Pics of yourself

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Following recent themes......

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...Aren't the red ones for bad guys?

Why I oughtta...

Having said that, I reckon I'd make an awesome supervillain. Like if WalMart made an own-brand budget Riddler.
 
'Behold, the Widdler! I'll stop bwowing up skyscwapers if you can answer me these widdles thwee...'
Please don't ask me my favorite color. Please don't ask me my favorite color. Please don't ask me my favorite color.
 
Bwight Wed? Bwown? Gween? Owange? Gwey?

That's enough from me. Anyone got a picture of their ugly mug? ;)
 
Are you saying I'm not an ultrahot club babe? :( </3

My phone only has 1 camera as well... :indiff:

Edit: And the only fit club babe I was chatting to offered me a swig from her bottle of coke... Blatantly had something dodgy in it!
 
Congats! 👍 Honeymoon?

Had planned to go to the states for 5 and a half weeks but had to postpone due to some personal family troubles on my side, will be going in March when its her birthday.

When he said "I do," the priest asked, "Why?"

"Because racecar."

Funnily enough I polised of 3 bottles of champagne in the limo on the way to church and the priest had to stop mid service to ask me to stop looking at her ass/breasts (was the first time I saw the dress)

Also in the greek church they dont ask you "do you take this woman to be your wife" type questions

Did she marry you because of your huge chopper?

LOL, I was never into bikes before I met her, her father was the one that actually got me into riding. That chopper was actually sold by me to a friend of mine a few months back but he let me use it for the wedding. Since bought a Porsche cayman which is alot more fun than a bike believe it or not.
 
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