Oh, oh, oh, I'm making a Ludicrous Claim®! Read the first post!

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EatMyRB26
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Ok trolls what do you see? That's right nothing!
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:lol: I see a haunted house...? It doesn't much look like a car, it looks like a house. Do you know this thing called "flash?" You turn it on, and your photos have an artificial light source, created by the camera, that illuminates the photo's subject... Like, your car, for example.
 
MrMelancholy15
:lol: I see a haunted house...? It doesn't much look like a car, it looks like a house. Do you know this thing called "flash?" You turn it on, and your photos have an artificial light source, created by the camera, that illuminates the photo's subject... Like, your car, for example.
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Before making such a ridiculous comment did you think "oh maybe his phone does have a flash" :dopey: .
 
EatMyRB26
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Ok trolls what do you see? That's right nothing!
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I thought every phone after 2003 had flash? Oh wait Iphones don't support it! (terrible joke, scroll on).


Yes Cano, I always join in at the worse of times and then don't know when to shut up :lol:
 
EatMyRB26
Before making such a ridiculous comment did you think "oh maybe his phone does have a flash" :dopey: .
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Yes. Yes, I very much did think "maybe his phone does have a flash."

Besides, I'm not a moderator, I don't know what you use. I'm not tracking you. All I know, about what you're using, is that you were using an iPhone like 20 minutes ago. But, iPhones have flash, don't they? I mean, my Blackberry does... 💡
 
jc18137
I thought every phone after 2003 had flash? Oh wait Iphones don't support it! (terrible joke, scroll on).

Yes Cano, I always join in at the worse of times and then don't know when to shut up :lol:
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iPhone4's and newer have flashes on them. Even then the 3's still took better pictures than that in the dark without a flash.
 
I dunno, I'm pretty sure cars in the UK have these things called, er... what are they called... face... lamps? Facelights? Oh, headlights.

Try turning them on to, I don't know... make it so you can actually see?
 
MrMelancholy15
Yes. Yes, I very much did think "maybe his phone does have a flash."

Besides, I'm not a moderator, I don't know what you use. I'm not tracking you. All I know, about what you're using, is that you were using an iPhone like 20 minutes ago. But, iPhones have flash, don't they? I mean, my Blackberry does... 💡
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No it does not.
 
EatMyRB26
No it does not.
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Oh, too bad. Could've bought Canadian made. :lol: I'm proud of my Blackberry.

There are still many other ways to lighten up a photo of your car.

As mentioned above:

headlights
running lights (if different from headlights)
fog lights
interior lights (if interior photo)
etc.
 
Hmmmm, Iphone 1? Turn on your dome lights, hells your headlights, most of us are Skyline fanboys. We'll recognize it.
 
You know, it's kinda sad that these circumstances are developing in the ludicrous claim thread, there's thread of the year maerial here, and it's january 4.
 
EatMyRB26
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Ok trolls what do you see? That's right nothing!
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Wait, I can barely make it out but... is that a 3 bedroom house? You never said you owned a Mitsubishi GTO. [/Toronado will get that one]

Cano
You know, it's kinda sad that these circumstances are developing in the ludicrous claim thread, there's thread of the year maerial here, and it's january 4.
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Not to mention it'll most likely be forgotten by the end of the year.
 
At 1ness
Oh my bad. I think i still have issue 58 of 'Japanese Performance Magazine' up in my loft (your featured car), i might dig it out for further perusal when i put the Christmas decorations away tomorrow.
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Well now, this should be interesting.

EatMyRB26
No it does not.
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So, are you a bus driver, or do you work at home?
 
As funny as that response image is, it's not that hard to write "GTP" on a piece of paper, and hold it in front of the car with the lights turned on.
 
But! But! He has to get up from his computer! Go outside yet again, and waste the amount of charge on his car battery that it takes to turn on the lights!
 
Bopop4
it's not that hard to write "GTP" on a piece of paper, and hold it in front of the car with the lights turned on.
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It is when your car's headlights are decals and the piece of paper is larger than the car.
 
EatMyRB26
You just claimed a few minutes ago you say a haunted house.
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dylrocks? Is that you? I just saw a familiar looking GTP-name in the URL of that image.


Otherwise, yes, I did, I did say that I saw a haunted house. The haunted refers to how dark/"spooky" it looks, and the house refers to... the house in your photo. You didn't take a photo of your car. You found a dark photo on google images, I reckon. :lol:

TB
It is when your car's headlights are decals and the piece of paper is larger than the car.
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I'm going to hyperventilate, from laughing.
 
jc18137
But! But! He has to get up from his computer! Go outside yet again, and waste the amount of charge on his car battery that it takes to turn on the lights!
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He can take a flashlight then. :lol:
 
TB
It is when your car's headlights are decals and the piece of paper is larger than the car.
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:lol:

jc18137
But! But! He has to get up from his computer! Go outside yet again, and waste the amount of charge on his car battery that it takes to turn on the lights!
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I'm sure the 600hp could recharge the battery in no time. ;)
 
MrMelancholy15
dylrocks? Is that you? I just saw a familiar looking GTP-name in the URL of that image.


Otherwise, yes, I did, I did say that I saw a haunted house. The haunted refers to how dark/"spooky" it looks, and the house refers to... the house in your photo. You didn't take a photo of your car. You found a dark photo on google images, I reckon. :lol:
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If you say so.
 
jc18137
But think of the petrol to run it! On top of that, it must be quite high octane for such a beast.
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Who said anything about turning the motor on? Seriously, the only car I know that has to be running, with the car in gear, for the headlights to be on, is my Impreza. My friend's R32 has nothing of the sort, just putting it on "accessory" will allow the lights to turn on, if so desired.
 
I know the car doesn't need to be on, was replying to thought of the 600hp running the alternator recharging the battery. Once the car is on, the lights will run off the alternator.
 

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