
*Chemical beats*
We'z better than Fred
Leavin' his 'onda fo' dead,
And like yeast we always raisin' bread
Growin' faster than John B's head.
We tha illest crew givin a analytikal review
Been there done tha bough' premium
We the kind y'all should stay away from
Just ask tha' little kid, Machwan
We iz goin' 2 bake a cake
Victorian Sponge, wait, re-take,
Tha illest cru on da rumble strip
We'll make this excretion a youtube clip
Touring Mars ain't got faecal matter on us
I'd give his cocky puns a D+
gangrenous wounds often contain puss
No doubt Saikale will make a big fuss
We be burning like a Z28,
We ain't got luck, we just got fate,
If an Evo was a woman, y'all know we'd impregnate,
Mov'in to Toronto for a candle lit date.
Yo, we gots da blingin' up in here,
Listen up, quiet down, shed a tear,
And don't have no fears
GTP rap, over, out, cheers.
Jjacks- Flowmaster
Sit down, relax, surf through a thread,
Dont ask why just do it cuz I said.
You see those avy's? Is urs not a hit?
Buy premium dog, make that poop legit.
Bigger PM box, avys, and a new forum to rip.
Fear being a regular member like you'd fear a crip.
GTPlanet is where its at.
Get the **** down you dont want none.
So get out the way or come get you some.
Get a custom title, you'll find its very vital.
Make it funny n you'll be MachOnes idol.
He'll be nice to you follow you make you wanna scream.
But hit the red button and report him to the mod team.
sn00p and the gang will cut him down fo'rizzle.
First to ban him I'll consider him muh nizzle.
GTPlanet is where its at.
Get the **** down you dont want none.
So get out the way or come get you some.
Jordan ridin in "The G" he's got his forum on his cellie,
GTP mobile in use and it's slicker than grape jelly.
Da planet has now grown a great deal of immunity,
To that whack as place that was an MSN Community.
95 thousand plus so you better not start to fuss,
Cuz we gotz lotz a folks who will take ya down,
Famine, Duke, and DA assure you a nice frown.
GTPlanet is where its at.
Get the **** down you dont want none.
So get out the way or come get you some
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