Pics of yourself

[W3H5]

Most of the fighting kicked off after the pictures. My face, despite being hit a lot, isn't showing any bruises though it is a bit tender and the broken bottles came out just before we fled the scene. God, what an awful experience for anyone that weren't me!

Shirt came off along with the coat which had my phone in it. No chance for a photo opportunity.

 

[Aldo]

Tbh, the way you described them I thought we were going to see some cuts and bruises. You with no shirt on wielding a broke Newkie Brown bottle would have been the pick of the bunch!

I believe its actually pronounced 'New-ie Broooooon man'...

 

[Danny]

Oh you.

 

[TheCracker]

What did you earn your medals for Danny?

 

[Danny]

What did you earn your medals for Danny?

It's the Victoria Cross. You get it for pissing off Posh Spice.

 

[ExigeEvan]

What did you earn your medals for Danny?

He's a veteran of many fashion disasters.

 

[TheCracker]

It's the Victoria Cross. You get it for pissing off Posh Spice.

- a worthy award if ever there was one 👍

 

[axletramp]

Nice Michael J memorial on the wall there.

Does she always look like that?

 

[Danny]

He's a veteran of many fashion disasters.

Coming from the guy who's best known for a mankini? Outraged.

Does she always look like that?

No. No she does not. I cannot explain the expression she is making.

 

[axletramp]

Looks a little like you've just bitch-slapped her!

 

[Sharky.]

New Zealand is tiny. There have to be sheep less a hundred miles from you. Like, the things I think of when I think of New Zealand are, in no particular order, sheep, Lord of the Rings, angry natives, and Taylor Swift.

Nice.

Last time I checked, you can't drive across NZ in a day.....

Driving across you most certainly can (< 5 hours across the SI), driving bottom to top is marginal. You probably could if traffic was favourable and the boys in blue don't pay much attention - the 2300km from Bluff to Cape Reinga is 1d7h according to Google, but then again literally nobody lives in Southland or Northland so you'd actually be driving from Dunners to Dorkland in around 26 hours.


Danny, what's with the deep red hair? It scares me.

 

[Pyle_PMG]

Slightly edited pic of me with a Santa hat photoshopped:

 

[Azuremen]

Nice.

Was hoping someone would get that

Driving across you most certainly can (< 5 hours across the SI), driving bottom to top is marginal. You probably could if traffic was favourable and the boys in blue don't pay much attention - the 2300km from Bluff to Cape Reinga is 1d7h according to Google, but then again literally nobody lives in Southland or Northland so you'd actually be driving from Dunners to Dorkland in around 26 hours.

So a day and a half. I can do, with a nice car, full day driving stints with short power naps, etc. Longest drive I've done on my own in a single day was about 800 miles (1300km) in a single day, with snow and in a Corolla, which is hardly as nice for being a road warrior as my current whip. I also tend to beat Google travel times by ten to twenty percent, between the touch of speeding and the ability to make minimal stops - 1 stop for every 4 to 5 hours, usually.

 

[Aldo]

Picture of me on the left and my mate from Saturday night... Safe to say we might have been drinking... Still doesn't excuse the fact that my mate looks like a paedophile.

 

[Diego440]

would that make you his boy-toy?

 

[TB]

They don't call it a right hand man for nothing...

 

[Talon]

Oh you.

Has anyone ever told you you look like the guy from Seether? You remind me of him a ton.

 

[axletramp]

Hmm... I was wondering why this image was so dark. Some kind of 'love' dungeon/bunker...



Note shackle points on wall.

 

[Danny]

Has anyone ever told you you look like the guy from Seether? You remind me of him a ton.

I've heard that before, actually.

As I've grown up, I no longer resemble Finch from American Pie, which can only be a plus.

 

[TheCracker]

Has anyone ever told you you look like the guy from Seether? You remind me of him a ton.

Or Tim Minchin?

 

[axletramp]

Hmmm...


.............Tim Minchin.......................................................and Danny.

 

[Omnis]

Over the years, Danny has gone from Hufflepuff House double to Pirates of the Alternative Caribbean double.

 

[ExigeEvan]

I've heard that before, actually.

As I've grown up, I no longer resemble Finch from American Pie, which can only be a plus.

Jelly. Only last night was a lanky 🤬 trying to push in at the bar, he started the Mclovin this-and-that jibes before I kindly offered him outside to demonstrate what it's like to get your ass kicked by Mclovin. He shut up, I carried on singing along to 'Gaga.

 

[Danny]

Hmmm...


.............Tim Minchin.......................................................and Danny.

👍 Stealing this for Facebook.

Jelly. Only last night was a lanky 🤬 trying to push in at the bar, he started the Mclovin this-and-that jibes before I kindly offered him outside to demonstrate what it's like to get your ass kicked by Mclovin. He shut up, I carried on singing along to 'Gaga.

Please give me the film rights to this story. I assume you're sick of the McLovin business by now. I shall make it my business to find someone else you vaguely resemble.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Please give me the film rights to this story. I assume you're sick of the McLovin business by now. I shall make it my business to find someone else you vaguely resemble.

Haha, "The man who looks like everyone else". That'll be the title. It really has become a matter of that, I have dopple gangers in Swansea, Cardiff, Bristol, Canary Islands, Singapore, Tesco and Australia to name a few.

Surprised I haven't been framed for murder yet...

 

[Omnis]

Props on the chinstrap morphing into something greater.

 

[TheCracker]

I assume you're sick of the McLovin business by now. I shall make it my business to find someone else you vaguely resemble.

Ed Helms as Stu?

 

[ExigeEvan]

Ed Helms as Stu?

That's so last week!


No really, I was getting it at the works do on Saturday.

 

[Aldo]

would that make you his boy-toy?

Naaaah he's my bitch.

Hmm... I was wondering why this image was so dark. Some kind of 'love' dungeon/bunker...

Note shackle points on wall.

Lmao! You're not far wrong! It's a club called The Arches which is basically a club under the arches of a viaduct. Really good venue actually, one of the best in the world and loads of top DJs love it!

 

[Danny]

In a few years you'll become Jonathan Safran Foer.