Pics of yourself

[DustDriver]

I hope it doesn't involve feet.

 

[axletramp]

Chef's special sauce?

 

[Monatsende]

Thanks. I have lunch time now.

 

[axletramp]

He'll never complain again!

 

[DustDriver]

Nice, a food portret of yourself?

 

[Monatsende]

I tried hard to get a photo-like effect but only 98% success.

 

[Rayzah]

Very handsome. One thing, not really a big deal, but have you looked into braces? I think they could take you from 4.6 right up to a 9.2.

 

[playnthru]

My...You look good enough to eat!

 

[Aldo]

That the balmoral?

Yep, I was standing on the corner of Waverley bridge 👍

Not a single alcoholic drink in any of them.

Reported.

Better?

 

[Monatsende]

Nah... Only one lurking woman in the background. Still no alcohol.
Prepare for ban.

 

[DarkAvengerZR1]

Get it right, guys. Lol (Drink and women in photo.)

-removed-

 

[Danny]

Why has gravity intensified?

Is that what's making the guy at the back sad?

 

[dhandeh]

Why has gravity intensified?

Is that what's making the guy at the back sad?

Either that or there have very low ceilings and they haven't quite adapted yet.

 

[axletramp]

...or they all need to go to the loo. Perhaps DA's smokin' hot chilli from the previous night is kicking in!

 

[dhandeh]

Or someone swapped hand cleaner for superglue.

 

[axletramp]

...or there's someone on the floor just out of shot needing urgent CPR and they just had to stop for a final quick group shot first.

 

[dhandeh]

Or there is a bear in the garden and they are trying to avoid eye contact with it, hence the forced smiles from a number of them.

 

[axletramp]

...or they're just about to pull off a great cheerleader tower and the camera went off early.

 

[DaxCobra]

Or they are all trying to get within the camera's range?

 

[Aldo]

Or they are all trying to get within the camera's range?

I hate you.

 

[dhandeh]

Or the music has stopped, but they all agreed to have the photo taken before continuing with the game.

 

[axletramp]

...or the smug guy at the back has whipped his tackle out and they're trying to cover up the 'situation'.

 

[DustDriver]

They're trying to show off their cleavage. Stop complaining and start appreciating!

 

[DaxCobra]

I hate you.

 

[axletramp]

They're trying to show off their cleavage.

It's not working.

 

[DustDriver]

The drawback of long hair.

 

[dhandeh]

Or they are smiling through gritted teeth, in preparation of the customary photoshop job on it.

 

[DarkAvengerZR1]

O_o

 

[Boxout]

And so I steal the 20,000th post with this awesome picture of my moustache

 

[dhandeh]

Seems legit.